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Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


We've reached the era where porn has been so widely accessible for so long that people can no longer get off to vanilla stuff and resort to all types of weird crap.

Either that or humanity is just becoming more degenerate...

Oh I miss the days of finding porn mags in the woods....

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Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Darth123123 posted:

Tell us about you r weirdo porn

its exactly like normal porn except made for weirdos

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Nathilus posted:

The people in xhamster vids keep getting more and more hideous. Par for the course is now a fat ugly old dude loving a fat ugly grandma. What the gently caress. Give me back my unrealistic body ideals plz.

maybe you should stop fatshaming then

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Does anyone know what the first porn film ever was?

I'm talking about FILM, no pictures.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


The Dennis System posted:

Also, incest porn has been around for a long time. I remember that guy on Love Line talking about an incest porn called Taboo 2 like 20 years ago.

so has incest

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Man I feel sorry for people in the past who had nothing but their imaginations to jerk off to.

Don't get me wrong, imagination is great but so is porn.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


naem posted:

You just hoped that Buffy the vampire slayer wore a low cut shirt and bent over a lot that week (she always did)

I'm talking about 100s of years ago man, when the average peasant teenager would have a very hard time trying to find an oil painting of a naked woman or something

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


generative grammer posted:

C) "I don't actually have a sister but drat if I had one we would totally be doing it"

That's what everyone who doesn't have a sister thinks.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Moridin920 posted:

lol if you aren't still hard after cumming the first time

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


I swear they always make the angles in straight porn as terrible as they can.

I don't wanna see some dude's hairy rear end crack, I'll stick to lesbian thanks

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Gatekeeper posted:

do they still do the "girl blowing a two foot long dildo while the camera guy makes cumsounds and pretends it's his dick and then finally they hose the girl down with a gallon of tzatsiki sauce"? that was good imo and should have evolved further until the dildo was so enormous the girls had to unhook their jaws like snakes just to get the tip in their mouth and then they get waterboarded with a bathtubs worth of yoghurt

theyve probably stepped it up since then

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


A Stupid Baby posted:

I want porn where the guy is an older gentleman who cant get it up as easy as he used to anymore and the woman is being really supportive and so she brings in another dude and they have sex and then he gets a boner so she starts loving him and he cums so hard he has a heart attack and the video ends with him waking up in the hospital with the woman kissing him on the forehead and telling him she loves him

romance + cuckoldry

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


They have definitely not stopped slapping women

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Vegetable posted:

If I got to cum everytime I was angry my life would probably be better

What if you got angry at work?

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Gatekeeper posted:

what's the verdict on pissplay? is it finally ok for me to talk about it in public or is it still "taboo"

go for it

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Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Softcore porn (AKA movie sex) is really really really hot.

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