What the fuck is going on with porn?

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I was just talking to a friend about how ridiculous porta-potty gloryhole porn is.

Who the gently caress is getting off on that, specifically? :wtc:

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 08:31

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 00:50

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Also, why the gently caress can't porn just be like "here's a hot cougar getting banged" or "here's a cute girl in her early 20s getting banged"? It's gotta be some weird incest poo poo.

I like cougars and I like cute, young girls. I just don't like to pretend that they're my family members.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 08:34

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Cobweb Heart posted:

I haven't gone looking for it, but I'm surprised I haven't seen any porn with a narrative that subverts cvcking in some rewarding way, like some guy tries to horn in on the cameraman's woman so the cameraman punches him the gently caress out and makes him sit on the floor while he and his girl do it. Maybe a few shots of the guy's bummed-out face, looking all depressed. It's always "traditional relationship getting subverted by violent interloper". But I guess know the real answer is "meek whites are the only significant consumers" - actually, is it a thing people do to watch cvck poo poo and put themselves in the shoes of the guy doing the cvcking? I feel like there's gotta be some part of the audience that does that. It's honestly kind of strange to me that I haven't found more porn that fulfills the twin fantasies of both getting to gently caress a hot lady AND winning a fight against some loser. You really only see the first one, or both combined lol.

Somebody needs to make a porn version of "I Got a Story to Tell".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6df0rha_Opw

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 03:52

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

ChrisHansen posted:

Half of the front page of one of my favorite sites was some combination of step relatives.

It made me uncomfortable

www.nothingbutincestpornworldsuperhub.com is weird like that

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 04:03

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Vegetable posted:

SA should become a porn portal. Would liven up this old lovely forum

Bring back DPPH.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 06:05

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I identify as the sleazy hotel room.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 07:46

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Gaunab posted:

They make interracial porn. Want to see that wiki page

The owner was secretly filming scenes in a 12 million dollar mansion in the Chandler, Arizona area. Not one of those lovely McMansions you see in most porn but something actual rich people live in.

Then the police raided the place, found cocaine, and arrested him on a domestic assault charge.

Obviously, Google search this story at your own risk. Especially because the top links are white supremacist sites :qq:

ing about Jews running the porn industry and making white women get hosed by feral blacks.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 06:42

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Pvt.Scott posted:

With our current porn Renaissance, I expect the real hype poo poo to be loving couples in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation only in about twenty years.

Well racist gangbang breeding cuck porn gets us halfway there, I guess. :barf:

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 06:48

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

VendaGoat posted:

This whole " average size implants" bullshit is for the birds.

Bring back the 90's; "Bigger is better but jumbo is dear!"

Huge fake breasts were pretty much the worst thing about 90s porn. Good riddance.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 07:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Vegetable posted:

Life before porn was simpler. You wouldn't really know a fake boob when you saw one. Now it's just second nature.

I was never able to truly enjoy loving super models ever again. :sad:

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 07:44

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Kid's a chubby chaser? Sick gently caress.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 07:58

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Germstore posted:

That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged.

Pretty much. Not really a MILF unless she's old enough to be your mother.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 03:54

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