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Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



I was just talking to a friend about how ridiculous porta-potty gloryhole porn is.

Who the gently caress is getting off on that, specifically?

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Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Also, why the gently caress can't porn just be like "here's a hot cougar getting banged" or "here's a cute girl in her early 20s getting banged"? It's gotta be some weird incest poo poo.

I like cougars and I like cute, young girls. I just don't like to pretend that they're my family members.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Cobweb Heart posted:

I haven't gone looking for it, but I'm surprised I haven't seen any porn with a narrative that subverts cvcking in some rewarding way, like some guy tries to horn in on the cameraman's woman so the cameraman punches him the gently caress out and makes him sit on the floor while he and his girl do it. Maybe a few shots of the guy's bummed-out face, looking all depressed. It's always "traditional relationship getting subverted by violent interloper". But I guess know the real answer is "meek whites are the only significant consumers" - actually, is it a thing people do to watch cvck poo poo and put themselves in the shoes of the guy doing the cvcking? I feel like there's gotta be some part of the audience that does that. It's honestly kind of strange to me that I haven't found more porn that fulfills the twin fantasies of both getting to gently caress a hot lady AND winning a fight against some loser. You really only see the first one, or both combined lol.

Somebody needs to make a porn version of "I Got a Story to Tell".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6df0rha_Opw

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



ChrisHansen posted:

Half of the front page of one of my favorite sites was some combination of step relatives.

It made me uncomfortable

www.nothingbutincestpornworldsuperhub.com is weird like that

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Vegetable posted:

SA should become a porn portal. Would liven up this old lovely forum

Bring back DPPH.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



I identify as the sleazy hotel room.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Gaunab posted:

They make interracial porn. Want to see that wiki page

The owner was secretly filming scenes in a 12 million dollar mansion in the Chandler, Arizona area. Not one of those lovely McMansions you see in most porn but something actual rich people live in.

Then the police raided the place, found cocaine, and arrested him on a domestic assault charge.

Obviously, Google search this story at your own risk. Especially because the top links are white supremacist sites ing about Jews running the porn industry and making white women get hosed by feral blacks.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Pvt.Scott posted:

With our current porn Renaissance, I expect the real hype poo poo to be loving couples in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation only in about twenty years.

Well racist gangbang breeding cuck porn gets us halfway there, I guess.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



VendaGoat posted:

This whole " average size implants" bullshit is for the birds.

Bring back the 90's; "Bigger is better but jumbo is dear!"

Huge fake breasts were pretty much the worst thing about 90s porn. Good riddance.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Vegetable posted:

Life before porn was simpler. You wouldn't really know a fake boob when you saw one. Now it's just second nature.

I was never able to truly enjoy loving super models ever again.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Kid's a chubby chaser? Sick gently caress.

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Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Germstore posted:

That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged.

Pretty much. Not really a MILF unless she's old enough to be your mother.

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