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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



You watch the dialogue at the beginning? hosed up.

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Moon Atari posted:

The internet eventually leads all forms of expression to become increasingly ironic until their intended meaning becomes the opposite of their apparent content. The erotic manifestation of the ironic is porn of non-erotic, seemingly mundane activities. But to those 'in on it', with brains forever altered by the internet, these acts become incredibly arousing when depicted in the specific context of a streaming porn site. Some of you will think this ridiculous, others imagine it won't happen for some time, as internet pornography is too new. But a few have been to clips4sale, and know that we are already fapping far beyond the Rubicon.

I did see a filthy frank video posted on pornhub once. It featured him eating talking vegetables which screamed, bled, and begged for their lives, which the deviantart crowd would probably appreciate now that I think about it.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



I bet most porn directors are gay. I just have a gut feeling about it.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Moridin920 posted:

uh but sometimes i want to go back to some video i was watching why can't google just not share the nsfw stuff it's not like they can't tell what it is 99% of the time

Use bing, it's better for porn and nobody is ever gonna see your Bing history.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



WampaLord posted:

This right here is why I prefer lesbian porn.

Yeah probably 90% of the time

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



Gatekeeper posted:

to truly appreciate heaven u gotta live thru hell

as the great blind tuvan throat singer Paul Pena said "You know you got to go through hell,
Before you get to heaven,
Big ol' jet airliner,
Don't carry me too far away,
Oh, oh big ol' jet airliner,
Cause it's here that I've got to stay"

And it continues in that fashion until he starts singing like popeye

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



They should make an hour and a half long movie that's 45 minutes of dialogue and plot and stuff but then the characters just start loving for half an hour, then 15 more minutes of plot to wrap everything up. If there's a way to add some exposition to the loving then all the better.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



vyst posted:

Why the gently caress would you need instructions how to jerk off? I figured that poo poo out on my own when I was 15

15? Did you have hooks for hands or something?

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.




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