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bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

Triggered posted:

Pissing on your own poo poo is definitely haram. You have a poo, flush and then you piss.

The gently caress? You pee first, then flush, then poo.

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bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

Triggered posted:

No to do it properly you flush, poo poo and because you piss straight after a poo poo you have a jug handy to catch the piss. Flush the poo poo, put the piss into the toilet bowl and flush again.

I am going to be serious for a moment and say that I have never taken a poo poo without pissing first and it is actually shocking to me to find out that this isnt universal.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

Pvt.Scott posted:

The better theory on most of those Venus idols is that they were self-portraits done by pregnant women with time on their hands and no reflective surfaces. If you look at them from the top down, they're a pretty dead on view of what a pregnant chick in a cave would see. This also explains the general lack of head and face detail and the tapering legs, etc.

I never understood this idea, like, would not the artist have seen other pregnant women at some point? Even if they were self portraits, the body shape is still off.

I think cavemen just sucked at art.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

Germstore posted:

But the MILFs are my contemporaries but I still consider them MILFs.

Yea, many of my friends are now milfs, it is a noble profession with lots of history.

Not related really, but I have generally found that the milfs of my acquaintance who had kids in their mid-late 20's are looking far hotter then the ones who had kids in their mid-late 30's. They also now have kids who are in their teens so they can go out and party again.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

oncearoundaltair posted:

When I got older I was surprised by how many milfs/matures make themselves available and all you have to do is be in decent shape and clean and calm and not a mouth breather etc. It's not all bad unless you are really goony.

Yea, like, I'm no bodies picnic, but somehow I seem to be more desirable at 38 then I was at 28 or especially 18.

I suspect I was still pretty goony at 28 and was just embarrassing at 18, but still.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

Gatekeeper posted:

a lil dickneck

It's actually pretty hard to take a flattering picture of the dickneck region. I did waste about 20 minutes at work trying, so thanks for that at least.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

It a mom I'd like to gently caress, don't over think it.

I contend that June Cleaver is the ur-milf.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

Twins are super weird and creepy.

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bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"

Grimey Drawer

Like, in general, not just in porn.

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