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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

You don't even really need to peruse porn sites, anymore. Just go to DeviantArt.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Is there such a genre as "Life Coach" porn? I almost feel like that could be the perfect catch-all new genre. Every video also acts as a life's little instruction book. Start making a fetish of self-help and self-improvement.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Replace all incest porn with college tutor porn. The upside is that you watch it enough times you will learn how to write linear algebra proofs, or porn that acts out Cliffnotes versions of required reading for classes.

Actually, I take the latter back. That sounds more like an anime series built around people studying literature and history by making erotic productions of it.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

I've not had cable long enough to notice, but is Skinemax still a thing or are they just normal fare now?

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Zorodius posted:

can we predict the next big thing in porn?

I say it's candid drone videos of people loving in their bedrooms

Interactive porn as a recognized therapy service.

A performer will interact with you via TV, Tablet or monitor on a 1:1 basis and will bill your insurance company, or you can go private pay if you need/want. Best of all, it's all private thanks to HIPAA.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

KomodoWagon posted:

Medicaid-sponsored camwhores for all.

Then you have to go to whatever provider is taking new clients. You end up getting stuck with a person who has a keen insight into your emotional, social and sexual problems, but they can't role play for poo poo.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Is that the meaning to the song "Hey JOE"?

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Moon Atari posted:

Sadly, although the quantity has increased, the production values on giantess porn are still too low to be arousing.

So, what you're saying is that the giantess porn genre is seeing a lot of growth?

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Has porn done a lot of the orange and blue lighting that movies and movie posters? If not, that will need to be the next thing that people get into.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

They need to go calling it Ruebenesque or Zaftig. That'll be how this gets popular, people start describing it more in a arty way.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

One thing I sort of am wondering now: Was MILF a popular thing before American Pie, did that film just give it a pop culture meme term that made it more common, etc?

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