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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


RedMage129 posted:

If you watch the step mom/sister/dad stuff without volume (like God intended) then it's really just regular porn. Just don't read the title and you're fine.

Search history is a thing.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Moon Atari posted:

That's my legacy we are talking about!

My contribution to the human race

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


What's with the extreme close up, under the guy's balls, as he pounds away on a chick?

Just two shorn testes slamming away, in ultra close up 4k resolution?

Who watches that?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005



I'm glad to see you have become accepting of the "status quo"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


JediTalentAgent posted:

Is there such a genre as "Life Coach" porn? I almost feel like that could be the perfect catch-all new genre. Every video also acts as a life's little instruction book. Start making a fetish of self-help and self-improvement.

"jerk off to yourself"?

Seems very "west coast"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Incest porn is just plot porn.

Take your pick between that or a poorly produced Futurama porn.

Functionally, they are the same.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Gatekeeper posted:

who even has to search? out of the 20 or 30 vids on the first page of w/e porn site you use, there's plenty of "hot teen creampied" or "milf teaches paperboy how to gently caress".

Unless you're me, and every suggested video and ad and pop up is all CHICKS W/ DICKS!!!! because you got curious once

Google Knows.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


King Vidiot posted:

I want some realistic story porn where it's like a whole hour of two people awkwardly getting to know each other and flirting, followed by some kissing and fondling and 10 minutes of sex.

Or the first hour is just them actually Netflixing and chilling, until the guy gets up the nerve to make a move and they gently caress for two minutes before he comes. Then they both fall asleep on the couch in front of the TV.

Writing your autobiography, King Vidiot?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Vegetable posted:

SA should become a porn portal. Would liven up this old lovely forum

My FUPA is mine and mine alone.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


A Strange Aeon posted:

LOL, there might be a nerd market for board game themed porn.

Cumopoly

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


This whole " average size implants" bullshit is for the birds.

Bring back the 90's; "Bigger is better but jumbo is dear!"

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Nuts and Gum posted:

How come there aren't more pornos where some dude is on his phone in bed while some click rides his cock while playing monster hunter?

because porn is supposed to be a fantasy, not about reality.

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