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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
idk why but i watched all 17 seconds of that waiting for the cum shot


:synpa:

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Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

Welp, truth in advertising, I suppose. Reluctantly voting 5.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Putty posted:

i cant tell if this is Jon Arbuckle from the Wikihow or Anime universe but in either im sure he is just as depressed

Wikihow to stop staring at a girl's boobs: 8 steps. I only wanted to improve myself, but along the way I found myself...an avatar.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just drank some "muscle milk" now im gonna drink some wines

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
that man need jesus

he should go to church's

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





gonna make my own double down by loving two chicken breasts

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Burger King's chicken sandwich is much more fuckable imho

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Chick fil a giving me the ol pickle dick

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
The timing window for this must be very small. Gotta wait until it cools down from the fryer but within minutes it will be too cold like a corpse.

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Moon Atari posted:

Wikihow to stop staring at a girl's boobs: 8 steps. I only wanted to improve myself, but along the way I found myself...an avatar.

wait whoa I thought that was a cartoon version of help-im-gonna-get-murdered.jpg

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
sorry sandwich rapist there's a new top trend on twitter

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Anthony%20Weiner%22&src=tren

still about a weiner tho

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

kindermord posted:

sorry sandwich rapist there's a new top trend on twitter

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Anthony%20Weiner%22&src=tren

still about a weiner tho

he's jelly cause he could've had a mcchicken right now. he should stop being such a weiner.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
McDonalds stock is up today. Coincidence?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Made my mouth water :gay:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
For the chicken sandwich that is! No homo haha!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Are y'all done with that sammich?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Is this an allegory for what modern sexual interaction has become in the modern world ?

just warm meat rubbing against each other

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Decebal posted:

Is this an allegory for what modern sexual interaction has become in the modern world ?

just warm meat rubbing against each other

It also has to be dead.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Hey are you gonna eat that

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Fiend posted:

Are y'all done with that sammich?

No joke, Pornhub Aria just finished filming some sort of photoshoot with a mcchicken (nothing dirty, there just literally was one in the shot), and they were offering the sandwich to whoever wanted it. It was previously untouched, of course.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
is this guy famous now

like are all his friends and family going to be proud to know the guy who hosed a mcchicken

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

how could you not

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I'm hoping he will be able to tell his side of the story on Tosh.0

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CharlestonJew posted:

is this guy famous now

like are all his friends and family going to be proud to know the guy who hosed a mcchicken

You build bridges your whole life, do they call you a bridge maker?
But you gently caress one McChicken sandwich.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

i thought Mcdonald's chicken sandwiches supposed to be boneless?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

donkey salami posted:

i thought Mcdonald's chicken sandwiches supposed to be boneless?

:haw:

stinch
Nov 21, 2013

notZaar posted:

The timing window for this must be very small. Gotta wait until it cools down from the fryer but within minutes it will be too cold like a corpse.

yeah, and it's a risky business shoving your cock in something you have just given a quick blast in the microwave if you try and reheat it.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



need a strong bull to cuck my mcchicken's white meat

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

You build bridges your whole life, do they call you a bridge maker?
But you gently caress one McChicken sandwich.

heh

that's my best joke

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Holy poo poo....I get to be the person to make this joke?

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
This is what happens when you legalize gay marriage.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
im lovin it

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
Grrrrrrl, lemme peep dat chickencheese

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

Holy poo poo....I get to be the person to make this joke?



Sometimes there is a reason a "joke" hasn't been made, Venda.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

OctoberBlues posted:

Sometimes there is a reason a "joke" hasn't been made, Venda.

because it's not funny hahahaha

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

Sid Vicious posted:

because it's not funny hahahaha

:master:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Sid Vicious posted:

because it's not funny hahahaha

:lol:

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Putty posted:

i cant tell if this is Jon Arbuckle from the Wikihow or Anime universe but in either im sure he is just as depressed

555555555555555555555555555 goldmine manbabies grab the canary its all downhill from here

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Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
mods????

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