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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Cthulu Carl posted:

I am a grown rear end man with a grown rear end job that I come home from and drink while watching cartoons and playing videogames before winding down with some porn because it turns out adulthood is a terrible, oppressive, grim existence.

i like being an adult cause i can do whatever i want, unlike a child who is helpless and retarded

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cthulu Carl posted:

I am a grown rear end man with a grown rear end job that I come home from and drink while watching cartoons and playing videogames before winding down with some porn because it turns out adulthood is a terrible, oppressive, grim existence.

you should fall in love with a beautiful lady and go to the beach

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012

dad gay. so what posted:

gonna go get more booze brb

Did you kick the huff huff?

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
im posting in a goode thread

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Videogame are loving great OP. Gonna have to kick your rear end now you fuckman

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gently KRS posted:

Did you kick the huff huff?

4 days!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i think i might have a faulkty lung tho now :mad:

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

A Strange Aeon posted:

“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/32kj8r/critics_who_treat_adult_as_a_term_of_approval/
Here is a thread discussing this quote in a GamerGate forum on notorious paedophile outpost ruddit
I hope you enjoy the read

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im sharing some beef juerky with nathan jr.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

rip nathan jr

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
he wont drink my wine

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010

smug n stuff posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/32kj8r/critics_who_treat_adult_as_a_term_of_approval/
Here is a thread discussing this quote in a GamerGate forum on notorious paedophile outpost ruddit
I hope you enjoy the read

I read two minutes if that and had to shut it, Christ I thought you guys could be lame but those cunts are some sad lonely wankers.

BTW I'm playing a pretend farm game making rad beer to cheer me up from a soul smashing day at my lame job....

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012

dad gay. so what posted:

i think i might have a faulkty lung tho now :mad:

Better stay on the sauce, it'll cure what ails you

Don't play video games tho, stick to adult pursuits

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
watching tv and movies is retarded too
and reading books -lol do you really need to escape into fantasy because your life sucks that bad
going to parties because you cant stand to be alone (because you know you suck)?
being alone because youre too worthless to get along at parties?
play sports? what you cant achieve with real goals like an actual adult lmao



the answer is clear
work 16 hours a day like a responsible adult
just remember the owners work even harder

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

I read two minutes if that and had to shut it, Christ I thought you guys could be lame but those cunts are some sad lonely wankers.

BTW I'm playing a pretend farm game making rad beer to cheer me up from a soul smashing day at my lame job....

im drinking with a cat and eating beef jerky

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
gently caress you mom, im a grown man and I can play vidya games any time i want.

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012
for kids
Video games
Inhalants
Gin and tonic
Porno

for adults
Sports
Booze
Weed
Sex

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
When you think about it, OP, life is a videogame. And by that I mean you should attempt to speedrun it without dying.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
My Mega Man 2 speed run got rejected for political reasons, so I killed myself and now am dead all thanks to videogames.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i only play games that are rated M for Mature

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im on a speed run in a video game called untimely death

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

dad gay. so what posted:

im on a speed run in a video game called untimely death

time is against us, play games on steam rapidly while you can

Faux Mulder
Aug 1, 2014

just gonna do whatever I want to do, all the time

William Stoner posted:

IS that a videogame?

is the mona lisa "a painting"? is michaelangelo's david "a statue"? is Ready Player One by noted author Ernest Cline "a book"

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
games with grind are legit bad though
the entire system of experience points is just awful and a mistake in retrospect
new abilities should be unlocked through acquiring placed items as rewards for completing objectives

xp points in any form were what we never realized was grinding and just accepted

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

Oh. that's a C.S. Lewis quote. The same guy who wrote that weird Christian fan-fic series Narnia.

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

Faux Mulder posted:

is the mona lisa "a painting"? is michaelangelo's david "a statue"? is Ready Player One by noted author Ernest Cline "a book"

1)yes
2)yes
3)no its also a movie by spielberg

Faux Mulder
Aug 1, 2014

just gonna do whatever I want to do, all the time

smug n stuff posted:

1)yes
2)yes
3)no its also a movie by spielberg

dark souls is a videogame

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i keep hearing about this "dark souls" thing but a lot of the same people who recommend it also recommend stupid games
whats a goon to do?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Cthulu Carl posted:

I am a grown rear end man with a grown rear end job that I come home from and drink while watching cartoons and playing videogames before winding down with some porn because it turns out adulthood is a terrible, oppressive, grim existence.

Adulthood is actually amazing. I can do whatever i like!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
No one can tell me when not to crank one out. Except for the police, and my boss if I'm at work, and that bitch manager at Chili's.

Alvie
May 22, 2008

I came in here to argue about videogames but now I just want somebody to show me footage of Cake Boss dropping a cake in the sea.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

gary oldmans diary posted:

i keep hearing about this "dark souls" thing but a lot of the same people who recommend it also recommend stupid games
whats a goon to do?

It's good. Plus I've declared jihad on those who don't like dark souls

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
What is your opinion on adults who start threads about adults who play videogames?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Applewhite posted:

"I cannot conceive of a more worthy pursuit for the modern man than videogames. Through videogames we are free to explore our deepest desires and darkest fears and confront complex concepts more immersively than any book or film."

-Suck my dick, you fuckman
ftfy etc

Enfield posted:

you should fall in love with a beautiful lady and go to the beach
turns out the beach is polluted and the lady is a gold digger

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Taking a gold digger to the beach is perfect! She might find pirate treasure!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

CrashCat posted:

ftfy etc

turns out the beach is polluted and the lady is a gold digger

you shluld fall in love with someone who isnt a terrible person imo

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

dad gay. so what posted:

video games are for children, OP

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
you JEALOUS OP???? :smug:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
In Japan they have superior future video games that you get to have SEX with!!! :wth:

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
if i jump on turtles in real life people give me all kinds of poo poo about it

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