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Fly's like poop. My butt makes poop. What if the fly tries to fly upy butt to eat the poop buffet that's in there. I've had this fear for years. I always do a sweep before pooping but this one was hiding. I'm trapped. I'm clinching tight to block all entrances and only squeezing out when the fly is in my field of view. But he likes hide. God help me
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Aug 29, 2016 17:57
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then we will dine in hell
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Aug 29, 2016 17:57
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I lost sight and sound of him. I feel like I'm gonna explode from all this pressure I'm not sure how lo g I can keep squeezing. It's like he's waiting for that moment.
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Aug 29, 2016 18:03
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i believe in you op
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Aug 29, 2016 18:09
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Pressure won over and opened me up. Soon as I did, I heard that bastard's wings buzzing. I pinched what I could and the bathroom went silent. I was a little worried he might have gotten in and like how thinking of mosquitos makes you itchy, i could have sworn I felt him in there but then a moment later he started buzzing around my ears like a rapist whispering to their victim
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Aug 29, 2016 18:13
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I think you should take an opposite tact and actively seek for it to happen. Then the fly brings in more of its buddies, they start wisecracking and giving you advice, and next thing you know, you've got an MTV movie going on in your nether colon. It has been twenty years since Joe's Apartment, is what I'm saying here. Let's start up the bandwagon for Volume's Butthole.
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Aug 29, 2016 18:21
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thid is what happened to thom hanks in the green mile until the black man sucked all those darn flies out
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Aug 29, 2016 18:28
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when i read the topic title i instinctively looked across my bedroom to my poop to make sure there were no flies on it my nerves are wracked right now
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Aug 29, 2016 18:30
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The good thing about the harassment from the fly is that I knew where he was so I could squeeze out everything. It's on the phase two of the battle of wiping. In definitely at my most vulnerable at this time. I wish I had a bowl to smoke for comfort.
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Aug 29, 2016 18:30
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Volume posted:I could squeeze out everything the journey not the destination
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Aug 29, 2016 18:32
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Flies will not go into water. Make sure you get it in the bowl and fully submerged. I recommend also attempting a tight seal on the seat by squeezing your thighs together. I don't know how you will go about wiping or pulling up your pants. Godspeed, OP.
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Aug 29, 2016 18:34
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William Stoner posted:
I haven't built up the courage yet. I've always wanted a bidet yet today I need one
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Aug 29, 2016 18:39
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I'm getting deja vu
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Aug 29, 2016 18:39
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man i had some Thai food last night (spiciness level 10) and I'm just punishing the work toilet today lol
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Aug 29, 2016 18:54
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i'm praying for the sanctity of your rectum Volume god bless
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Aug 29, 2016 19:02
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Moridin920 posted:man i had some Thai food last night (spiciness level 10) and I'm just punishing the work toilet today lol i wish you would be punished off of a tall precipice
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Aug 29, 2016 19:02
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flies dont actually eat poop
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Aug 29, 2016 19:04
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flies like normal food like burger, hotdogs, pizza, etc
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Aug 29, 2016 19:04
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Then what does he want!
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Aug 29, 2016 19:05
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