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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Anyone else have regular sex with your wives? It's nice, 420 bang your wife some days.

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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Title should read "wife" not "wig".. I appear to have owned myself

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
More like banging your beard, am I right guys?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I some times lay down some pepe on op's wife.


Fake edit: I meant pipe. WHoops guess I owned myself!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*opens this thread*

WHoops guess I owned myself!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
is this some real doll Freudian slip?

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
I thought this was going to broaden my horizons on new fetishes here on the internet but NOPE just a self-own that was probably done on purpose

gently caress you op I laughed out load anyway

edit
looks like I owned myself also whoops

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Iron Prince posted:

*opens this thread*

WHoops guess I owned myself!

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Haha yeah let me just, uh, have sex with my wife like a flippin idiot hell retard.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I hate my wife.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
No, but other people be messin' with my 'me' time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrBW72J80rg

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I think I would be a good husband to a wife. We would spend many happy years together and love each other for the rest of our lives

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i was reading a good thread but then stopped reading it and clicked this one. looks like i owned myslef gently caress

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

is this related to headbanging for cancer patients? i skipped most of the thread

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

When your wife bangs you, does she push your wig back?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I was going to bang my wig, but I couldn't afford toupe.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Champenema posted:

I was going to bang my wig, but I couldn't afford toupe.

Thread won. Close, please.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Take my wig, please.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Take my wig, please.

And my beard.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
I think I would be a good husband to a wig. We would spend many happy years together and love each other for the rest of our lives

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Serious Frolicking posted:

I think I would be a good husband to a wig. We would spend many happy years together and love each other for the rest of our lives

Spoken like a true blue pill beta. Wigs are all cheating, manipulating liars who only see you as a meal ticket. One day you're saying your "I dos" and the next thing you know you're coming home early to find their luxurious locks wrapped around the head of some Chad. Then it's divorce court and all you have to look forward for the rest of your life is your wages getting garnished to pay for designer wig caps and special care shampoos. The justice system is notoriously weighted in favor of the wigs. Wigs might be good for the occasional flirty fling at Halloween parties or backstage at the community playhouse but they're definitely not marriage material. Believe me, I already got put through the wringer twice before I got wise.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

You're an odd little pilgrim, op

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Nothing better than seeing my wig on top of another man

Proposition Castle
Aug 9, 2004
Witty message goes here.
Sometimes I jerk off with used weaves I find in the gutter.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
nice wig idiot

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Gabriel Pope posted:

More like banging your beard, am I right guys?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Iron Prince posted:

*opens this thread*

WHoops guess I owned myself!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: made me lol irl

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Gabriel Pope posted:

More like banging your beard, am I right guys?

was thinking this too ya

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