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Nigmaetcetera posted:That's not what David Icke says. He seems pretty goddamned literal about the whole thing. Also he has admitted to hearing voices. I thought the most popular theory was that "lizard people" was code for "Jews"?
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Sunswipe posted:I thought the most popular theory was that "lizard people" was code for "Jews"? All lizard people are Jewish, but not all Jews are lizard people. Hope this clears things up.
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So he hates the Jewish lizard people, but not because they're Jewish. Gotcha.
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Sunswipe posted:I thought the most popular theory was that "lizard people" was code for "Jews"? Yeah but when people ask him that he says "NO YOU FOOLS THEY'RE LITERALLY NON-HUMAN ALIENS, WHY ISN'T ANYONE LISTENING TO ME!? THEY DRINK BLOOD AND CHANGE FORMS, THE MOON IS A HOLLOW SPACESHIP THAT ALTERS OUR PERCEPTIONS, BOXCAR WILLIE WAS A CANNIBAL, HOW DO YOU NOT ALL SEE THIS!?" Watch Jon Ronson's Secret Ruler's of The World episode about him on YouTube, it's probably available. He does have a bunch of fans in combat 18 though, and they have adopted the position that he's speaking metaphorically, so now he;s a nazi whether he wants to be or not, regardless of his likely schizophrenia/mania
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Maaaaan whatever. I'll see lizardmen whenever I want and not a goddamn moment before.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Yeah but when people ask him that he says "NO YOU FOOLS THEY'RE LITERALLY NON-HUMAN ALIENS, WHY ISN'T ANYONE LISTENING TO ME!? THEY DRINK BLOOD AND CHANGE FORMS, THE MOON IS A HOLLOW SPACESHIP THAT ALTERS OUR PERCEPTIONS, BOXCAR WILLIE WAS A CANNIBAL, HOW DO YOU NOT ALL SEE THIS!?"
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The northwest passage just opened up due to global warming* they need to revise this video ASAP because a northwest passage from the Atlantic to the pacific would enrich illuminatus money lenders to a degree that the European mind is incapable of comprehending without first mastering the Hebrew language = Babylonian language square = triangle pentagon = pyramid *globe = flat infinite plane accelerating upward at terminal velocity
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I was in the Trilaxative Commission but got kicked out for not giving a poo poo.
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only in video games
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I never knew it was Kim Kardashian in that picture and thought it was some playboy spread from the 70's or 80's but then I found out it was her and thought "I want to sodomize Kim Kardashian". Does the illuminati control me completely or just mostly like I intended?
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Moridin920 posted:
Let me to you about Atum-Ra's domination of children's programming! 
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Duh, OP. The board game "Illuminati" is actually the covert training platform to find initiates.  Kim and now Lady Gaga, makes you think. e: also loving google it. it exists, here ya go: https://www.illuminatiofficial.org/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTRY2BEhXz8 guidoanselmi fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Aug 31, 2016 |
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ProfessorMurder posted:I'm a big fan of conspiracy theories, but I don't really believe any of them. They're just interesting to think about. I'd be thrilled if any of them actually turn out to be true and become public knowledge. the global surveillance disclosures by snowden and others are one of the rare examples of that happening
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generative grammer posted:They are against absolute monarchy and organized religion which means the illuminati rule are we still the ten dollar illuminati or what?
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I was once told by a middle aged man that the entry level illuminati scrub secret is how to become immortal. Seems p stupid to me, not much more to work for when you are rich and immortal.
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Zombiepop posted:I was once told by a middle aged man that the entry level illuminati scrub secret is how to become immortal. Seems p stupid to me, not much more to work for when you are rich and immortal. I think id only want to be immortal if I was Rich. Could you imagine having to live forever as a bum or something?
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I can't believe nobody has posted the illuminati website yet. Edit. It changed url. https://www.illuminatiofficial.org/ Told Two Times fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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Told Two Times posted:I can't believe nobody has posted the illuminati website yet. Email sent. Hoping for a response. <3
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Sunset posted:Email sent. Hoping for a response. <3 Awesome dude. Keep us updated. We're all counting on you.
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dethkon posted:I think id only want to be immortal if I was Rich. Could you imagine having to live forever as a bum or something? if you have unlimited time and can't figure out how to get rich you deserve to be a bum imo
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That Robot posted:the global surveillance disclosures by snowden and others are one of the rare examples of that happening those were fake and also snowden is a traitor who needs to be executed
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Zombiepop posted:I was once told by a middle aged man that the entry level illuminati scrub secret is how to become immortal. Seems p stupid to me, not much more to work for when you are rich and immortal.
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