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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
dude is insane and joker is right cause what kidn of a dumbass drsses up as a bat to maul poor people who trying toj make alivng? like teh courts and justice system downt work so im gonna put on some latex and carouse around the city like a pissbitch commting crime tostop criminals cause my paprents are ded but joker is all ike

aahahah you idiot its all a sham this society is worthless and ridiculous and you are proving it every day by putting a rubber syuti oppresing the poors and poo poo instead of giing away your money also arent you a weapons manufacturer?

i wear a clown suit and you are teh joek



hahahahah
i say

time to get fown witht he colown







namaste

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
that's my homo!

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
The Shadow did it first; The Shadow did it better.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
"All poor people are criminals"
-Top City Homo

Flagellum
Dec 23, 2011

spurdo av master race so what

Farmland Park posted:

"All poor people are criminals"
-Top City Homo

Is this true? I think it is.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
im raedy for the endless harley quinns this October

il be sweatily masterbatuyng in the corner of the local karoeke bar not talking to them

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Iron Prince posted:

that's my homo!

greeetings.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I didn't know crime was a justifiable way to make a living. Now I feel better about robbing all those people.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Who is he a caricature of though?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jim Barris posted:

Who is he a caricature of though?

ur mom

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jim Barris posted:

Who is he a caricature of though?

Your mom.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
GODDAMMIT

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Top City Homo posted:

im raedy for the endless harley quinns this October

il be sweatily masterbatuyng in the corner of the local karoeke bar not talking to them

A true top city homo wouldnt be masturbating to women

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

ProfessorMurder posted:

I didn't know crime was a justifiable way to make a living. Now I feel better about robbing all those people.

excellent psot nae combo

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

spud posted:

A true top city homo wouldnt be masturbating to women

bell curve theory strikes again

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
usually rich people don't gently caress over the poor in person

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Dude, what?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I just wanted to send a message to criminals that they will pay for their crimes. Now I'm fighting aliens, mutants, interdimensional beings, and gods.






The gently caress did I get myself into????!!!!

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

yeah like ohhhh man this evil corporation that i worked for screwed me over and now im made of clay and hella mad (justifiably so btw) im gonna punch some poo poo but fuckin BATGNAB is gonna show up and steal corporate stuff to enrich his own arms manufacturing company and to look good in the press/like a badboi in the press.... psssh, f you batman

Fartgurl420
Jul 12, 2016
Fart pizzle is retard.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
suck my Dick you batman

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The next incarnation of Batman should be Bruce Wayne dedicating himself to physical and mental perfection and doing nothing with it because he realizes that to become something like a Batman is more harmful to society than not. Instead, he goes to the Olympics where he wins gold in every category he competes in.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
fascism owns

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i think batman should carry a katana

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
that last avengers movie was so stupid
some innocents died while we were saving everyone on the planet and were dumb enough to be convinced that that means were bad guys

im sorry i dont have anything to say about the most recent batman and joker movies because everyone was already positive those were gonna suck
i kinda want to watch harley quinn but i can just watch porn instead

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
why dont they make the whole city out of the black box

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Nothing wrong with fascism if you're the one in power.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
OP is right. In fact all superheroes are just gestapo in tights. They embody our subliminated wish for an authority figure who punishes all the "right" people and is never hampered by the frustrating necessity of due process.

Crime is still wrong though whether you're poor or not.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
is there Harley quin porn? I mean not even specifically a girl dressed up like a jester thing, just an empowered woman being physically and emotionally abused by a juggalo

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
but without the shameful white girl booty

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
just a morbidly obese batman going apeshit at the little ceasars

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
They should make Baitman and he is really useful for catching fish

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
He could be an ally of batman or a nemesis...

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
owwwwwww no batman don't hit me you're going to make me throw up owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Isaac posted:

He could be an ally of batman or a nemesis...

Sounds more like a nemesis of Aquaman.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Applewhite posted:

OP is right. In fact all superheroes are just gestapo in tights. They embody our subliminated wish for an authority figure who punishes all the "right" people and is never hampered by the frustrating necessity of due process.

Crime is still wrong though whether you're poor or not.

Actually, Batman only captures alleged criminals and allows the proper authorities to determine their guilt by due process. You're thinking of Judge Dredd

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Yeah, it's about time we crosspost this from the sexual awakening thread.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Decebal posted:

Actually, Batman only captures alleged criminals and allows the proper authorities to determine their guilt by due process. You're thinking of Judge Dredd

Unless you count the Arkham games, wherein Batman is a meat mountain who breaks ever single bone in the body of every thug in Gotham, most of them are left where they lie and will surely die of their injuries.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

notZaar posted:

Unless you count the Arkham games, wherein Batman is a meat mountain who breaks ever single bone in the body of every thug in Gotham, most of them are left where they lie and will surely die of their injuries.

Nah they're fine, they ragdoll to prevent further injury.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Man, white trash fuckin LOVES the Joker and Harley Quinn these days

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