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RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
eating

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i enjoy having sex with men

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Mini golf

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

just ray posted:

i enjoy having sex with men

what's your record?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

what's your record?

It's more of a handicap

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
Judo pretty fun. Also like trap shooting but not many places to do it around me.

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I don't "do" sports

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Even as a schlubby gamer in highschool who never did sports, in PE I was like one of the only kids that as a goalie could stop those 'pro' kids that were on the soccer team's super fast power shots. Everyone else was sllllllloooooowwwww as gently caress to blocking their shots, and those soccer kids ran circles around everyone. Except me, the dorky gamer kid that fast moving fake-out dribble poo poo up close never worked on. If I didn't take the ball from them, I stopped them enough to ruin their shot and forward momentum completely.


I shoulda been on defense or a goalie at soccer :shrug:

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

seriouspost: roller derby

followed by fishing, racquetball, windsurfing, volleyball, and pick-up soccer at the park

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i miss baseball to the point where im getting back in shape and only taking one class this semester so i can continue to get back in shape, go back full time with another bullshit major, and then play at 30 or some poo poo

also fishing is not a sport it's an easy method of food harvesting

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Wicker Man posted:

Even as a schlubby gamer in highschool who never did sports, in PE I was like one of the only kids that as a goalie could stop those 'pro' kids that were on the soccer team's super fast power shots. Everyone else was sllllllloooooowwwww as gently caress to blocking their shots, and those soccer kids ran circles around everyone. Except me, the dorky gamer kid that fast moving fake-out dribble poo poo up close never worked on. If I didn't take the ball from them, I stopped them enough to ruin their shot and forward momentum completely.


I shoulda been on defense or a goalie at soccer :shrug:

thats impressive but its important to note that they werent pro. they were just other kids

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Snowboarding, sailing, surfing , and basketball

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Rollin' around in the mud.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

numberoneposter posted:

Rollin' around in the mud.

Who's mud?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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notZaar posted:

Who's mud?
Farmer Bill's mud but I'm not picky.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

extra stout posted:

i miss baseball to the point where im getting back in shape and only taking one class this semester so i can continue to get back in shape, go back full time with another bullshit major, and then play at 30 or some poo poo

also fishing is not a sport it's an easy method of food harvesting

Good for you man, no joke. Definitely do that sooner rather than later, everything goes after 35 or so, you lose a step, can't quite make the throw from the hole, don't burst out of the box as fast as you used to and all those things add up. It's a game of milliseconds, and you'll lose them without knowing you lost them and every one you lose hurts. I agree that fishing is in no way a sport, though it is drat fun

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I play darts basically every single day. Does that count or nah

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I like to race cars.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Iron Prince posted:

I play darts basically every single day. Does that count or nah
is this u?

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

football/soccer and swimming, op.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Iron Prince posted:

I play darts basically every single day. Does that count or nah

I used to do that but then we all moved other places, I should find a darts league now

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Good lord

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

google image search for "professional dart player"

CLARPUS
Apr 3, 2008
Seeing that.
Seeing as.

i play baseball every sunday at 5 with a bunch of losers. we smoke and drink and the batting team pitches to itself. sometimes i accidentally leave my beer in left field. that's prolly my favorite sport to do these days.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I.N.R.I posted:

I could have guessed that
:vince:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

shitposting

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

numberoneposter posted:

google image search for "professional dart player"

seriously if you search for GUY FIERI DARTS you get like pages of pictures of different pro UK players like this and somehow not a single picture of guy fieri playing darts

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Air hockey is fun, too.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

jackyl posted:

I used to do that but then we all moved other places, I should find a darts league now

you ever consider playing online? most places have online dartboards with webcams and poo poo these days. It's CRAZY

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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apparently this guy fuckin rules

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

numberoneposter posted:

apparently this guy fuckin rules



yeah that's Peter Wright dude looks like a fuckin mongo but he's an excellent player. Yeah, I actually track players and poo poo because I am off in the brain I guess

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
I like soccer, various aquatics, and climbing

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Iron Prince posted:

yeah that's Peter Wright dude looks like a fuckin mongo but he's an excellent player. Yeah, I actually track players and poo poo because I am off in the brain I guess
you should hear my friend talk about eastern euro pro cyclists like he was just reading an article about them 5 minutes ago

hes like a constantly updated encyclopedia/sports almanac BUT ONLY ABOUT PROTOUR CYCLING

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
posting

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
That's more of an e-sport.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

That's more of an e-sport.
MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE POOL AT THE INVITATIONAL THATS ALL IM SAYING DUDE

says huge eposrts nerd who wont shut up about how eports are legitimate

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I think this thread should just be about that cool dart guy now

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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OctoberBlues posted:

I think this thread should just be about that cool dart guy now

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