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You do not have to live in the sewers beneath the administration hall, no matter how much the school insists it'll improve your grades.
The friends you make in college will last a lifetime, but the enemies you make you will battle endlessly in future lives. Only you can lay down your blade and break the cycle!
No, the food in the dormitory cafeteria is not made of rats, no matter what rumors you hear. If you want to eat rat you'll have to go to the store like everyone else.
The teacher's name is Mr. Hendricks, and he has all the keys to the classrooms.
Any school that college guides call a "party school" will provide you balloons, but honestly they're not great balloons.
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If you like riding in pneumatic tubes, University of Ohio is the way to go. If you would rather tame a giant beetle and fly to class on its back, Montana State. Get your own beetle harness, the school stopped providing them because of cutbacks.
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It's widely known that college students love coffee, but here's something you probably didn't know: they're allergic to many kinds of nuts, but not peanuts.
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Something called STEM is out there, and if you figure out what it is call us, okay?
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Aug 30, 2016 15:18
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It's easy as gently caress to cheat using Dropbox and PDFs
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It's easy as gently caress to cheat using Dropbox and PDFs
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A .dtf file amirite?
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That feeling being not in USA and missing out on college culture also only sausages in the course felt bad k
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Do not go into dorm room 322, it is full of frogs, and they do not go to the floor meetings.
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Aug 30, 2016 16:23
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Do not go into dorm room 322, it is full of frogs, and they do not go to the floor meetings.
Not Wednesday yet my dude
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Aug 30, 2016 16:23
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One day nearer spring
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there are ghosts in the dorms that will violate the community bathrooms every night of the week and at times you will be vaguely aware that you are one of them
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i'm into fashion
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It's true, in college I hosed a PDF.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:39
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i'm into fashion
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that it sucks and is a waste of money! haha, no but seriously, it sucks and is a waste of money
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Aug 30, 2016 17:39
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You shouldn't pay money to live on campus. You should pay money to be allowed to leave the Undercampus. It"s worth it.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:45
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gently caress you
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gently caress YOU
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gently caress you
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Boy *mugging to audience* here's a guy who won't be leaving the Undercampus!
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*looking at post count* Here's a guy who won't be leaving his computer chair
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*looking at post count* Here's a guy who won't be leaving his computer chair
i wish in college they'd taught you not to sign your posts
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Well, time to go to Calculus. *begins clambering up the outside of the old clock tower*
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Pretend I empty quoted all of FAUs posts in this thread
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College diplomas make for great tinder in an emergency survival situation, but you're still probably better off just trying to light $40,000 in cash.
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In the event of a water landing, the College of Art and Architecture can be used as a flotation device.
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Ladies, when you go off to college, remember that boys only want one thing: to collect the final key and complete the sequence.
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When taking writing classes, write all of your papers in ancient aramaic, chances are your professor doesn't know it, and if it's not in the syllabus that you are required to write in english, they can't mark you down.
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If an art class you're in has a nude model, that is NOT a go head to start taking off your clothes.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:42
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College students may offer you a marijuana cigarette, accepting it shows your weakness, instead assert dominance by insisting they shoot up heroin with you.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:44
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If you attach helium balloons to your car after parking, as long as it's not touching the ground you don't need a parking pass.
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The tallest person on campus always goes by "RuuUUUgh" and if you talk to them without both palms open they're allows to spit in your hair.
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On the first day of class, walk up to the professor and say, very quickly, "studentsayswhat", if they respond with "what" congratulations, you're the teacher now.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:47
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DO NOT ask to use the bathroom in class, the penalty is death by electrocution.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:49
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Just because you were a big deal in high school does not mean you should wear your giant mech to school, even if you did save the world and still manage to get into Tokyo University.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:57
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its college not collage
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Aug 30, 2016 23:31
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People might say that the library is for studying but they are filthy liars.
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Make sure to avoid the student health services building. Your body can handle any diseases that you encounter while living in close proximity to the demographic of people least likely to seek medical care for any reason. Your reputation can NOT handle the humiliation of going to the doctor and being labeled a quitter
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