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Well slapnuts, would you?
Yes
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Goku
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Well boys

its all there in the loving thread title

I don't know what the gently caress they want me to put in this text box. I'll just be putting a picture in here and you can decide for yourself



i've even included a checkbox poll for people who jerk off to scatterplots

knock your loving socks off its the thread of the goddamned day

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nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
no but i wonder why hillary clinton wants to be president considering her husband got his dick sucked by some other lady in the same room she would have to be for four years

would she abstain from visiting the oval office? would the emotional impact of her husbands infidelity affect her judgement making abilities?

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i mean we all know shes a shapeshifting reptile and more a facsimile of human than something with emotions and desires and dreams but that was a little bit of 'observational comedy' for ya

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
eh, i've hosed worse. mostly livestock and your mom, but i repeat myself.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Stunning.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Id visit her oval orifice

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

nigga crab pollock posted:

no but i wonder why hillary clinton wants to be president considering her husband got his dick sucked by some other lady in the same room she would have to be for four years

would she abstain from visiting the oval office? would the emotional impact of her husbands infidelity affect her judgement making abilities?

Yeah, I doubt she really gave a poo poo then and she certainly doesn't now. Her heart can only feel love for power.

And possibly Chelsea I guess, to bring this back around.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Serious Frolicking posted:

eh, i've hosed worse. mostly livestock and your mom, but i repeat myself.

describe the livestock

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

nigga crab pollock posted:

i mean we all know shes a shapeshifting reptile and more a facsimile of human than something with emotions and desires and dreams but that was a little bit of 'observational comedy' for ya

but think of it

you could gently caress your way into a reptillian puppet dynasty

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
nothx

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

hth posted:

but think of it

you could gently caress your way into a reptillian puppet dynasty

Wait, so we get to marry her too?? Because I'm all about that, she can give me some fake job that pays $200k a year, I can visit the white house a few times a month, let's do it baby.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i've never been married but the idea of having hilary clinton as my mother in law still terrifies me

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Only if it means I get into the Klinton Klan.

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

notZaar posted:

Only if it means I get into the Klinton Klan.



e: voted "yes" and "goku", in that order.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Is this the secret emails thread?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

she's a bill in the streets and a hillary in the sheets :(

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuH4TEmgLo

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Rasta_Al posted:

Is this the secret emails thread?

if i said yes would you vote 5 and rail a scion of a political family from east bumblefuck arkansas

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

she's a bill in the streets and a hillary in the sheets :(

:perfect:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i mean yeah ofc she's chelsea clinton lol


hth posted:

rail a scion of a political family

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
She looks about five times better than the average OKC girl and I don't think she even has kids op.

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
too bad she inherited her mother's cockmongler grin instead of her father's sly fucker smile

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

nigga crab pollock posted:

no but i wonder why hillary clinton wants to be president considering her husband got his dick sucked by some other lady in the same room she would have to be for four years

would she abstain from visiting the oval office? would the emotional impact of her husbands infidelity affect her judgement making abilities?

Her first day in the Oval Office she'll probably force some young male intern to drop to his knees under the desk, find his way through her grey, wiry bush and start chewing her fat, meaty clit while she mouths 'gently caress you Bill, gently caress you.'

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Need a better representation of the titties before I can decide op but leaning towards no

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

monkeytennis posted:

Her first day in the Oval Office she'll probably force some young male intern to drop to his knees under the desk, find his way through her grey, wiry bush and start chewing her fat, meaty clit while she mouths 'gently caress you Bill, gently caress you.'

I'm glad of it. :patriot:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Yep, why not? I've got nothing urgent going on at the moment.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i'd like to shake her jowls

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I've made a firm commitment to myself to stop loving presidents' daughters so no OP, sorry

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Bill and Hillary were both pretty decent looking. This is like when you get your Sims looking just right but then the second generation is a bunch of monsters.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

She has some batshit insane looking eyes but uh, probably would

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

























































nah

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I think she's lovely and she's probably fascinating and incredibly intelligent, I'd love a chance to get to know her

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Ah, the casting for the live-action Wallace and Gromit film is going well then.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


And what exactly do you think you'll look like at 70?!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the question isn't would you marry her and grow old together

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Ah, the casting for the live-action Wallace and Gromit film is going well then.

:laffo:

That's her O-face, isn't it?

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
well she's kinda hot but that goku option is pretty tempting

Homeroom Fingering
Apr 25, 2009

The secret history (((they))) don't want you to know

VendaGoat posted:

:laffo:

That's her O-face, isn't it?

Either that or the last thing you'll see after you finish and she eats you like a praying mantis.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Yeah sure I would gently caress chelsea
I could always leave all stealthy

I'd stay away from that donald chump
because as we know, can't dump the trump

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Cocksmith posted:

well she's kinda hot but that goku option is pretty tempting

That's why OP had the foresight to make it a checkbox poll rather than the inferior radio option.

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