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OctoberBlues posted:Blackjack would be pretty easy to cheat at, but they'd probably kick you out before you could make like super serious money. Yeah it might be hard to make it look natural in BJ but you could just join a satellite tournament for the WSOP tourney (or just buy in if you have the money) and win the whole shebang. Yeah it'd take some time but it'd be fun prolly.
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go to a dispensary and smoke all the weed most likely I'd make a bunch of joints that consist almost entirely of kief i would also go to grover norquist's house and poo poo in his mouth starve this beast, bitch 
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Aug 30, 2016 17:33
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freezing and unfreezing time in plain sight of vegas casino cameras would be the ultimate stupid move you cant get into the exact same position as before and they would rewind the video of you once you start winning a lot to closely check you for cheating and notice you glitching between frames so you would get a lot of chips but would have to freeze time to escape instead of getting to cash out just rob a bank
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Aug 30, 2016 17:35
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gary oldmans diary posted:freezing and unfreezing time in plain sight of vegas casino cameras would be the ultimate stupid move i was thinking about that but you could get basically almost back to where you were, at least close enough that surely they'd think there was an issue with their hardware versus them thinking someone on the floor can literally stop time
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Aug 30, 2016 17:36
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I would become a porn star, and a nano-second after I came on my actress' face, I would freeze time, and take a break. Ages would pass like this, me unfreezing time, coming again on her face, freezing time, taking a break... After centuries, I would unfreeze time for the last time in this series now a withered old man, and lo and behold, the world's longest and most explainable money-shot, with the girl completely buried and looking like more of a jabba the hut-type creature than a girl, after my multi-hours long cumshot. BONUS: My hair and beard kept growing the whole time, so as I am spewing out this monumental cum-load, my hair is literally blowing out of my head, and turning gray and white at the same time.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:37
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:probably smell ladies' bottoms on the subway tbh
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Aug 30, 2016 17:38
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Moridin920 posted:i was thinking about that but you could get basically almost back to where you were, at least close enough that surely they'd think there was an issue with their hardware versus them thinking someone on the floor can literally stop time 
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935 posted:I would become a porn star, and a nano-second after I came on my actress' face, I would freeze time, and take a break.  Welp, close thread we've got a winner
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Aug 30, 2016 17:38
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Kick some people in the dick
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Aug 30, 2016 17:43
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Poop in other peoples pants.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:43
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Moridin920 posted:i was thinking about that but you could get basically almost back to where you were, at least close enough that surely they'd think there was an issue with their hardware versus them thinking someone on the floor can literally stop time the proper order of steps here is: freeze time > get in > get out > unfreeze time even dumb old clark kent knew to at least dash into a phone booth first
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Aug 30, 2016 17:45
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This could also be good for road rage, although you would need to be careful that the person wouldn't crash their car upon time being unfrozen. Like if someone at a stop light honked at you, you could stick a bunch of dogshit in their mouth and then unfreeze time and laugh at them.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:46
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gary oldmans diary posted:man youre gonna feel dumb walking out of that casino with all your chips on the table and being unable to even go to casinos from then on because their facial recognition database is worldwide (and probably shared to govt) But to get enough money to really do anything, you're going to have to prove to the IRS that you got it legit. You can't just buy a house with $500K in bills and expect no one to ask any questions. So how can you do that? If casinos are out I like my sports gambling thing, but it would take more travel.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:48
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OctoberBlues posted:Like if someone at a stop light honked at you, you could stick a bunch of dogshit in their mouth and then unfreeze time and laugh at them. 
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Aug 30, 2016 17:49
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gary oldmans diary posted:man youre gonna feel dumb walking out of that casino with all your chips on the table and being unable to even go to casinos from then on because their facial recognition database is worldwide (and probably shared to govt) but you haven't done anything wrong is what i'm saying. why would your chips be on the table, why would you have issues cashing out? I'd prolly go for the poker tourney route anyway, seems easier. Just wear black baggy clothes they won't be able to tell poo poo all and even if they do see something odd no one is going to think you can actually stop time.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:50
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Yeah seriously just loving rob the place and ensure you're on camera somewhere else, preferably far away, at that same point in time? Good luck using your time powers to stop the feds from coming after you for suddenly having assloads of inexplicable money to spend tho.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:50
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Nathilus posted:Yeah seriously just loving rob the place and ensure you're on camera somewhere else, preferably far away, at that same point in time? well yeah that's the trouble with the rob something route
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Aug 30, 2016 17:50
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Moridin920 posted:but you haven't done anything wrong is what i'm saying. why would your chips be on the table, why would you have issues cashing out? Well, I think if the casino says hey you won a bunch of money and there are weird things happening on the cameras, that's enough for them to just not let you take the money. I don't know exactly what the laws are but it seems like the casinos have a lot of power to not let you take your winnings.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:52
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Pretty much everyone in this thread is thinking, rape and pillage. So I'll just be upfront and say it. Rape and pillage.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:52
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Moridin920 posted:but you haven't done anything wrong is what i'm saying. why would your chips be on the table, why would you have issues cashing out?
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Aug 30, 2016 17:52
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Just spend a year working up the world's most amazing magic act. Then you don't have to worry about the feds wondering where your money came from.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:53
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Will computer games and tv still work?
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Aug 30, 2016 17:55
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Edgar posted:Will computer games and tv still work? Anything but live TV should work, I would think.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:56
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Edgar posted:Will computer games and tv still work?
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Aug 30, 2016 17:56
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gary oldmans diary posted:your goodfellas to casino ratio is way off nah the mobs aren't in control like that anymore lol you're not gonna get pulled into the back to have your fingers smashed for having incredibly good luck one night. OctoberBlues posted:Well, I think if the casino says hey you won a bunch of money and there are weird things happening on the cameras, that's enough for them to just not let you take the money. I don't know exactly what the laws are but it seems like the casinos have a lot of power to not let you take your winnings. Nah I don't think so, that stuff is pretty strictly regulated (in NV at least).
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Aug 30, 2016 17:58
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Moridin920 posted:i was thinking about that but you could get basically almost back to where you were, at least close enough that surely they'd think there was an issue with their hardware versus them thinking someone on the floor can literally stop time dude there's like six or seven twilight zone episodes and movies and whatever the gently caress about time stopping powers and in nearly every single one of them the character ends up going to a casino and getting busted because the security goons are aware of time stopping devices and have their own countermeasures i think it's even a plot point in the nickelodeon movie about this poo poo ffs
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Aug 30, 2016 18:03
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yeah okay, in THE TWILIGHT ZONE the casino is aware of time stopping pretty sure IN REAL LIFE no casino is spending millions of dollars on equipment and security training to detect people who can stop time. pretty sure if you went to the floor boss and said 'that dude is freezing time I have it all on tape' he'd call you a loving retard.
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Aug 30, 2016 18:07
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You could always bypass casinos and go to high stakes back room games, and then instead of playing just freeze time, rob everyone, and disappear. Hell, just find out where the games are happening and freeze time before anybody sees your face.
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Aug 30, 2016 18:08
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Ryoshi posted:dude there's like six or seven twilight zone episodes including one where the woman accidentally freezes time 2 seconds before a nuclear warhead lands on her family
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Aug 30, 2016 18:09
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You could always bypass casinos and go to high stakes back room games, and then instead of playing just freeze time, rob everyone, and disappear. Hell, just find out where the games are happening and freeze time before anybody sees your face. then you're back to explaining the windfall to the IRS im telling you winning the WSOP is the way to go
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Aug 30, 2016 18:10
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Moridin920 posted:nah the mobs aren't in control like that anymore lol you're not gonna get pulled into the back to have your fingers smashed for having incredibly good luck one night. at some point after that if you keep winning you will be excused from the table (finger bashing not necessary) and you will be excused from every casino from then on if theres not too much on the table you might get to cash out but if you think theyre gonna let you just win endlessly then lol casinos can ban suspected cheaters from playing/entering and there are basically only 1 or 2 security firms worldwide so youre banned basically everywhere on the planet all at once that idea is done think of something else
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935 posted:I would become a porn star, and a nano-second after I came on my actress' face, I would freeze time, and take a break. I was wondering when this would pop up.
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Aug 30, 2016 18:13
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Moridin920 posted:then you're back to explaining the windfall to the IRS What are they gonna loving do, audit you? The agent shows up to your condo and then suddenly finds themselves in the middle of a cornfield miles away. Repeat as necessary.
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Aug 30, 2016 18:13
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gary oldmans diary posted:first warning will be them offering to give you a casino card so you can get "points" for every dollar you gamble (they just need your ID) What about poker though? House shouldn't care since they're getting their cut and you could rig it so you win all the big pots.
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Aug 30, 2016 18:14
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Steal cash. Use petty cash to gamble on uncheatable things like horse racing. Only report winnings. It's like you guys have never laundered money before
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Aug 30, 2016 18:15
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i was once asked during a neuropsych exam when i was like 12yo what i wish i could have and my answer was: a lot of money and the ability to freeze time got it on paper and everything, still feel the same way too
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Aug 30, 2016 18:15
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Are you guys actually arguing the details of stopping time on a casino floor as if somebody is actually going to do this in the real world?
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Aug 30, 2016 18:16
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Moridin920 posted:yeah okay, in THE TWILIGHT ZONE the casino is aware of time stopping buddy all i'm telling you is to be aware of the possibility. you don't get to be a rad chrononaut long if you're careless. like, really, all i'm saying is maybe look for a way to get money that DOESN'T involve fooling people who already spend millions of dollars on equipment and security training specifically to catch cheaters, whether or not they have their own TCUs (and they do, i assure you) even banks are easier, if you can get the timing right.
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Aug 30, 2016 18:17
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Are you guys actually arguing the details of stopping time on a casino floor as if somebody is actually going to do this in the real world? Yes, it seems so, but I for one find it entertaining to speculate and to read other's speculation.
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Out of This World was a really good tv show
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