What would you do if you could freeze time??

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What would you do if you could freeze time??

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

1. Go to a world class diamond mine.
2. Spend a few days or weeks or whatever plucking 20 million dollars in diamonds off the conveyer belt.
3. Go to that dumb park in Arkansas and "find" them.

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bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

mdm posted:

If I could freeze time I'd talk to the camera about how hot Kelly Kapowski is and how Screen is such a goofball!

Instead of that I'd put my dick in Kelly Kapowski.

And Screech.

e: and everyone else on the planet.

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