What would you do if you could freeze time??

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What would you do if you could freeze time??

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

any of these time freezy power things necessarily come with infinite free energy. no matter which way its supposed to go down, if you can grab a bullet out of midair, you can generate enough power to create enough kugelblitzen to slingshot humanity into a type 3 civilisation and explore the stars forever as lord of the galaxy

but i guess being a perv is cool too?

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chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

yeah haha tell anyone that's a good plan

any plan that isn't 'keep it a loving secret and only use it in massively ambiguous situations' or 'take over everything' is loving dreaming. you would represent a unprecedented existential threat to the planet and just because you can stop time doesn't mean you can taste the polonium in your cereal

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 14:17

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