What would you do if you could freeze time??

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I'd find out where Op lives and post from his phone or cpu and get him permabanned and/or arrested somehow

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 16:55

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:42

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Sounds to me like OP is making all of this up and it won't actually happen.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 17:08

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

How would one get rich the quickest? You'd still have barriers to vaults, brinks trucks aren't carrying that much money. Robbing some stores means you'd have to sell that poo poo on eBay and CL and gently caress that. I'd be too lazy to utilize this power beyond just stealing a bunch of stuff I'd like, but then I could just use my credit card right now if I really wanted stuff.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 17:20

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

935 posted:

I would become a porn star, and a nano-second after I came on my actress' face, I would freeze time, and take a break.

Ages would pass like this, me unfreezing time, coming again on her face, freezing time, taking a break...

After centuries, I would unfreeze time for the last time in this series now a withered old man, and lo and behold, the world's longest and most explainable money-shot, with the girl completely buried and looking like more of a jabba the hut-type creature than a girl, after my multi-hours long cumshot.

BONUS: My hair and beard kept growing the whole time, so as I am spewing out this monumental cum-load, my hair is literally blowing out of my head, and turning gray and white at the same time.

Welp, close thread we've got a winner

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 17:38

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

OctoberBlues posted:

Well I think my way of forcing fumbles and dropped passes might be better and a LITTLE BIT NICER!

Encourage death of forums enemy: A OK.

Get a little rough in time stoppage manipulation schemes: hold on there bud, that's just wrong!

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 23:38

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Wouldn't shock me if OPs scheme somehow resulted in the death of the universe.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 00:02

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

So if i froze time and killed myself would that stop all of time in the universe for eternity? That'd be a nice way to go out IMO

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 23:29

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 03:42

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I think I'd use it to pause time when I go the bathroom during a movie or sporting event. This would easily be the best application of this power.

I'm going to the Seahawks opener next weekend and I know if I go to the bathroom I might miss something important, with this power I wouldn't need to worry about that.

I've also missed crucial scenes in movies when I have to go the bathroom as well.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 01:40

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