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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > never touching myself again EVER
 
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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
one time after discovering that all my friends use lube to jerk off and I was the only dry rubber there I decided to see what it was like. I got a bit of dial soap and cranked away. Everything was fine until like the day after when my balls became swollen, red and tender. I had to be careful of how I walked for like a week and eventually the red dead skin just peeled of in the shower but my balls have remained swollen and huge since then. THey never went back down. Women always comment that my balls are huge. I hope that's a good thing.

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