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Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



Mordja posted:

I think my favourite of the sovcit types are the seasteaders.

My favorites are the ones that spent a gently caress load of money to live in Galt's gulch and when it turned out it was a scam and they lost everything they still defended it and blamed it on the government.

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


You shee, ideology is like a schet of blindarsch *slurps and sniffles* whicsh keepsch a perschon vrrom scheeing zhee true nachshur af zher zitchuation. *sniffs* Zhey kan only schee vat zher ideology alowsch zhem to schee. Everysching isch filtered schrough zhat lensch.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Ork of Fiction posted:

You shee, ideology is like a schet of blindarsch *slurps and sniffles* whicsh keepsch a perschon vrrom scheeing zhee true nachshur af zher zitchuation. *sniffs* Zhey kan only schee vat zher ideology alowsch zhem to schee. Everysching isch filtered schrough zhat lensch.

Zhizschek?

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free


Captain Yossarian posted:

not needing insurance or license plates.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots

Buglord

i bet some sovcit retards have tried to use this belief system to get out of rape or mass rape

Boof Bonser
Jan 26, 2015

nvj is touched by your generosity!


That Robot posted:

i bet some sovcit retards have tried to use this belief system to get out of rape or mass rape

I hereby LAY CLAIM IN ADMIRALTY upon THIS VAGINA. (See generally, The Canterbury Tales.)

Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


Boof Bonser posted:

I hereby LAY CLAIM IN ADMIRALTY upon THIS VAGINA. (See generally, The Canterbury Tales.)

Well first you need to get a 1090 form and sign it with your TRUE name in upper and lowercase, NOT ALL CAPS otherwise you're using your slave name owned by the IRS then you need to take that vagina and accept it for value. Oh and if there's pubic hair that means it's in maritime jurisdiction and you're good to go.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.


Some awesome video of a SovCit mumbling at a judge for a while and it is very amusing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6g_HO4dG2I

Crazyeyes fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Sep 1, 2016

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


D and d is the Hillary forum for Office workers now.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN


Are you asking captainsarcastic, man, or CAPTAINSARCASTIC, shell corporation? Please note: no joinder is implied or accepted in this statement.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

I fuckin love everything about sovereign citizens and so ty for this thread op, I never hosed ur mom

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004



Slippery Tilde

lets check on my favorite sovereign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4rS46ajSnA

this ditzy pothead fell for some moorish sovereign poo poo that told him he could make house payments with thank-you notes. the bank had him evicted but he kept trying to occupy the house until a judge put him in jail for nine months. now he's homeless and thinks he's the antichrist and all the cops in town get special training on him

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004



Slippery Tilde

i wanna see a sovereign actually renounce his citizenship at a US embassy & discover a world of misery

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015



Guys turns out a flag with gold fringe has no nation

http://www.apfn.org/apfn/flag.htm

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax


Cool_tony posted:

Guys turns out a flag with gold fringe has no nation

http://www.apfn.org/apfn/flag.htm

>President, Dwight David Eisenhower, by Executive Order No.10834, signed on August 21, 1959 and printed in the Federal Register at 24 F.R. 6865, pursuant to law, stated that: "A military flag is a flag that resembles the regular flag of the United States, except that it has a yellow fringe border on three sides."

You can literally look this up. It's not in there.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy

Wafflz posted:

I bet there is a lot of cross over between both those types of citizens.

Here's some great videos for this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg

Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Sep 1, 2016

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy

FlimFlam Imam posted:

I made it all the way to level 14 playing a Sovereign Citizen Goon in D&D. He got walloped by a level 1 city guard in the city of Baldur's Gate.

You have to try 5e my friend.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


Gazpacho posted:

lets check on my favorite sovereign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4rS46ajSnA

this ditzy pothead fell for some moorish sovereign poo poo that told him he could make house payments with thank-you notes. the bank had him evicted but he kept trying to occupy the house until a judge put him in jail for nine months. now he's homeless and thinks he's the antichrist and all the cops in town get special training on him

man i am not siding with youtubes biggest schizophrenic but that cop really seems like he is on meth with a tiny dick and scares the gently caress out of me

also the best way to stop sovereign citizens? P Barnes.

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

extra stout posted:


also the best way to stop sovereign citizens? P Barnes.

step back

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010


I used to think that tales of sovereign citizens were just exaggerations as according to goons anyone to the right of Sanders is a garbage human and deserves to be killed (For DnD replace "Sanders" with "Zizek"). But imagine my surprise when I looked into the whole sovereign citizen thing, and those guys are really loving retarded and crazy.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!


Farmland Park posted:

I used to think that tales of sovereign citizens were just exaggerations as according to goons anyone to the right of Sanders is a garbage human and deserves to be killed (For DnD replace "Sanders" with "Zizek"). But imagine my surprise when I looked into the whole sovereign citizen thing, and those guys are really loving retarded and crazy.

as a d&d poster, i take offense at being lumped into the same corner as far right bastard slavoj zizek (am i being offended, sir? AM I BEING OFFENDED?)

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013


quote:

Are there any uninformed followers of [bonkers, fringe political movement] on D&D?
The answer is always yes.

jBrereton
May 29, 2013


Grimey Drawer

Gazpacho posted:

lets check on my favorite sovereign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4rS46ajSnA

this ditzy pothead fell for some moorish sovereign poo poo that told him he could make house payments with thank-you notes. the bank had him evicted but he kept trying to occupy the house until a judge put him in jail for nine months. now he's homeless and thinks he's the antichrist and all the cops in town get special training on him
That cop is a shithead and the feelings and concerns of the guy in the video are largely valid imo.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!


jBrereton posted:

That cop is a shithead and the feelings and concerns of the guy in the video are largely valid imo.

sovcits gotta sov

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013



jBrereton posted:

That cop is a shithead and the feelings and concerns of the guy in the video are largely valid imo.

Go on

jBrereton
May 29, 2013


Grimey Drawer

I mean you don't need to be a sovereign citizen to think being treated that way is unacceptable.

The guy is just unrelentingly hostile in the face of a pretty calm person and doesn't want to deescalate at any point.

Hope that helps.

In the main though sovereign citizens can do one.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





P barnes is a national hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

This is one of my favourite videos. I love the way Barnes basically under his breathe murmurs "stand back" because he really wants to taze this fucker

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002

~c u at the crossroads~


Slippery Tilde

Sovcits make no sense to me but goddamn it's great to watch them get tased more than just about anyone. I'm in north Idaho and I feel like the cops around here probably put up with this poo poo on a daily basis here. Normally I don't have much sympathy for police but if I had to hear this poo poo I'd probably be tasing the poo poo out of them too.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


im made of pure gold but lean socialist

Sethex
Jun 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


canpakes posted:

D and d is the Hillary forum for Office workers now.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Wafflz posted:

I bet there is a lot of cross over between both those types of citizens.

Here's some great videos for this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg

This is amazing.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




When I run a DUI checkpoint it's because I'm standing up for my rights and definitely not because I'm drunk as gently caress.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


I talked to Basil Marceaux about cheese at WalMart once. I knew it was him because he was wearing a Basil Marceaux shirt. If you're wondering he only buys the process cheese that isn't individually wrapped because if there's less wrapper you get more cheese. I don't think that's how food packaging works, but he has a philosophy that works for him so I'm not gonna argue.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015







A couple months ago my legitimately mentally ill brother started rambling to me about corporate entities and true names. I haven't heard from him in a while so I assume they either got his medication straightened out or he's been busy getting tased while trying to explain to a judge that he actually owns the unincorporated sovereign territory of Rhode Island or whatever.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



Can you prove that I am driving

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Keep on keeping on.


WhyteRyce posted:

Can you prove that I am driving

Watching this video was the most infuriating thing ever

edit: the cop eventually going like "ok gently caress this" and just hulking out on the window like the frickin' terminator was a great payoff though

CJacobs fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Sep 1, 2016

skeemon
Aug 4, 2007

$ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $



I went to prison in Colorado for a few years and there were so many idiots in there that were "thiiiiis close" to becoming a sovereign citizen

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.


skeemon posted:

I went to prison in Colorado for a few years and there were so many idiots in there that were "thiiiiis close" to becoming a sovereign citizen

I feel like Colorado is a place that SovCits are more common than most.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Gazpacho posted:

i wanna see a sovereign actually renounce his citizenship at a US embassy & discover a world of misery

people do this sometimes without having citizenship anywhere else and it is about as stupid and lovely for them as you imagine it being

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Moridin920 posted:

people do this sometimes without having citizenship anywhere else and it is about as stupid and lovely for them as you imagine it being

do they make you stand in the ocean and think about what you've done?

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