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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

dad gay. so what posted:

try inserting a male penis into your butthole

thank you for spreading the word. i never knew this was an option until i was too straight to go back. sometimes i think maybe- maybe it's never too late to start over.

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

hth posted:

lodo, especially the mall
~16th street isn't lodo~

etalian posted:

the best thing about denver is the 16th st mall
i'm gonna start giving out this advice to people visting from out of town so they hate denver and tell all their friends how bad it is. "Go to the mall! it's the real denver experience!"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

thank you for spreading the word. i never knew this was an option until i was too straight to go back. sometimes i think maybe- maybe it's never too late to start over.

the key is getting the penis up your butthole

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TenementFunster posted:

~16th street isn't lodo~

i'm gonna start giving out this advice to people visting from out of town so they hate denver and tell all their friends how bad it is. "Go to the mall! it's the real denver experience!"

its literally the worst place in Denver and the most likely place to be killed by a random homelss psychopath (like me)

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

dad gay. so what posted:

its literally the worst place in Denver and the most likely place to be killed by a random homelss psychopath (like me)
lol at all the tourists/morons who go there tho. everything on the mall sucks except that there is a movie theater within walking distance of my house

i cant wait for some crazy homeless teenager to swing at 4 foot PVC pipe at my head!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TenementFunster posted:

lol at all the tourists/morons who go there tho. everything on the mall sucks except that there is a movie theater within walking distance of my house

ya for like $50. maggianos is downstairs tho and probably a better bang for your buck

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

dad gay. so what posted:

ya for like $50. maggianos is downstairs tho and probably a better bang for your buck
please have some professional courtesy and dont troll me

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TenementFunster posted:

please have some professional courtesy and dont troll me

do you want a job?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

dad gay. so what posted:

do you want a job?

I want a job, don't give thAt clown the time of day I am a real go getter

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

dad gay. so what posted:

do you want a job?
handjobs are already a "growth" industry so no thaks

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

hey wait a mnute that is my job, I just faxed the cover letter

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

hey wait a mnute that is my job, I just faxed the cover letter

the early bird gets the worms

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
do not accept payment "under the table" from DGSW if you know what I mean

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Monkey Fracas posted:

do not accept payment "under the table" from DGSW if you know what I mean

I have worms

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

well my fax is time stamped so I'm in like flynn. :grin:

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
sorry but my powerful posting resume has elevated me over all other applicants. dgsw and i are currently involved in many exciting ventures and are currently soliciting series a funding in every truck stop men's room in the greater aurora area

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Oh, well if that is what you are up to I am willing to be an unpaid intern!

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Is ft Collins any good? Sounds like work might send me there periodically idk

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I went there once to a CSU basketball game and found it to be subpar

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

OctoberBlues posted:

I went there once to a CSU basketball game and found it to be subpar

On the flip side:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4URj2bICgQM

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


May I respectfully ask what this has to do with Fort Collins?

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
Neither Arizona State University nor Chase Field are within the city or county limits of Denver, Colorado.

gently caress every cardinals fan, though.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Denver has some good restaurants.
Had bone marrow for the first time in Denver and one of the best burritos ever.
I'd visit again.

hey toilet shoes and dad gay what did you eat today?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TheReverend posted:

Is ft Collins any good? Sounds like work might send me there periodically idk

Yes

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I haven't eaten anything today but I'm thinking this weekend I might have to go to the little india lunch buffet. And gently caress, I just remembered all those qdoba free taco coupons I have, I need to start getting those...

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

Wamdoodle posted:

0 weed shops!? Why even bother going? :doh:

For work, OP

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

TenementFunster posted:

sorry but my powerful posting resume has elevated me over all other applicants. dgsw and i are currently involved in many exciting ventures and are currently soliciting series a funding in every truck stop men's room in the greater aurora area

sorry, we're full. Very, very full.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:



nooo thanks ill layover at DFW thank u vry much

The status IRL is actually like 6 inches tall lol

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
few people know that sculpture actually fell on and killed its creator, John Denver

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

OctoberBlues posted:

I haven't eaten anything today but I'm thinking this weekend I might have to go to the little india lunch buffet. And gently caress, I just remembered all those qdoba free taco coupons I have, I need to start getting those...
either way, rip in peace your gross rear end toilet

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hey my toilet is clean I actually just cleaned it a couple days ago - I used the little brush and everything!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

TenementFunster posted:

~16th street isn't lodo~


disneyland isnt orange county

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

shoophobo posted:

Denver has some good restaurants.
Had bone marrow for the first time in Denver and one of the best burritos ever.
I'd visit again.

hey toilet shoes and dad gay what did you eat today?

i had queso and an enchilada and 3 margs

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

just ray posted:

i had queso and an enchilada and 3 margs

me too

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

what are the loving odds

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

what are the loving odds

rio grande on blake and 17th. best margs in town

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Tomorrow i make the harrowing trip to aurora to get L&L bbq.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


"Bbq"

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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

jeff smisek posted:

Tomorrow i make the harrowing trip to aurora to get L&L bbq.
hell yeah that's the only good thing about aurora. loco moco 4 life.

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