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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


In your relationships, who said it first?

:smuggo:

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


I never did because I never have.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax


i did because i am likely somewhere on the autism spectrum

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Jesus Christ that was a quick couple of replies.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax


i thought you were telling me you loved me I was quite disappointed upon reading your post

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

that'd probably cost extra, i would think.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005


Buglord

misleading thread title :gas:

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006





never say it first, before the female

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


As a male, I'm weirded out and feel like I should pack up my cock and balls and jet.

:yikes:

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax


i love you very much Mr goat

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


this is all very sudden

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



Who said it first.. not during sex is the important question. :smuggo:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

welcome to costco

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Chinatown posted:

welcome to costco

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





Expected a virus. Got a poignant life question.

Voted 1.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

I always say it first because I always end up saying it in the middle of my first date.


I'm so lonely.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


i have no songs or love in my heart and all of the sunsets have pain

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


vote trump 20156

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




i wasn't feeling to hot today but i just ate a hand full of kratom now i feel ok.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i wasn't feeling to hot today but i just ate a hand full of kratom now i feel ok.

i was in the emergency room for 7 hours

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



She did, every time

E; I'm sure I thought it first, like 6 months earlier though

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005




just ray posted:

i was in the emergency room for 7 hours

i hope that everything worked out and you are ok just ray. do you want some kratom?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

i hope that everything worked out and you are ok just ray. do you want some kratom?

no i was having some alchohol related complications

darks1de
Nov 13, 2005

shower your mind and feed your soul

just ray posted:

no i was having some alchohol related complications

that happens to me sometimes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

just ray posted:

no i was having some alchohol related complications

lol why did u stop drinking u dummy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Chinatown posted:

lol why did u stop drinking u dummy

Honestly it seems like women like us men much better when we are drinking...

I can't imagine why. :v:

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


Chinatown posted:

lol why did u stop drinking u dummy

no they were trying to make me and i guess i am not quite ready. they gave me 3 bags of fluids and some anti-dt drug

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


i went in because i thought a blood clot in my lunch or pneumonia but i guess its just a straign from all the vomiting

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

take 2-4 doses of evan williams each hour and call me in the morning

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006





Chinatown posted:

take 2-4 doses of evan williams each hour and call me in the morning

jesus h christ

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


i just had 3 25 oz bud lights and 6 deep eddys cause i was way behind cause of their no drinking policy but i think I'm caught up now. they said i had a pretty high BAC for 11:00 am

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


i was at the ER today too for various complications related to alcohol abuse. godspeed

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

i was at the ER today too for various complications related to alcohol abuse. godspeed

what object was stuck in your butt lmao

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006





gimme thAt donkey butt and them big ole legs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Chinatown posted:

take 2-4 doses of evan williams each hour and call me in the morning

:v:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


Chinatown posted:

what object was stuck in your butt lmao

i had some abuse related complications which appeared to be liver failure but turned out to be spider eggs

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

Crossed my figners doesn't count

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 3, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."


I love you t--

Oh.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


im having catastrophic butt failure

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


Enfield posted:

im having catastrophic butt failure

i know the feeling and iwill pray for your rear end

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