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dad gay. so what posted:i know the feeling and iwill pray for your rear end thanks dawg
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Enfield posted:thanks dawg i will send you an angel mom
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Awww look at the 2 good friends how cute. Get a room nerds
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100cc hot man butter injection itt STAT!!! beep beep beeeeeee
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*sees meteor approaching in the sky* *hops in car and peels out* *speeds down mainstreet past a sleeping cop in his car* *drives up to the local lookout spot* *jumps onto the roof of his car * *looks up at the meteor and screams* III AAMMMMMMMMMMMMM GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>jivehonky is completely destroyed
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I drink 12 Miller high life 16oz cans every day starting around 5pm four about a year now. Today I bought some bull poo poo $20 saranac pumpkin beer 12 pack and I'm trying to chug them and I have to gag them down this poo poo sucks. gently caress pumpkin anything.
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Chinatown posted:*sees meteor approaching in the sky* TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  Still enjoy these. Even if I "Saw this one coming".
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> dive head first into turnip pile *woah, that was a close one!*
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JiveHonky posted:> dive head first into turnip pile nice try
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I did, she didn't say it back 
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> peeks out to see what's left of earth *doesn't get much closer than that!*
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Other person then I'm like "uh haha what" because I can't bring myself to believe it and then things go d o w n h i l l
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fits my needs posted:I did, she didn't say it back  We* understand buddy.
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Last time I told a girl I loved her it was some redneck chick I met off meetme who would call me and her 5yr old daughter could be heard yelling racial slurs out the car window at strangers and she accused me of not loving her and I was like whatever bitch. We'd never even met before I said it. No clue why I even did.
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is this the thread where we drink the beers
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I love me, too. I'm very lovable.
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jackyl posted:is this the thread where we drink the beers its A thread, yes
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:its A thread, yes
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drat, I was all set to admit my love for VendaGoat. Anyway, I had a girl trick me into it once. We had just started dating and she started telling me that she loved me and I was like "whoa, we're having fun and all but it's too soon" so she switched to saying "I adore you" and I was like this is still weird but okay. So one night we're drifting off to sleep and she says "I love you" and without thinking I said "I love you too." Immediately I snapped awake and was like "poo poo," but it was too late. She heard it and I didn't feel like I could take it back. The relationship did not last long. I've only had a beer, a whiskey, and glass of wine so far. Glad the night is still young.
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I'm drinking the beers
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jackyl posted:I'm drinking the beers im drinkin ballast point its good
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jackyl posted:is this the thread where we drink the beers One of many. Machine Cult posted:drat, I was all set to admit my love for VendaGoat. I love your avatar 
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VendaGoat posted:I love your avatar Thanks, it's just some doodle from years ago. Or is it?!?
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Machine Cult posted:Thanks, it's just some doodle from years ago. I have been owned! OH NOES!
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Machine Cult posted:Thanks, it's just some doodle from years ago. It's cute. It looks like a little Saturn for the eye.
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Sid Vicious posted:i did because i am likely somewhere on the autism spectrum
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VendaGoat posted:I have been owned! It's okay, I still love you. And whiskey but that's a different kind of love.
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i say it early and often in every relationship. note: by relationship i mean the process of eating a burger
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Machine Cult posted:It's okay, I still love you. And whiskey but that's a different kind of love. At least grant me thus... Bourbon and Whiskey; who give a gently caress on the difference? Scotch I can at least make a case. But who gives a gently caress on bourbon and whiskey?
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i think i'm gonna make a burger now
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Serious Frolicking posted:i think i'm gonna make a burger now post the burg
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VendaGoat posted:At least grant me thus... bourbon is better hth
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Goat love is the best love.
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Vednagoat lets be friends on steam I don't got any steam friend. It would be my honor, truly. There is an ancient prophecy that says the one who becomes my steam friend "will produceth that animal which is known as the goat." It goes on to say "and you shall suckle gently the balls of this goat and though you once were ill, now thou wilst be cured, once blind now wilst thou see, yadda yadda yadda thou gettest the point." Pm me your steams id k?
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VendaGoat posted:At least grant me thus... Rye.
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