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Hey everybody. There’s been some rumblings lately from the higher ups that a few things need to change around here. In the spirit of community, let’s all do our best to come up with some good, wholesome new rules. No joking around in this thread!!! This is for serious discussion of what the best new rules in General Bull poo poo
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Rule: anyone who used a slur in their post gets a JINX. not gonna list the slurs and bad words here because i’m not going to jinx myself, but you know what they are. anyway, when you’re jinxed, for 1 week any words you post will get filtered and replaced with a paragraph from Moby Dick. to break your jinx early you have to mail a polite handwritten apology to the Something Awful LLC headquarters in [Missouri or Kansas or wherever the hell it is again, edit this before posting].
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Sep 1, 2016 05:37
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Rule: Lots of forums have Idiot Kings (or “IKs” for those in the know), well GBS is going to have Village Idiots. The village idiot(s) is(are) randomly selected from the pool of posters who have had a thread goldmined within the last year. The selected Village Idiot(s) are, for the duration of the month, subject to the inverse of every gbs rule except the prohibition on NWS poo poo. Examples of normal rules everyone is subject to: “Worthless Posts: We do not care if you are drunk or high; please do not inform us of either.” “Low Content Posts: Please do not make posts containing no content (ie, "first post," "hello, I'm new here," etc.).“ "Forum Fuckery: Don't gently caress up the forums or any user on the forums. If you post a malicious link (any URL with spyware or code designed to annoy people) you will be banned." Examples of their corresponding inverses that the Village Idiot(s) must follow: “Worthless Posts: We do care if you are drunk or high; please inform us of either.” “Low Content Posts: Please make posts containing no content (ie, "first post," "hello, I'm new here," etc.).“ "Forum Fuckery: gently caress up the forums or any user on the forums. If you do not post a malicious link (any URL with spyware or code designed to annoy people) you will be banned."
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Sep 1, 2016 05:39
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seems like a desperate attempt, are there really that many people joining over the robocop thing??
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Sep 1, 2016 05:40
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nice meltdown
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Sep 1, 2016 05:42
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Rule:
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Sep 1, 2016 05:43
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Rule: Better be careful with the report button!! If, upon mod review, it is determined that the person youre reporting didn’t do something worth probating/banning them for, you will spend a week set to read-only for every forum except You Look Like poo poo and Business, Finance, and Careers. It’s the first step to a brand new you!
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Sep 1, 2016 05:47
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here is a rule suck my balls lmao
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Sep 1, 2016 05:48
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Rule: act like u have some drat sense. Greyhound dont float on water.
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Sep 1, 2016 05:49
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Suck my duck you fuckman Am I popular yet???
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Sep 1, 2016 05:52
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New Rule: Everyone is to be nice to forum user Kuato, and discontinue the efforts at hurting his feelings.
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Sep 1, 2016 05:55
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OMGVBFLOL posted:Rule: Oh boy, the honkies are gonna be mad about this one!!
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Sep 1, 2016 05:57
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OMGVBFLOL posted:Hey everybody. There’s been some rumblings lately from the higher ups that a few things need to change around here. In the spirit of community, let’s all do our best to come up with some good, wholesome new rules. OMGVBFLOL posted:Rule: anyone who used a slur in their post gets a JINX. not gonna list the slurs and bad words here because i’m not going to jinx myself, but you know what they are. anyway, when you’re jinxed, for 1 week any words you post will get filtered and replaced with a paragraph from Moby Dick. to break your jinx early you have to mail a polite handwritten apology to the Something Awful LLC headquarters in [Missouri or Kansas or wherever the hell it is again, edit this before posting]. OMGVBFLOL posted:Rule: Lots of forums have Idiot Kings (or “IKs” for those in the know), well GBS is going to have Village Idiots. The village idiot(s) is(are) randomly selected from the pool of posters who have had a thread goldmined within the last year. The selected Village Idiot(s) are, for the duration of the month, subject to the inverse of every gbs rule except the prohibition on NWS poo poo.
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Sep 1, 2016 05:58
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packsmack posted:Suck my duck you fuckman is there a posting equivalent of tinnitus?
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Sep 1, 2016 05:59
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packsmack posted:Suck my duck you fuckman nice try "packsmack" if that even is your real name, it takes a lot more cluck im gray to be popular around here
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Sep 1, 2016 06:00
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Nice new avatar hth.
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Sep 1, 2016 06:00
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hth posted:is there a posting equivalent of tinnitus? ironic or seirous nihilism in gbs is becoming this
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Sep 1, 2016 06:01
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apparently if you post with a new account in byob and say you're new they do this to you now lol
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Sep 1, 2016 06:01
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Nathilus posted:Nice new avatar hth. thanks. it still has a swastka in it.
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Sep 1, 2016 06:02
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omg now I understand he was talking to aitch tee aitch about his AV and the loving word filter got him sorry for answering for him by accident about myself
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Sep 1, 2016 06:04
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Hey OP! I hope you have a really nice day and things go well for you. Remember that there is nothing to worry about and for the most part things will work out. When you come home, I want you to do one thing. I want you to really consider everything in your life and show appreciation for them. Then I want you to get down on your knees and suck my dick, you fuckman.
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Sep 1, 2016 06:04
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OMGVBFLOL posted:Rule: Lol like it matters that bitch is deaf anyways she can't hear poo poo
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Sep 1, 2016 06:05
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Sep 1, 2016 06:07
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hell yeah. DnD mod lookin good
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Sep 1, 2016 06:09
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Why would we just copy the rules from the star citizen forum??
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Sep 1, 2016 06:10
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i already adhere to most of these so i think i can get down with dr. robotnik's forum utopia
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Sep 1, 2016 06:10
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Rule: if you post in stickied threads you are a muffin-lovin sellout Keep it underground ya heard
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Sep 1, 2016 06:23
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Sid Vicious posted:omg now I understand he was talking to aitch tee aitch about his AV and the loving word filter got him sorry for answering for him by accident about myself That's a pretty cool avvy too, though! Yeah. H_T_H's name is good and amusingly triggers the filter. The filter even changes his name when you quote him. Heh.
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Sep 1, 2016 06:27
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Alow new variations of memes , especially when a significant body of users has said they find them funny, e.g. Krusty heart attack.
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Sep 1, 2016 06:32
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BigBadSteve posted:Alow new variations of memes , especially when a significant body of users has said they find them funny, e.g. Krusty heart attack. uh i asked for serious rules here. mods?? Rule: 
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Sep 1, 2016 06:51
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Rule: this character is to be referred to at all times as robotnik, NOT eggman.
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Sep 1, 2016 06:55
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everyone go look at the alex Jones thread i know it sounds bad but km making some hilarious photoshops I'm really talented
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Sep 1, 2016 06:55
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new rule: everyone can tell me to kill myself if they want. i don't mind, i was gonna do it anyway.
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Sep 1, 2016 06:56
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Serious Frolicking posted:new rule: everyone can tell me to kill myself if they want. i don't mind, i was gonna do it anyway. dont kill yourself it's not worth it you have so muxh to live for like for instance sucking my balllllls
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Sep 1, 2016 06:56
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tenspott posted:Lol like it matters that bitch is deaf anyways she can't hear poo poo i don't know if it would count, but just in case that word you said would count as a slur, here is an example of what your posts would be filtered to under the JINX rule I suggested in an above post: tenspott posted:Next was Tashtego, an unmixed Indian from Gay Head, the most westerly
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Sep 1, 2016 06:58
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Sid Vicious posted:here is a rule suck my balls lmao
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Sep 1, 2016 08:44
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don't be a dick, op
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Sep 1, 2016 08:47
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The only rule this forum needs is No Homers
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Sep 1, 2016 08:48
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I'm sick of everyone using jargon in here, people should have to define all the words they used in their posts. all - each member of a set define - communicate the meaning of everyone - collectively, all people here - this place, the Something Awful Forums I'm - a contraction of 'I am', meaning the speaker, chaosbreather, is describing their state in the present tense in - contained by jargon - argot of - a word that relates the preceding clause to the proceeding people - humans posting to the Something Awful Forums posts - messages shared on the Something Awful Forums should have to - feel obligated to sick - tired, or bored of, to the point of some form of psychological pain the - singular definite article their - indicates the following to be the posessions or creations of the human subjects in question they - the collective group of people being referred to use/using/used - exploit/exploiting/exploited, include/including/included or manipulate/manipulating/manipulated words - a grouping of letters separated by non letters that when read communicate meanings
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we can't make death threats but can we make death pools and place really early bets for old forum members like say genesplicer
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