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Do not mix things up by referring to yourself as a Pick-Me-Up Artist as that may cause others to manhandle you ungraciously. |
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bae: what do you want to watch tonight? me: (looks over my Pixar movie collection before artfully sliding one out) this one bae: (swoons) |
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Sep 1, 2016 15:48
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when picking up particularly heavy batches my friend trevor often acts as my fulcrum allowing me to better utilize my other friend barry as my lever
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Sep 1, 2016 15:54
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google THIS posted:bae: what do you want to watch tonight? |
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Sep 1, 2016 16:04
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At the club, dancing with a beautiful lady(s). The DJ: D-d-d-drop the beat! Me: Oh, let me just pick that up. Lady(s): I/we are wet, sexually. |
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Sep 1, 2016 16:05
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google THIS posted:bae: what do you want to watch tonight? |
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Sep 1, 2016 16:34
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roll the plastic over the thing then put it in the hole
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Sep 1, 2016 16:37
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Ahundredbux posted:roll the plastic over the thing then put it in the hole You must be thinking of golf - also don't forget to yell "FORE"
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Sep 1, 2016 16:41
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thepiratebae.se posted:a lot of people don't realize this but a neat trick to pick up coins or other flat objects if you don't have long nails is to push them to the side of whatever surface they're sitting on and then you can pick it up from the bottom. This "sabbatical's pick up" is no true art. |
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Sep 1, 2016 17:14
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thepiratebae.se: i am catching something. that's the same as picking it up. look, i'm holding an object that someone else picked up and gave to me. that's the same as picking it up. me: 
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Sep 1, 2016 17:17
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Android Blues posted:thepiratebae.se: i am catching something. that's the same as picking it up. look, i'm holding an object that someone else picked up and gave to me. that's the same as picking it up. |
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Sep 1, 2016 17:18
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google THIS posted:most pick-up artists work with a wingman. in fact the Amazonian Bird People, as they are more correctly called, have a very strong union so you are technically required to hire one even for relatively small pick-up jobs FutonForensic posted:tandem pick-ups are a great way for two artists to build trust. walk around the city with your partner, carrying a large plane of glass at both ends. watch out for skateboarding teens escaping bad guys!! they'll easily shatter your glass, as well as the emotional bond you two have been building for so long |
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Sep 1, 2016 17:26
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Grail Knight: You must choose. But choose wisely... for as the true grail will bring you li-- *I pick out the right grail immediately* Grail Knight: Incredible... you truly are a Pick Cup Artist
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Sep 1, 2016 17:50
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me: "this one!?" grail knight: "no... thats a mug.. its..." me: "oh! this one!" grail knight: "no thats a pitcher not a cup, its..." me: "oh poo poo! its gotta be this one then!" grail knight: "please no curse words, and no that is actually just the same mug you picked up the first time"
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Sep 1, 2016 17:58
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Android Blues posted:thepiratebae.se: i am catching something. that's the same as picking it up. look, i'm holding an object that someone else picked up and gave to me. that's the same as picking it up. lol
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Sep 1, 2016 18:45
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Make sure that whenever you're lifting something heavy you keep your knees locked and lift with your back in a sharp, jerking motion Sorry in advance if anyone made this post |
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Sep 1, 2016 19:23
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found this hear web site by searchin on dog pix & what do u no i struck gold anyways hears summa my pick up art hop u liek em:    oh never mind about hits one just messin around in inkscape  makin pick up art my techniques are all about PATIENTS and PROPER PAINT MIXING i use eggwhite in my varnish, give reel good shine on the pick up ALSO very importante ! the dog must be trying, BUTT FAILING, to understand something MOST importante? including theese elements in EVRY pick up painting (market testerd on google adwords): 1) confused dog in foreground (LIFTED browse, SOURLful eyes) with grasses 2) sweet pic up itself in middle ground 3) BIRDS (either 3 in sky PLUS 2 on ground OR 10-12 SMALL ones in far distant sky 4) sky (overcast is usully best butt if u want to add some blue be my geust just DONT GO CRAZY with it) 5) water in background behine pick upp i hop i aint given away all my secrets to BEST PICK UP ARTISTRY ONLINE PROVEN RESULTS GARANTEED butt i'm tryin to make some new freinds pikkitupdoggart.org GOD BLASS ---------------- |
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Sep 1, 2016 19:43
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Always pick up with your knees, and if you are picking up a particularly heavy load, consider a back brace! This has been a public service announcement from the National Council of Picking Up Things.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:17
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Not to brag, but I can deadlift 4 NYU MFA's |
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Sep 1, 2016 20:19
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When you really get into picking up, you definitely want to be noticed, this is why I "peacock" using "flair" such as a hi-viz reflective vest and yellow hard-hat. Advanced pick up artists might want to consider joining a stevedores union
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Sep 1, 2016 20:59
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it can be difficult to lift things with your knees, since they lack opposable thumbs, so try wrapping them with double-sided tape when you're first starting out |
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Sep 1, 2016 21:32
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google THIS posted:it can be difficult to lift things with your knees, since they lack opposable thumbs, so try wrapping them with double-sided tape when you're first starting out |
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Sep 1, 2016 22:34
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Packson Jollock was well known for his style of "sip" painting, hoisting endless amounts of paint from canvas with his signature bendy straw (note: he never drank out of a straw) |
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Sep 1, 2016 23:08
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*nervously trying to focus my peripheral vision on a hot girl at da bar* *moving in closer doing the universal gesture like i'm going to order something but not really* Me: So Her: What? *music blastic full throttle* Me: Did it hurt? Her: What? Me: Did it hurt? Her: Excuse me? Me: When you fell down.. Her: What? Me: When you fell down from... Her: Can you speak up? Me: *mumble grumble* Her: What? Me: Did it hurt? Her: What? Me: .... Her: I have to go to the toilet Me: .... *hot girl goes to the toilet* *I'm loving dying here, I have to come up with something, gently caress it I'm gonna use my own line, custom line, not like the tutorial said, but what line, gently caress, she's coming back* *hot girl comes back* Me: So Her: What? Me: Did you *inaudible* Her: What? *right at this moment music stops, everybody else's conversation simultaneously hits a short pause* Me: *screaming* Did you take a poo poo in there? |
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Sep 2, 2016 00:32
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SpaghetioSexNoises posted:I read the Lowtax article too Welcome to BYOB SpagetioSexNoises 
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Sep 2, 2016 02:35
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Palpek posted:*nervously trying to focus my peripheral vision on a hot girl at da bar* IDGI
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Sep 2, 2016 08:36
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super mario batali posted:You must be thinking of golf - also don't forget to yell "FORE" its an advanced technique for picking up dog poop
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Sep 2, 2016 16:42
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because i'm trying to work out the counter-force necessary to pick up someone who is falling from heaven and lift them back, and statistical incident case data would be really helpful |
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Sep 2, 2016 17:23
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check out my new pick up line *unveils conveyor belt with thousands of gloved hands on articulated arms lifting and falling repetitively* |
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Sep 2, 2016 17:56
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are your pants made out of mirrors? because if so they must be somewhat heavier and more fragile than regular pants and as an enthusiast on picking things up I'm wondering how you pull them up and keep them in place |
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Sep 2, 2016 18:00
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Android Blues posted:check out my new pick up line *unveils conveyor belt with thousands of gloved hands on articulated arms lifting and falling repetitively*
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Sep 2, 2016 18:02
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Android Blues posted:check out my new pick up line *unveils conveyor belt with thousands of gloved hands on articulated arms lifting and falling repetitively* |
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Sep 2, 2016 18:02
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Palpek posted:*nervously trying to focus my peripheral vision on a hot girl at da bar* her: *smiling while opening her hand to reveal a small wet turd*
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Sep 2, 2016 18:02
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google THIS posted:are your pants made out of mirrors? because if so they must be somewhat heavier and more fragile than regular pants and as an enthusiast on picking things up I'm wondering how you pull them up and keep them in place |
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Sep 2, 2016 18:05
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Android Blues posted:check out my new pick up line *unveils conveyor belt with thousands of gloved hands on articulated arms lifting and falling repetitively* |
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Sep 2, 2016 18:11
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picking up big fat hens can cause serious injury if you don't follow the necessary precautions. double-check that your work boots are fastened, secure all exits, and make sure you have five or six pick-up sticks carefully arranged in a straight line before you begin |
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Sep 2, 2016 18:35
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Laughing at all the Android Blues posts. |
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Sep 2, 2016 18:48
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Luvcow posted:her: *smiling while opening her hand to reveal a small wet turd* Which, being a pick-up artist, you are obligated to pick up.
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Sep 2, 2016 23:49
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I find backflipping as I pick up stuff from the floor makes for the most impressive techniques, or just a pure heavy muscle deadlift with proper screams in the gym, but other things that work too: "Hey, wanna BYOB and chill?" "Hey, check out my giant rapsheet"
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Sep 3, 2016 00:07
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<3 
<3 Vanisher
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I pick-up the person and make sure the person arrives at their destination at a reasonable time and fare, because I'm a taxi driver. It's never failed me. |
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