MLB N/V September: Jose Fernandez's Start Pushed Back to Monday

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Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

elentar posted:

Looks more and more like the Braves will be winning the Tim Tebow Sweepstakes.

He'll get some instructional league time in and then might get shipped out to winter ball, possibly in Venezuela. Then maybe to the AA team in Mississippi so he's not blocking any actual worthwhile players at the lower levels while they wait for him to crash out or get bored and go home.

That would be cool if Tebow got the Zika.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 15:42

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 06:16

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

ALFbrot posted:

Yes, I agree, memes are very "le good"

Why do you hate fun?

# ? Sep 7, 2016 15:55

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

The best part about this is he doesn't bother to go back for his helmet or even ask for the ball.

https://twitter.com/Braves/status/773308051558375426

Also, ~~Trea Turner~~ 2/3 of the Nationals' outfielders not giving a gently caress is hilarious.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 16:05

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

tadashi posted:

The best part about this is he doesn't bother to go back for his helmet or even ask for the ball.

https://twitter.com/Braves/status/773308051558375426

Also, ~~Trea Turner~~ 2/3 of the Nationals' outfielders not giving a gently caress is hilarious.

Ahahahaha usually inside-the-parkers have some questionably-called non-error or a bad bounce, this is just literally the Washington outfielders deciding not to play baseball anymore

# ? Sep 7, 2016 16:09

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

tadashi posted:

The best part about this is he doesn't bother to go back for his helmet or even ask for the ball.

https://twitter.com/Braves/status/773308051558375426

Also, ~~Trea Turner~~ 2/3 of the Nationals' outfielders not giving a gently caress is hilarious.

I wonder how pissed Harper was at Turner for barely trying to get to the ball.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 16:19

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

The ball ends up in left-center and yet it's Harper who ends up fielding it :laffo:

# ? Sep 7, 2016 16:19

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

IcePhoenix posted:

I wonder how pissed Harper was at Turner for barely trying to get to the ball.

somewhere Papelbon is choking out a baby

# ? Sep 7, 2016 16:20

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Poque posted:

somewhere Papelbon is choking out a baby

probably but what does that have to do with this?

# ? Sep 7, 2016 16:22

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Jon Bois did a Jeff Francoeur video and it's everything you want it to be and more.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 17:58

Ungratek: Aug 2, 2005

The look on Gio's face after the homer was priceless

# ? Sep 7, 2016 18:30

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

elentar posted:

Jon Bois did a Jeff Francoeur video and it's everything you want it to be and more.

Pro click right here.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 19:25

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

theacox posted:

Pro click right here.

I also love Frenchie, and I love the style of this video.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 21:09

Explosionface: May 30, 2011; We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

Inspector_666 posted:

I also love Frenchie, and I love the style of this video.

I've never cared about Frenchie one way or the other, but that video was great. I just watched the one on eliminating three point shots even though I despise basketball and it was also cool.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 21:25

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

elentar posted:

Jon Bois did a Jeff Francoeur video and it's everything you want it to be and more.

Who's the 2005 to 2015 outfielder who was worse than Frenchy? Chart is around 11:25.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Sep 7, 2016

# ? Sep 7, 2016 22:34

Petanque: Apr 14, 2008; Ca va bien aller

Grittybeard posted:

Who's the 2005 to 2015 outfielder who was worse than Frenchy? Chart is around 11:25.

Skip Schumaker looks likely. 1.4 bWAR in his career.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 22:48

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Thanks, that would make sense. I do kinda remember people complaining about him now too.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 22:52

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

The guy at the bottom is definitely Schumaker. Just had to look up who the guy at the top is and I never would have guessed him.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 22:57

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

John Wilkes Booth posted:

Skip Schumaker looks likely. 1.4 bWAR in his career.

And yet without his RBI in game 5 of the 2011 NLDS you don't ever get the 2011 World Series Champion Cardinals. This reminds me of proximate cause versus cause in fact. Anyone more recently out of law school care to chime in?

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:30

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

RIP in Peace, Rally Squirrel.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:55

ego symphonic: Feb 23, 2010

Strasburg pulled in the third inning. RIP.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:07

UZR IS BULLSHIT: Jan 25, 2004

Kazmir joins McCarthy and Anderson as being too dead to get minor leaguers out, which is fine by me. Jose de Leon in the playoff rotation please.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:25

Beller: Apr 9, 2009

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

Kazmir joins McCarthy and Anderson as being too dead to get minor leaguers out, which is fine by me. Jose de Leon in the playoff rotation please.

Congrats on two more years of Scott Kazmir.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:29

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

Kazmir joins McCarthy and Anderson as being too dead to get minor leaguers out, which is fine by me. Jose de Leon in the playoff rotation please.

Kershaw/Hill/Maeda/JDL is an October rotation I'm down with.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:55

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

ego symphonic posted:

Strasburg pulled in the third inning. RIP.

I feel like this is a replay of that other year they were about to make a run and he got hurt in September

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:57

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

N: Yankees finally sweep a three-game series, and it's against the Jays.

V: :smug:

doesn't even begin to cover it. (Yes, I know the stats for Yanks v Jays games the past 2 years.)

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:00

Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

baseball is a bad sport I don't like it

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:12

Artix: Apr 26, 2010; He's finally back, to kick some tail! And this time, he's goin' to jail!

Inspector_666 posted:

N: Yankees finally sweep a three-game series, and it's against the Jays.

V: doesn't even begin to cover it. (Yes, I know the stats for Yanks v Jays games the past 2 years.)

As an Orioles fan, I appreciate you covering for us after we blew the sweep in Tampa. :v:

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:48

UZR IS BULLSHIT: Jan 25, 2004

Beller posted:

Congrats on two more years of Scott Kazmir.

The Dodgers have done just fine eating other teams' bad contracts in the last few years, I'm sure they can handle a few of their own

# ? Sep 8, 2016 04:07

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Artix posted:

As an Orioles fan, I appreciate you covering for us after we blew the sweep in Tampa.

Yanks are probably gonna get swept by the drat Rays next because that's how things fuckin' go.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 04:23

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

https://twitter.com/megrowler/status/773720786443968512

# ? Sep 8, 2016 04:30

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

derrick hall is going to do questions on reddit tomorrow and they are already roasting on him along with some dbacks fans asking why the team sucks. i don't see any way this will turn out well

# ? Sep 8, 2016 04:35

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

When you're relying on guys like Joe Nathan to help you in September, you're probably boned

# ? Sep 8, 2016 05:01

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

a literal baseball bat

https://twitter.com/MLBGIFs/status/773734452237209600

# ? Sep 8, 2016 05:15

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

the cubs are going to be swept by the brewers which I can't really bring myself to care about

# ? Sep 8, 2016 06:22

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

GeneX posted:

the cubs are going to be swept by the brewers which I can't really bring myself to care about

The Cubs won game 1 of the series. And the series is over now.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 06:43

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

Mets won(?) the Tebow sweepstakes, per Little Kenny.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 12:39

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Considering how the Mets have been playing lately it all makes sense

# ? Sep 8, 2016 12:40

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

Tebow driving in the winning runs to beat the Cubs in the NLCS would be at once both the Metsest and the Cubsest thing.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 12:45

Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Eh the odds Tebow will ever set foot in Citifield as an actual Mets player is roughly 0.0 so whatever.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 13:08

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davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

lol Mets

# ? Sep 8, 2016 13:12

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