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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
penis endlessly dicking you

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ok but youll be sorry

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Welcome to my life.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the entire body is procedurally generated

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Done and done. Now what?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

thathonkey posted:

penis endlessly dicking you

literally my dream

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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but will it have multiplayer?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
Time works the same way

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The marijuana is turning us all gay, I swear

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Imagine 1000 procedurally generated "reason for probation" fields on the op's rap sheet.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Gatekeeper posted:

Time works the same way

Flared Basic Bitch
Feb 22, 2005

Invading your personal space since 1968.
I did and hoo boy is it a doozy.

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
Has it been created by Derek Smart or Chris Roberts?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i was bored and made a procedural final fantasy in RPG Maker MV. please download it and tell me about how unbalanced it is

Rutibex posted:

I am cross posting this from the Rogue-likes thread. Its not a pro game like you guys make here, but you might enjoy it? :shrug:

I have had a few weeks off so I decided to do a bit of work on my Final Fantasy rogue-like. Its mostly inspired by Siralim, except instead of Pokemon it is Final Fantasy. A "bit of work" turned into a complete overhaul. It started off with a randomized battle arena, I just started fighting lots of random battles until I got the balance the way I liked it. Mostly I added a achievement system and a world nexus. The game tracks all kinds of things and if you gain certain achievements you earn Platinum Coins. You can use Platinum Coins to unlock new classes and dungeons and towns.

All of the dungeons are infinite and randomly generated, you can just keep going down and they get harder as you go. In fact there are achievements for going quite deep! I think I might have done something right, as I am now often getting addicted to playing my own game when I do testing and get distracted for hours :v: Its not done yet of course (nothing ever is). I plan to add many more portals over time, and refine a few things here and there. The non-basic classes are also a bit of a mess at the moment!

Final Fantasy R V1.00
http://www.mediafire.com/download/k2pfaob7uh79aia/Final+Fantasy+R+V1.00.rar




Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Rutibex posted:

i was bored and made a procedural final fantasy in RPG Maker MV. please download it and tell me about how unbalanced it is

This is neat and Siralim is good but what does this have to do with penis?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
my game likes to gently caress you hard with its procedural penis if you go to the erong area

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
10 PRINT PENUS
20 GOTO 10

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Link to the kickstarter

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

that cant be right my procedural penis is white

hope your steam page can handle all the negative reviews

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

utterlycorrupt posted:

Done and done. Now what?

Now you can make your own fun

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I forgot i made this thread earlier is it good or no

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i am gonna peruse the responses now !!'

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I have some bad news for you

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I thought it was going to be about a procedurally generated porno, which will probably actually happen.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I thought it was going to be about a procedurally generated porno, which will probably actually happen.

it can be about that if you set your mind to it

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
im going to procedurally generate flowers and put them on your grave OP

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
that's really nice of you so i'lll always have fresh flowers above my dead gay rotting corpse ?

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

This is neat and Siralim is good but what does this have to do with penis?

Siralim started to lose a bit of steam after a few hours, is it worth it to put more time in doing all the construction challenges? Does the game ever add more depth?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

thathonkey posted:

that's really nice of you so i'lll always have fresh flowers above my dead gay rotting corpse ?

your grandma misses you. im too proud and stubborn to admit my feelings though.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*procedurally generated krusty image*

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
It can be like rust but you're running around on a giant pens with different environmental zones

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



It just occurred to me that someone has already accomplished the whole getting endlessly dicked by procedurally generated penis thing:

Your mom.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Chinatown posted:

*procedurally generated krusty image*

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Same

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I thought this thread was going to be for posting ways to complete that sentence and my idea was Imagine a procedurally generated animation of ranchhands collecting horse semen.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
pennis tennis

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
sry i meant to say - my uncle took home the silver medal in mens doubles pennis tennis in the 1991 Gay Games and my fam threw a party and YMCA got played like 10 times it was sooo awesome

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