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ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

i hope you all have a great day

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FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:55

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I have AIIDS

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:57

Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

how could you!?!?

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:00

Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

im gettin the vapors!!! :supaburn:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:02

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

what is everyone doing today? I'm eating some pumpkin bread

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:03

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

what's poppin, im just chillin, sorta workin

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

im gettin the vapors!!!

I'm getting the poo poo, I need to go to the bathroom because there's poo poo in my colon.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:05

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Hey, I resemble that remark! :argh:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:08

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

Kuato posted:

Hey, I resemble that remark!

please dont post in this thread until you fix your av

thanks!

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:09

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

ROFLburger posted:

please dont post in this thread until you fix your av

thanks!

Gift me $10 and it'll happen so quick your head will spin. :smugdon:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:11

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Or $5, idk. I'm an idiot

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:11

Tite Barnacle: Jun 4, 2014; Meowdy Purrdner; Grimey Drawer

I'm getting drunk and playing with my girlfriend's kitten. There are worse ways to spend a Thursday morning.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:13

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Your not the boss of me op. :colbert:

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a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

postin

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

im gettin the vapors!!!

me too, in my butt

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:14

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

My buttcheeks are filled with yummy farts.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:15

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Enfield posted:

me too, in my butt

stop pouring gasoline in there then, you remember what happened last time!?

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:15

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

sorry Enfield... it's just the 'rrhoid rage actin up again

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:17

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

a hole-y ghost posted:

stop pouring gasoline in there then, you remember what happened last time!?

i always leave the gas cap off and look like a dumbo

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:17

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

by gas cap i mean diaper

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:18

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

I love the smell of jizz stain in the morning

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:18

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

My buttcheeks are filled with yummy farts.

same except mine are exceptionally gross

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:18

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Enfield posted:

by gas cap i mean diaper

Oh so that's what they mean when they say they're gonna "cap" someone in the rap music :crossarms:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:18

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

i dunno. i have catastrophic butt failure
edit: brb

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:20

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Parallax Scroll posted:

same except mine are exceptionally gross

Yeah I just said the yummy part to be gross. :shrug:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:21

Flared Basic Bitch: Feb 22, 2005; Invading your personal space since 1968.

Mind your own loving beeswax OP.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:22

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

I had a great nights sleep and now I'm ready to take on the world. Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

SweetKarma posted:

I had a great nights sleep and now I'm ready to take on the world. Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

This is what people say before they kill themseles don't do it mister :tinfoil:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:24

Bareback Werewolf: Oct 5, 2013; ~*blessed by the algorithm*~

a hole-y ghost posted:

This is what people say before they kill themseles don't do it mister

Positivity is a mindset. You can do anything you put your mind to.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:29

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

same to you, jackwad! have a nice one!

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:51

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

have a good one ya filthy cock suckers

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:55

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Good morning gbs :sludgepal:

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guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

dad gay. so what posted:

I have AIIDS

I'm so sorry.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:56

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

dad gay. so what posted:

I have AIIDS

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dad gay. so what posted:

I have AIIDS

why dont you huff some paint about it

# ? Sep 1, 2016 18:16

FunkyFlashman: May 10, 2013

I heard someone saying my name.

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PantsandCola: Aug 17, 2013; you did good... you did good

im pooping

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Pansacola posted:

im pooping

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

GUT MORGEN

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