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I've never done it before but it seems really fun and a couple of people at work were up for it so why not. 10000ft tandem jump. Whats it like for everyone who has done it? hope this doesn't happen to me looks painful  http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=db7_1312133585
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Sep 1, 2016 17:32
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Dive that sky mother fucka!! YEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
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Sep 1, 2016 17:32
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I hope you don't get raped during the jump (since it's the perfect crime) 
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Sep 1, 2016 17:33
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i hope your parachute deploys too soon and you spend a long rear end time in the air. like way longer than you anticipated
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Sep 1, 2016 17:33
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and maybe you land like a few miles off from where you wanted to land and you have to walk the WHOLE way because you're in a remote area haha
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Sep 1, 2016 17:34
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ROFLburger posted:and maybe you land like a few miles off from where you wanted to land and you have to walk the WHOLE way because you're in a remote area haha exercise is good
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Sep 1, 2016 17:34
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The free-fall will be the most exhilarating 45 seconds of your life. It felt similar to that one time I had sex, except without the shame
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Sep 1, 2016 17:42
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Hope everything works out well. I'm scared just thinking about the idea.
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Sep 1, 2016 17:48
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i bet if you bellyflopped it would sting a little bit
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Sep 1, 2016 17:55
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You probably won't die
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Sep 1, 2016 17:55
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whip your dick out and steer yourself with it like it's a fleshy rudder
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Sep 1, 2016 18:00
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You're gonna die 
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Sep 1, 2016 18:08
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You don't feel like you're falling cause the wind pressure is so high. They give you eye goggles so you can see. They don't tell you about the whole head out the window sensation. If you're prone to feeling like you're suffocating, tilting your head back against the jump masters shoulder may help, but I mostly willed myself to not panic from feeling like I couldn't breathe. But it's still hosed up when your jump master pushes you out the plane. Just the mental thought of pushing out. It's not like the go pro videos of solo divers jumping off a helicopter or plane with wide doors. Open the door on the plane, wind is howling, you're strapped to the jump master, he throws a leg out, you have to put both feet out onto the step under the wing. Then he yells in your ear, here we go and pushes you out face first. Coolest part was honestly controlling the parachute on the descent by pulling the controls, handles like those power kites. Get some serious Gs then Video evidence says we did a back flip but I don't remember. When we landed I had such an adrenaline high my hands and feet were numb and tingling and I felt amped for like two hours. If you're an adrenaline junkie it's the bomb. I'm glad I did it but I won't do it again. Good luck
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Sep 1, 2016 18:12
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It's really a lot of fun. The sudden shift from the noisy, fast free-fall into the quiet floaty bit is pretty dramatic and cool. It's a bucket-list thing that's actually worth doing. For what its worth, see if you can pay extra and do your first jump as a solo - you all jump out together and they hang on to you until it's time to pull your chute. I was glad I did that afterwords. 
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Sep 1, 2016 18:14
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people arent birds and shouldnt be "sky diving" imo
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Sep 1, 2016 18:15
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consider the possibility that u may piss urself so bring some extra clothes with u aside from that have fun and try not to die
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Sep 1, 2016 18:16
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:You don't feel like you're falling cause the wind pressure is so high. They give you eye goggles so you can see. What happens if I get a boner and it gets into the "jump masters" butt??
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Sep 1, 2016 18:20
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I am terrified of heights, but I think I could do skydiving. Good luck op
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Sep 1, 2016 18:25
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Zzulu posted:What happens if I get a boner and it gets into the "jump masters" butt?? You're totally a bottom on this type of deal, they're the one with the parachute after all. Unless you have an incredibly long donger--which you might, I don't doubt there are others like myself out and about --this shouldn't be an issue
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Sep 1, 2016 18:29
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Perfectly good airplane...
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Sep 1, 2016 18:33
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now correct me if i'm wrong, but if i flap my arms hard enough the parachute becomes basically unnecessary, yes?
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Sep 1, 2016 18:35
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utterlycorrupt posted:You're totally a bottom on this type of deal, they're the one with the parachute after all. Unless you have an incredibly long donger--which you might, I don't doubt there are others like myself out and about --this shouldn't be an issue So he can just do whatever he wants to me for the entire ride down? Whisper in my ear and tug my balls and such? That seems unsettling
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Sep 1, 2016 18:35
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Zzulu posted:So he can just do whatever he wants to me for the entire ride down? Whisper in my ear and tug my balls and such? That seems unsettling that's not unsettling, that's extra
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Sep 1, 2016 18:45
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has anyone ever voided their bowels (on purpose) while skydiving? if not, i have to place a call to guinness records...
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Sep 1, 2016 18:47
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Just remember that if your chute fails you can just pray for God to save you
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Sep 1, 2016 18:48
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Lot of people don't know this but you get one God Save freebie. Unfortunately I already used up mine when I was 10 and choked on a mozz stick at Dennys
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Sep 1, 2016 18:50
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I live within a mile of a small airport that does skydiving quite regularly. Every time I see a group of jumpers descending there is almost always one guy who seems to be way off course (although I'm slightly elevated so it may be a perception thing). My GF was pretty insistent that it's a safe deal and I'm just not the "adrenaline junkie" type but then two people died/got seriously hosed up at the very same airport this summer. I guess what I'm saying is don't die, but I don't know that you will really have a choice in the matter? 
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Sep 1, 2016 18:51
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I went once and the weirdest part of it was being the last guy to jump after my other 3 friends and watching them drop out and be gone I didn't ask the dude to do any flips or anything the first time so I might have to go again for that
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Sep 1, 2016 18:53
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:You don't feel like you're falling cause the wind pressure is so high. They give you eye goggles so you can see. When you are in freefall it's roaring, deafeneing And then the shoot deploys and everything goes quiet. Real quiet.
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Sep 1, 2016 18:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkPB-Nbd23Y
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Sep 1, 2016 18:55
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Then the jump master whispers sweet nothings in your ear
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Sep 1, 2016 18:55
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DOMDOM posted:Then the jump master whispers sweet nothings in your ear is this where I paid for the reach around part?
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Sep 1, 2016 18:58
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I always wanted to try sky diving. It looks like the ultimate thrill. And if poo poo goes tits up, well you'll probably leave one hell of a stain that people will be talking about fit years to come
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Sep 1, 2016 19:03
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Jose posted:I've never done it before but it seems really fun and a couple of people at work were up for it so why not. 10000ft tandem jump. Whats it like for everyone who has done it? Find a place that will take you to 12.5 or 14,000 feet, 10,000 is a joke and will be over before you realize you're not in the plane anymore.
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Sep 1, 2016 19:05
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we saved a bunch of money on it using a group on so 10k it is for the first time if i'm going to get railed from behind can i request a woman be behind me? can i choose to throw myself out or will they do it for me? i'm driving should i bring some valium so i can get home or should the 3of us wait until i can use my hands again thanks everyone if i die at least i'm going out in style and a messy way whats a good go pro to buy for this? Jose fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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Sep 1, 2016 19:08
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don't bother getting a gopro they won't let you hold your own, I tried
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Sep 1, 2016 19:24
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good to konw since its 3 weeks away i can ask them and i'd rather not waste the money then
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Sep 1, 2016 19:24
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Zzulu posted:So he can just do whatever he wants to me for the entire ride down? Whisper in my ear and tug my balls and such? That seems unsettling Lol I actually had a pretty cute chick as my tandem partner the first time I went, she wanted nothing to do with my balls however. She did let us fall through a cloud just below 5000' though, which she told me they're totally not supposed to do and that was maybe the coolest part of the jump. Steering the parachute is definitely fun but like yourdeadgayson said, stepping out onto the strut is fuckin terrifying.
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Sep 1, 2016 19:58
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Just lol of you aren't ready to leap off a plane to your death.
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Sep 1, 2016 20:01
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utterlycorrupt posted:Lol I actually had a pretty cute chick as my tandem partner the first time I went, she wanted nothing to do with my balls however. She did let us fall through a cloud just below 5000' though, which she told me they're totally not supposed to do and that was maybe the coolest part of the jump. Steering the parachute is definitely fun but like yourdeadgayson said, stepping out onto the strut is fuckin terrifying. she wanted to gently caress you and you messed it up good going
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Sep 1, 2016 20:20
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