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runupon cracker posted:is it too late? did I miss it?
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I brought this to play, OP
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Sep 1, 2016 22:48
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numberoneposter posted:you are just in time Jerry Mumphrey just passed out so were going to draw dicks on his face with permanent marker Heh. One hitter quitter.
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Sep 1, 2016 23:12
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I brought my "My Dinner with André" DVD!
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Sep 1, 2016 23:17
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*climbs atop two bar stools standing upright and shuffles around the room miming steering and announces* I'M DRIVING A BOAT!
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Sep 1, 2016 23:20
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I still haven't been let in and I have to pee real bad, guys. It's been like 3 hours!! Somebody else who lives in the apartment building came out the front gate and held it open if I wanted to come in but I thought that would be rude because I don't live here. LET ME IN!!!!!
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Sep 2, 2016 00:02
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Since no one is taking the initiative, I'll work the stereo, I guess you can call me a "Party DJ". Please submit all song requests on a 3"x5" index card, and I'll see if I want to play them.
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Sep 2, 2016 00:42
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numberoneposter posted:just use the volcano vape to be safe and vape a bag the size of the hindenburg Should just leave the thing on without the bag and everyone gets under a parachute with it. 
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Sep 2, 2016 00:45
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rumor has it ClamdestineBoyster is a ten beer queer
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Sep 2, 2016 01:35
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I took a poo poo on your porch. Sorry brah
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Sep 2, 2016 01:36
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Hey. I hope you don't mind I brought my friends Weasel (don't look him in the eye) and Bon-bon.
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Sep 2, 2016 01:42
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*barfs from wine prep*
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Sep 2, 2016 01:47
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*gets cat nose and whiskers painted on face by the clown*
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Sep 2, 2016 01:52
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Orkin Mang posted:*barfs from wine prep* OH-EM-GEE Becky!
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Sep 2, 2016 01:52
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I just had a frozen burrito, this party is off the "hizz-ook"
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Sep 2, 2016 01:52
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Wow, lots of cute guys here...
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Sep 2, 2016 01:57
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i like that posted:Wow, lots of cute guys here... suup *said as burp*
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Sep 2, 2016 01:59
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Orkin Mang posted:suup *said as burp* Oh god Tony, go brush your loving teeth. (You gently caress, I've been at this party before. I swear I could hear it again as I read your post)
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Sep 2, 2016 02:01
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brb pals gonna clog the toilet with the hottest stanley steamer you ever smelled
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Sep 2, 2016 02:02
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For the love of god please let me in it's getting cold out and I think I hear a pack of dogs wandering the neighborhood. All the ice cream sandwiches I brought FOR EVERYONE have melted and I'm dehydrated. letmeinletmeinletmeinletmeinletmein
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Sep 2, 2016 02:06
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The party is in my mouth, everyone is etc, etc
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Sep 2, 2016 02:06
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This party sucked... I got bit by a bat and now I gotta get rabies shots 
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Sep 2, 2016 02:12
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*hasn't stopped blathering boring stories at people for five drat seconds the whole loving time he's been there*
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Sep 2, 2016 02:14
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Well I'm pretty loving drunk, I think the only thing that could make this party better is to smoke a fat bowl! *takes two hits, room starts spinning, lays down to make it stop and falls asleep*
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i thought this would be a tiny chat thread, does anyone still do those or is it like goon irc where its 8 people who eventually stop even being part of the forums
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Sep 2, 2016 02:16
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man what a party!
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Sep 2, 2016 21:48
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i like that posted:*gets cat nose and whiskers painted on face by the clown*
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Sep 2, 2016 21:50
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im never drinking a again *chugs a pitcher of bloody ceasars*
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Sep 2, 2016 21:54
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9/2/2016- As I enter into my second day of being locked out of the party, and as I have suffered a number of indignities that could only be classified as "shameful" or "retarded," a few things have begun to make themselves clear to me. We are all one people, God is a lie, and maybe there never was a party in the first place. I had to burn my clothes for warmth last night and as I looked up at the stars I imagined that, out there, there must be a planet where everyone parties, a planet where nobody is left out in the street for 25 hours by Dylan. I believe this will be my last entry. I don't have the strength to carry on. Namasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *Transmission ends*
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numberoneposter posted:rumor has it ClamdestineBoyster is a ten beer queer I will have as many beers as you think I can't.
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Sep 2, 2016 23:54
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hi guys i brought a few small bags of poo with me, does anyone want to have a go?
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guys?
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Balls in
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Sep 3, 2016 00:16
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Balls out
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Sep 3, 2016 00:16
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Is "poo" what you call black tar heroin?
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Sep 3, 2016 00:39
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Magic the Gathering and a guy peddling literal poo poo up in here
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Sep 3, 2016 00:45
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Its pee. Your drink. It's my pee. I peed in it, you are drinking my pee.
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Sep 3, 2016 00:46
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check this poo poo out ladies *gingerly unpacks a SNES with Super Mario Bros*
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Sep 3, 2016 00:49
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Girl after you see this I just know you'll be begging to let me get up in them guts *walks out of closet in stunning, expertly crafted and detailed Radient Raiments Fine Clothes adventure cosplay*
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*smokes a huge blunt on the porch*
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