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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
please send all inquireies to gmail@don.com

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Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
do you need references

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
apparently you need a grad degree in library studies for that

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sid Vicious posted:

do you need references

yes in triplicate

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

my old boss sniffed my twat and pronounced it grody

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
goatse remake sent

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
not interested

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
i dont have any references

i dont have any references

i dont have any references

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

my old boss sniffed my twat and pronounced it grody

grody is just another way of saying nothing left to lose

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
the jerk store called, and im the head of a major coorporate at the dick sucking factory

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

the jerk store called, and im the head of a major coorporate at the dick sucking factory

where do you see yourself in 5 years

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im going to be dead

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

where do you see yourself in 5 years

i want to be a soccer mom

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i want to be a soccer mom

motherhood is its own reward

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Can I sexually mount you during business hours?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout posted:

Can I sexually mount you during business hours?

I asuume you mean rape me

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

grody is just another way of saying nothing left to lose

he called me a fiduciary employee but really overemphasized the "douche". i think he was a massagenist :(

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
so yes

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Enfield posted:

i want to be a soccer mom

i thought you wanted to be my latex salesman :confused:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i have been in jail before, can i still get this job?

(killed some kids with my accidently poisin them)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

he called me a fiduciary employee but really overemphasized the "douche". i think he was a massagenist :(

sounds like grounds for anal rape to me

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

i have been in jail before, can i still get this job?

(killed some kids with my accidently poisin them)

we are hiring for school nurse

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i think i am the best candidate for this job as i am a real go-getter with spunk and initiative and i'm a problem solver and i work well with others and the customer is always right

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
actually dont care if you officially hire me ill probably turnip anyways

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

JiveHonky posted:

i have been in jail before, can i still get this job?

(killed some kids with my accidently poisin them)

i keep trying to get the chinese food place to poison me but they just keep giving me extra hoisin sauce. speaky engrish much lol?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what posted:

we are hiring for school nurse

perfect i made some batch of poisin i'll show up ready to nurse

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i keep trying to get the chinese food place to poison me but they just keep giving me extra hoisin sauce. speaky engrish much lol?

lol if you spell poisin correctly what a nerd

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
were going to need to get to the "bottom" of this one way or another. some one is going to need to "come" forward and put their "penis" in my rear end in a top hat

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

JiveHonky posted:

lol if you spell poisin correctly what a nerd

i'm compulsively good at words

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm compulsively good at words

you sound like you would be a good candidate for our spelling dept. which is understaffed do to hurricane season

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'm blown away by that offer

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i forgot to iron my shirt for the interview, and also to shower, but it's okay

it's okay because i memorized a list of three thigns that i'm supposed to say into the interviewer's face. i can't remember what those things are but i know there are four of them.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*krusty image*

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm blown away by that offer

thas a good first impression or tropical depression depending on your point of view

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
spelling depatrment? with jerry munfrey itll be more like a smelling department because he stinks

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

JiveHonky posted:

spelling depatrment? with jerry munfrey itll be more like a smelling department because he stinks

only my twat tyvm and that's a serious medical condition

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
sorry jerry i got too rambunctious

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

are there stipends if i take another unpaid job im going to be kicked out of my bfs outdoor closet

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
How many figgies, six or six and half?

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

as mentioned op, I can hide alcohol, play lookout, drive you to the hospital, I'm a real marvel.

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