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please send all inquireies to gmail@don.com
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:23 |
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do you need references
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:24 |
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apparently you need a grad degree in library studies for that
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:24 |
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Sid Vicious posted:do you need references yes in triplicate
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:25 |
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my old boss sniffed my twat and pronounced it grody
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:26 |
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goatse remake sent
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:27 |
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not interested
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:27 |
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i dont have any references i dont have any references i dont have any references
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:27 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:my old boss sniffed my twat and pronounced it grody grody is just another way of saying nothing left to lose
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:28 |
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the jerk store called, and im the head of a major coorporate at the dick sucking factory
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:29 |
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Enfield posted:the jerk store called, and im the head of a major coorporate at the dick sucking factory where do you see yourself in 5 years
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:30 |
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im going to be dead
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:31 |
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dad gay. so what posted:where do you see yourself in 5 years i want to be a soccer mom
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:32 |
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Enfield posted:i want to be a soccer mom motherhood is its own reward
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:33 |
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Can I sexually mount you during business hours?
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:34 |
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Dreddout posted:Can I sexually mount you during business hours? I asuume you mean rape me
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:35 |
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dad gay. so what posted:grody is just another way of saying nothing left to lose he called me a fiduciary employee but really overemphasized the "douche". i think he was a massagenist
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:35 |
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so yes
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:35 |
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Enfield posted:i want to be a soccer mom i thought you wanted to be my latex salesman
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:36 |
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i have been in jail before, can i still get this job? (killed some kids with my accidently poisin them)
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:36 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:he called me a fiduciary employee but really overemphasized the "douche". i think he was a massagenist sounds like grounds for anal rape to me
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:36 |
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JiveHonky posted:i have been in jail before, can i still get this job? we are hiring for school nurse
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:37 |
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i think i am the best candidate for this job as i am a real go-getter with spunk and initiative and i'm a problem solver and i work well with others and the customer is always right
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:37 |
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actually dont care if you officially hire me ill probably turnip anyways
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:37 |
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JiveHonky posted:i have been in jail before, can i still get this job? i keep trying to get the chinese food place to poison me but they just keep giving me extra hoisin sauce. speaky engrish much lol?
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:38 |
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dad gay. so what posted:we are hiring for school nurse perfect i made some batch of poisin i'll show up ready to nurse
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:39 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i keep trying to get the chinese food place to poison me but they just keep giving me extra hoisin sauce. speaky engrish much lol? lol if you spell poisin correctly what a nerd
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:39 |
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were going to need to get to the "bottom" of this one way or another. some one is going to need to "come" forward and put their "penis" in my rear end in a top hat
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:39 |
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JiveHonky posted:lol if you spell poisin correctly what a nerd i'm compulsively good at words
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:40 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i'm compulsively good at words you sound like you would be a good candidate for our spelling dept. which is understaffed do to hurricane season
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:41 |
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i'm blown away by that offer
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:42 |
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i forgot to iron my shirt for the interview, and also to shower, but it's okay it's okay because i memorized a list of three thigns that i'm supposed to say into the interviewer's face. i can't remember what those things are but i know there are four of them.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:42 |
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*krusty image*
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:45 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i'm blown away by that offer thas a good first impression or tropical depression depending on your point of view
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:46 |
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spelling depatrment? with jerry munfrey itll be more like a smelling department because he stinks
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:49 |
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JiveHonky posted:spelling depatrment? with jerry munfrey itll be more like a smelling department because he stinks only my twat tyvm and that's a serious medical condition
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:50 |
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sorry jerry i got too rambunctious
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:56 |
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are there stipends if i take another unpaid job im going to be kicked out of my bfs outdoor closet
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:57 |
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How many figgies, six or six and half?
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:58 |
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as mentioned op, I can hide alcohol, play lookout, drive you to the hospital, I'm a real marvel.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 22:05 |