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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/clown-sightings-south-carolina-creepy-details-released/
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/31/us/creepy-clown-sightings-in-south-carolina-cause-a-frenzy.html
http://www.theatlantic.com/news/archive/2016/08/are-the-clown-sightings-in-south-carolina-real/498059/
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/31/health/clown-sightings-trnd/


So apparently a clown (or clowns) is supposedly leading children into the woods in South Carolina. This is a surprisingly well documented news story that's being covered by most news outlets. So far I have yet to see an artist's rendering of what the clowns might look like, so feel free to post your approximations here.

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1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
How do clowns even get to South Carolina? Drive their clowncars down those dangerous windy roads?
Do they just rent clowncars at Charlotte International?

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
I hope they catch these clowns

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


why did you host this

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I can tell that op is the clown, I have reported his ip address to the police.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
IT is Happening

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
I saw an article describing as a "clown or person dressed in clown clothing"

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Stephen King was trying to warn us


shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Maybe there is a BBQ in the woods and they want to give some grilled meats to the children??

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Toriori posted:

I saw an article describing as a "clown or person dressed in clown clothing"

Until he's apprehended we won't know if he's a card carrying member of the Clown Union or not.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
In another incident that was not reported to police, residents told WSPA that they chased clowns after kids told them the clowns were by the playground. They told the station they saw the clowns drive away in a dark-colored car.

It is not clear how many clowns were inside the vehicle.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
wierd seems awesome and better

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Volume posted:

Stephen King was trying to warn us




Yeah its definitely IT.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

theyre remaking IT right now so maybe that's what they saw or maybe its a publicity thing

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

Daddy's home

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Nathilus posted:

Yeah its definitely IT.

Hey now. It could be Sticky:

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy































You racist!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

quote:

It is not clear how many clowns were inside the vehicle.

At least 14.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

CBS News posted:

It is not clear how many clowns were inside the vehicle.

yeah no poo poo it could have been dozens

e:wow beaten?

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

CBS News posted: posted:

It is not clear how many clowns were inside the vehicle.

A ZILLION!

e: siri dudes?

client
Aug 19, 2010

the only clown in south carolina is will muschamp.

goddamn this team is so loving bad

A Tasteful Nude
Jun 3, 2013

A cool anime hagrid pic (imagine nude pls)
someone in south carolina go check out the clown woods and become a legendary gbs poster

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

A Tasteful Nude posted:

someone in south carolina go check out the clown woods and become a legendary gbs poster

ok

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

A Tasteful Nude posted:

someone in south carolina go check out the clown woods and become a legendary gbs poster

Does Victor Salva have an ankle monitor?

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

GBS, instruct me on how to investigate these clowns and I will check it out this weekend. Gotta run up that way anyway.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



semon demon posted:

GBS, instruct me on how to investigate these clowns and I will check it out this weekend. Gotta run up that way anyway.

First things first: Are you wearing pants?

If so, take them off.

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

Done. What's next?

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

semon demon posted:

Done. What's next?

get some clown makeup

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
Lol reading through the list of sightings is funny

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



semon demon posted:

Done. What's next?

You are going to need some Crisco and the ability to maintain unbroken eye contact.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
what happened to all the good honest clowns? It's all fuckin pervomurder gacys and sellout ronalds these days

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Who will pay me to drive there and beat up the clowns

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Can I make a patreon for that?

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
We just need some kids to have a gangbang in the local standpipe

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