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MeatwadIsGod posted:I like that my hometown only gets national attention for dumb poo poo like this. It's p great
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I see they're consulting an expert now.
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quote:The clown sightings started around Greenville, South Carolina, last month when police began getting reports of clowns standing silently by roadsides, lurking near laundromats and trying to lure children into the woods with bags of cash and green laser lights. Life's hard out there for a modern clown   (this is so obviously an attempt to make IT go viral)
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That's an insult to the greatest clown expert of them all: DRAD_BERT! FLIP THE KING!
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There is a clown market inefficiency occurring right now. While the media is focused on children, the higher up clowns are probably focusing on disc golfers and day hikers.
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“Flomo Klowns” Force Lock Down of Two Schools in Escambia County, Alabama Two schools in Escambia County, Alabama were put on lock down Thursday after “Flomo Klowns” made threats to students on Facebook. Parents contacted the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office early Thursday saying their children had been messaged online by a Facebook user named “Flomo Klown,” who allegedly made a threat against the student’s school. The threatening message is said to have included gun emoji. http://wkrg.com/2016/09/15/two-schools-on-lock-down-for-reports-of-flomo-klowns/ clown menace continues.
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Sep 15, 2016 21:15
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the idea of threat emoji is very good
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I like how every article on the subject of clown sightings seems to be trying to outdo the others with how creepy the accompanying picture is.
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Sep 16, 2016 02:06
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Its probably methed up Juggalos if it not just another D&D Satanic baby eaters panic.
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Sep 16, 2016 02:23
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have we figured out which goon this is yet
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So I assume at this point they nuked the entire site from orbit?
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