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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/clown-sightings-south-carolina-creepy-details-released/ http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/31/us/creepy-clown-sightings-in-south-carolina-cause-a-frenzy.html http://www.theatlantic.com/news/archive/2016/08/are-the-clown-sightings-in-south-carolina-real/498059/ http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/31/health/clown-sightings-trnd/ So apparently a clown (or clowns) is supposedly leading children into the woods in South Carolina. This is a surprisingly well documented news story that's being covered by most news outlets. So far I have yet to see an artist's rendering of what the clowns might look like, so feel free to post your approximations here.
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Chinatown posted:CANT BUST THE KRUST Someone should lure the clowns out with some grilled pork products.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Do you think clowns have makeup on their weiners and boobies? Yeah, but it's probably like that Avatar porno where the makeup just doesn't stay on during the loving very well.
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This whole thing got me reading John Wayne Gacy's disturbingly lengthy Wikipedia page, and this was my favorite part: "For this last meal, Gacy ordered Kentucky Fried Chicken, a dozen fried shrimp, french fries, fresh strawberries, and a Diet Coke."
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According to Wikipedia, Ted Bundy "declined a special meal, so he was given (but did not eat) the traditional steak (medium-rare), eggs (over easy), hash browns, toast, milk, coffee, juice, butter, and jelly." But again, he didn't ask for OR EAT any of it.
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Sep 2, 2016 06:59
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I see they're consulting an expert now.
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Sep 11, 2016 07:19
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I like how every article on the subject of clown sightings seems to be trying to outdo the others with how creepy the accompanying picture is.
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So I assume at this point they nuked the entire site from orbit?
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