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When people are on a snorkel boat with their binoculars just looking at you jumping 20 feet off the top of the boat you're on just lol PRIVATE PARTY CANNON BOMB BITCH
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No I have not, the Great Lakes look similar though, lakes and tubing rivers are okay. I was born in Michigan (refugee) we have all the freshwater  Now I live in bible belt Tennessee... (jerbs) once I can make "northern" wages again for a bit, I'll take the time to see it.
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Surf water. OK, with cheese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8yuWy1bORM
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galahan posted:No I have not, the Great Lakes look similar though, lakes and tubing rivers are okay. I miss the lakes 
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If you live somewhere where you can't decide to kill yourself by submerging your car into an ocean within an hour, you're basically subhuman. Gulfs and great lakes get you half credit, at best
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Laotian? What ocean?
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People that live near oceans are deginerates
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Gazpacho posted:mountains > oceans. what are you gonna do with an ocean?
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Aralan posted:If you live somewhere where you can't decide to kill yourself by submerging your car into an ocean within an hour, you're basically subhuman. Gulfs and great lakes get you half credit, at best
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Aralan posted:If you live somewhere where you can't decide to kill yourself by submerging your car into an ocean within an hour, you're basically subhuman. Gulfs and great lakes get you half credit, at best
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One day in October i was sitting in my car pretty bored and depressed and an old lady knocked in my window. She told me she picked up an old guy who walked straight in the sea (we live 100m from the beach) and someone had to drive him home. Sure enough there was an old guy soaked in seawater with his walker, he told me this time he really wanted to get it over with  I drove him home, I wonder if he's still alive
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Bill Gates saw my balls when I went diving within visual range of his yacht loaded down with electromagnetic antennae crap in Belize.
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Here was the boat  and me intentionally getting high on nitrogen narcosis in the Great Blue Hole 
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emoji posted:and me intentionally getting high on nitrogen narcosis in the Great Blue Hole Sounds like a good way to die. At least you wouldn't know what was going on.
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Ruggan posted:Sounds like a good way to die. At least you wouldn't know what was going on. That's why I have advanced certification and the guides were like wink wink you can do this btw. NAUI ftw.
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emoji posted:That's why I have advanced certification and the guides were like wink wink you can do this btw. NAUI ftw. Also the effect immediately subsides when you ascend 10 feet or so.
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What's the effect like,
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emoji posted:Whippets I had to google what that is and now I am more confused quote:a dog of a small, slender breed originally produced as a cross between the greyhound and the terrier or spaniel, bred for racing.
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Giddiness similar to nitrous oxide intoxication, but with more clarity.
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It's literally, like, go below 130 feet and having the effect of huge whippets, and seconds later it's gone when you go to 120 feet. Having a dive buddy is essential (and required obviously). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_narcosis emoji fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Sep 3, 2016 |
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Sharks are actaully super chill and it's good to kill the invasive lionfish and feed then  
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I grew up in new zealand and it is mostly coastline so it blows my mind that there are millions of americans who have never been to the beach
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Shithouse Dave posted:I grew up in new zealand and it is mostly coastline so it blows my mind that there are millions of americans who have never been to the beach It's mostly a long white cloud. e: and a bunch of Maori selling mud-based facial products
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As poo poo as South Carolina Is in every other regard, the upstate area is nice enough to be within reasonable driving distance (3-4 hrs) to spend a weekend in the mountains or the ocean without taking any time off work.
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Actually the best way is to bring a waffle from the resort breakfast with you underwater, break it into dust and get swarmed by hundreds of thousands of fish, abruptly moving your arms and directing their movements like some kind of Fantasia poo poo.
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emoji posted:Actually the best way is to bring a waffle from the resort breakfast with you underwater, break it into it into dust and get swarmed by hunderds of thousands of fish, moving your arms and directing their movements like some kind of Fantasia poo poo. diahrrea woeks formthis to
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For the price of building a gaming computer you should instead go diving and experience the incredible power of sea before all the reefs are dead from agricultural runoff.
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Gazpacho posted:mountains > oceans. what are you gonna do with an ocean? lol
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I saw the Atlantic Ocean from a plane on the way to a 2 week vacation in Italy at 13, but only got in an ocean at 25 or so and still don't see what the big deal is. It's pretty and impressive looking, but tastes like poo poo and feels like it's going to burn your eyes out of their sockets. I'd take a pool any day over an ocean. Salt-free life for me.
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I'm at the beach right now, except it's south Jersey and there's a tropical storm coming in so I'm probably just gonna head back home and play videogames for my Labor Day vacation. At least I took off yesterday so I could get some fishing and swimming in. The ocean loving rules
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Serak posted:I have never seen dry land (posting from the Utopian sea-stead I was born on) dry land is a myth!
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I saw the Atlantic Ocean from a plane on the way to a 2 week vacation in Italy at 13, but only got in an ocean at 25 or so and still don't see what the big deal is. It's pretty and impressive looking, but tastes like poo poo and feels like it's going to burn your eyes out of their sockets. I'd take a pool any day over an ocean. Salt-free life for me. Wrong. It only stings for a fraction of a second and it's probably based on fear. The saltwater is closer to your body composition and feels much clearer than opening your eyes in a pool and doesn't leave the temporary residual blurriness like a pool.
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i spend time in baja on the sea of cortez a lot and it's cool, the water is lovely and not mean like the wild pacific and i sometimes pet dolphins and sea lions (they're the ones w lil nubby ears right?) and i find whale bones and sometimes steal them and bring them home which is illegal but cool (most illegal things are cool)
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 Nurse sharks are basically cats https://my.mixtape.moe/jofbqi.mp4 e:safari plays at werid speed bc apple is gay emoji fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Sep 3, 2016 |
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I've never seen the Pacific. I'm ashamed of myself.
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You can make a lot of friends in the ocean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IQ2I-P8Ucw
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