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Is Jared Fogle a...
Sickening cretin
Fuckheaded scumbag
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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
wow he jimmed the parents' bob after duggaring their daughter huh

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skeemon
Aug 4, 2007

$ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

Ottis Subisgreat Toole

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
IMHO I don't think he should've done all the things he did that led to him being in jail. I hope this doesn't offend anyone here, but I calls them how I see them

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Kuato posted:

IMHO I don't think he should've done all the things he did that led to him being in jail. I hope this doesn't offend anyone here, but I calls them how I see them

hm. checks out

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

eat

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

fresh

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Say what you want about this old goose-egg but he helped Subway peddle enough sodium-meat between two pieces of barely-bread that Subway became the #1 fast food chain in the world (how did this happen)

I dont know about you folks, but he always looked like a bit of a creepo to me! Good on him for losing the weight but there's no way I would support the things he has done in his personal life.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Sintax posted:

barely-bread

italian herb n' cheese bread is v fuckin good

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
better than pedophilia for sure

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

eat fresh .45 applied directly to the back of the skull

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i dont like him OP

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
how has he not been made a prison eunuch yet by having his penis cut off and flushed down the toilet yet?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
never fogel :911:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Gatekeeper posted:

italian herb n' cheese bread is v fuckin good

just blink already you fancy-haired slut

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

je1 healthcare posted:

Wow pedophiles tend to be obtuse jerks, you don't say.

It's actually a clinical observation at this point, that most pedophiles are chronically unable to take responsibility for their actions. They always blame society, or the kids for coming onto them.

quote:


Noticeable structural and functional differences in size and function of the left and right dorsolateral prefrontal and orbitofrontal cortex have been found in pedophilic men with a history of contact sexual offenses against children (Burns and Swerdlow, 2003; Schiffer et al., 2007, 2008a,b; Poeppl et al., 2011).

... the orbitofrontal cortex is responsible for behavior control (Bechara et al., 2000; O’Doherty et al., 2003), especially inhibiting sexual behavior

i think its probably a fair conclusion to say that pedophiles are probably retarded, mentally. how the gently caress else do you spend that much effort interacting with strangers children unless your end goal is grabbin their twigs

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Mozi posted:

never foglet :911:

ftfy & smh

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Billmac posted:

yeah ill get a footlong meatball extra mayo extra olives extra mayo

Mayo on a meatball sub? You're the monster!

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Rambling Robot posted:

Not the first time:

"Jared Fogle pleads guilty, blames diet for his sex crimes"

The subs made him to it!


http://nypost.com/2015/11/19/subways-jared-pleads-guilty-to-kiddie-porn-and-sex-crime-charges/

O'shea "Ice Cube" Jackson blamed Gangsta Rap;

Ted Bundy blamed the voices in his head;

Jared Fogle blamed footlongs.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

nigga crab pollock posted:

i think its probably a fair conclusion to say that pedophiles are probably retarded, mentally. how the gently caress else do you spend that much effort interacting with strangers children unless your end goal is grabbin their twigs

people who commit sex crimes have a brain that makes them more likely to commit sex crimes

i want grant money

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAMgT8LuZaw

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

nigga crab pollock posted:

how the gently caress else do you spend that much effort interacting with strangers children unless your end goal is grabbin their twigs

Time to arrest every teacher that isn't exclusively homeschooling their own children.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Jared just gets a bad rap imo

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

Godholio posted:

Mayo on a meatball sub? You're the monster!

I previously had thought mayo on a meatball sub was bad and wrong but it turns out it is actually good and right!

dads_work_files
May 14, 2008

important_document.avi

Imagine Quantum Leaping into Jared Fogle's identity. Leaning over to look into the bathroom mirror and seeing his puffy face leering back. Oh boy.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Sintax posted:

Say what you want about this old goose-egg but he helped Subway peddle enough sodium-meat between two pieces of barely-bread that Subway became the #1 fast food chain in the world (how did this happen)

Meh, Subway's success has more to do with the super-low cost of franchising. You need a million dollars to open a McDonalds and $75,000 to open a Subway, so it's popular among immigrant entrepreneurs

Plus the $5 footlong campaign was a bigger sales driver than Jared ever was.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
By the time Jared gets out, we'll have all been exposed to so much social media marketing and crazy ironic memes that Subway will actually hire him back as a spokesman and everyone will love it and share it on their neuronet feeds while yelling "EAT FRESH~~~~~~!"

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

dads_work_files posted:

Imagine Quantum Leaping into Jared Fogle's identity. Leaning over to look into the bathroom mirror and seeing his puffy face leering back. Oh boy.

"Sam, you've gotta go gently caress this little boy or he'll grow up to be the next Hitler!"
One hour later...
"Jesus, Sam, I was kidding! What is wrong with you? Oh poo poo, you ate a sub didn't you?"

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
I wonder what his gameplan is? Must want more beatings in jail if he's trolling the victims.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Honeybuns

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he probably thinks that if he explains it well enough everyone will understand that there was nothing wrong with all that molesting he did.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

Hello Feminist. :)

It's true; pedophiles and sex offenders are overwhelmingly white males.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

i like that posted:

It's true; pedophiles and sex offenders are overwhelmingly white males.

Even in nonwhite countries? Holy heck

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

je1 healthcare posted:

Even in nonwhite countries? Holy heck

It's true. The Quran doesn't mention this but Mohammed threw away his white name and dyed his skin. Alas, he just couldn't fight in that inborn genetic drive to get him some 9 yo tang.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Twelve Batmans posted:

It's true. The Quran doesn't mention this but Mohammed threw away his white name and dyed his skin. Alas, he just couldn't fight in that inborn genetic drive to get him some 9 yo tang.
It was a simpler time.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
non white, non male child molestors are secretly trans white males.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

Fojar38 posted:

i guess that you could say that jared fogle took "eating fresh" a bit too far! LOL!

Holy poo poo! Kabam! Kazow! Shaboom!!!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

i like that posted:

It's true; pedophiles and sex offenders are overwhelmingly white males.

It's almost like kids from privileged backgrounds are more likely to report

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i've heard of eating fresh, but videotaping underage children and soliciting minors for prostitution?!?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

je1 healthcare posted:

Meh, Subway's success has more to do with the super-low cost of franchising. You need a million dollars to open a McDonalds and $75,000 to open a Subway, so it's popular among immigrant entrepreneurs

Plus the $5 footlong campaign was a bigger sales driver than Jared ever was.

People think that a footlong with double meat, extra mayo, honey mustard, and oil is heather than a burger.

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Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

8 track betamax posted:

It's almost like kids from privileged backgrounds are more likely to report



Obviously what you meant to say was having more melanin makes you less likely to care about kids being diddled. Let's keep this racial please.

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