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frill your tail plumes out to show your tail ornamentation, eye spots and your brilliant train. this will greatly increase your copulation rate if you also produce your mating song and vocalisation display during, throughout and after mating
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where shorts that accentuate your muscular calfs
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8 track betamax posted:where shorts that accentuate your muscular calfs
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Pack a romantic picnic basket with tea, hot water, biscuits, fancy napkins and a nice blanket. Ask if she would like to have a picnic with you and immediately begin to lay the blanket and everything else out in the middle of the bus. Women like when you romance them and show initiative. The other passengers will think its cute too. 
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Iron Prince posted:seriously like bus chicks practically flood out the bus when you mention you have a car does not work as well with a van
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Sep 2, 2016 16:36
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tongue punch her fart box they love it
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Jose posted:sniff her hair from behind like former gbs mod senior woodchuck hehe too slow, mofo
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Just keep staring at her everyday, she should get the message unless she's a vapid bitch in which case she doesn't deserve you.
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I think you are just supposed to have a conversation and feel out her relationship status, anyone who knows how to do a conversation please post
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tell her to cram it
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Opus... Bless you this is the least creepy thing I've read you post about a woman. I have faith you can make it happen!
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Acid Haze posted:Sit next to her and then begin slowly turning your head towards. I mean incrementally slow - like you know how you can't tell if clouds are moving unless you really pay attention? - that slow. She won't notice your head turning until, all of a sudden, she looks up, there's your face and you are locked in direct eye contact with her. I mean really emphasis this, open your eyes all the way. i'm dying
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Hogge Wild posted:hehe too slow, mofo i named the mod and the forum they were a mod of though
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Are you attractive OP? Post pics
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sit next to her on the bus and start clipping your toenails women love that
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Hand her a printed card that says "I am a deaf-mute and I am selling you this card in exchange for sex"
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OMGVBFLOL posted:i too struggle to reconcile the part of me thats a woke rear end modern man with the part itching to go caveman on some strange Hits home
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Put a bomb on the bus and re-enact the movie Speed. Defuse the bomb just before your stop and get off with her. As you're getting off turn to her and say "You know, I've heard that relationships based on intense experiences don't last". Then walk home because that's good advice that everyone should follow.
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Too slow OP, I've wooed the bus ginger. You may imagine us banging non-stop like animals while you're staring at your bedroom ceiling.
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how does she rate compared to that homeless chick
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Gatekeeper posted:how does she rate compared to that homeless chick cleaner.
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Gimbal lock posted:Too slow OP, I've wooed the bus ginger. You may imagine us banging non-stop like animals while you're staring at your bedroom ceiling. I can always move onto the next busbabe: there's a chinese girl who gets on every day who wears outrageous dresses.
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opus111 posted:I can always move onto the next busbabe: there's a chinese girl who gets on every day who wears outrageous dresses. you've posted a lot about your yellow fever but you might have less success in the uk mate
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came into this thread ready to earnestly give good advice to a GBS poster in need then i saw it's opus1111111 lol get hosed would be my advice to you ya fuckamana
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thathonkey posted:came into this thread ready to earnestly give good advice to a GBS poster in need then i saw it's opus1111111 lol get hosed would be my advice to you ya fuckamana harsh.
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how about you jam some baboo shoots up your fingernails while screaming her name
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cut off your ear and send it to her in a box imho
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My advice is to quit riding the bus like a poor.
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have you smelled her hair yet i need to know if you're mod material
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if she is wearing earphones or something, you don't if she isn't, you sit nearby and try to strike up a conversation (odds are slim)
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have you tried masturbating in front of her? I hear its a common bus activity
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SweetKarma posted:My advice is to quit riding the bus like a poor. i dont live in america, dildohead.
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amityville anus posted:have you tried masturbating in front of her? I hear its a common bus activity opus111 posted:i dont live in america, dildohead.
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opus111 posted:i dont live in america, dildohead. SweetKarma posted:My advice is to quit riding the bus like a poor.
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opus111 posted:i dont live in america, dildohead.
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 it is your country that is poor
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aren't you a line cook in california you must be poor as gently caress
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Cut a glory hole in her bus seat
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no i went to school in deutschland and got a degree now i sit on my butt and post poo poo for 6 hours a day from the office im slav so when Bulgaria got into the EU that meant I could pay 70 euro a semester in Germany instead of what the shitlord UC regents wanted
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even the poorest americans still generally have some kinda car though
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