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I would like this thread to be all about poop. talk about poop, your poops, dog poops whatever poop you wanna talk about. I just took a poop for the first time in 6 days. I ate normal every day and still pooped out 1 days worth of poop what the heck! whered the poop go??? if youve pooped today please talk about it id really like to hear your poop stories! also post any poop related media and jokes for laughs!
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im glad you made this i literally just squeezed one out my butthole is still tingling
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Sep 2, 2016 19:48
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I clean toilets, occasionally I will see poop, when I do I will clean off the poop. Not entirely sure how poop ends up on the wall, the handle, the seat and the floor though. Nor do I understand why people step in their own poop and drag it around. Sometimes even I poop, job security I guess.
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Sep 2, 2016 21:36
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Sep 2, 2016 21:36
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Sep 2, 2016 21:37
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What about it?
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Sep 2, 2016 21:37
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Think of the most attractive person you can think of; they, like you, take a poo poo too. Really makes u think
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Sep 2, 2016 21:38
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Sep 2, 2016 21:45
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I read that the actual act of pooping feels good because when it comes out your butthole it pushes against a pleasure nerve or something. I think I might be missing that nerve because while I feel better after pooping it's not because of the poop itself. Before poop I feel like I need to poop (which is not a good feeling). After poop I feel like I no longer need to poop (which feels better than feeling like I need to poop). Act isn't pleasant or unpleasant I just know I will feel better after. That it my contribution to your thread, I hope this will spur informed and spirited discussion about pooping as it relates to rectal pleasure nerves.
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Sep 2, 2016 21:52
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💩💩💩
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Sep 2, 2016 21:53
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My life generally speaking sucks rear end and I hate myself except for the brief 10 minute or so time period every day I reserve for taking heinous shits. Those are my happy times.
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Sep 2, 2016 21:54
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gotta take a poop then a shower and head downtown to get some more asian food
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Sep 2, 2016 21:56
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numberoneposter posted:gotta take a poop then a shower and head downtown to get some more asian food It's a neverending cycle. 
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Sep 2, 2016 22:03
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It's a neverending cycle.
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Sep 2, 2016 22:18
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It's bad design imo If there is a god, he is poo poo at this Who the gently caress makes so many creatures on this planet and force them to poo poo the gently caress
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Sep 2, 2016 22:19
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boob poop
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Sep 2, 2016 22:28
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I like that putting your poop inside another person's body is a legit medical treatment
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Sep 2, 2016 22:33
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Hector Beerlioz posted:boob 
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Sep 2, 2016 22:38
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Hector Beerlioz posted:boob holy poo poo
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Sep 2, 2016 22:38
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amazing
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Sep 2, 2016 22:39
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a self referencing thread. a thread about itself. i'm tryign to work all of this out in my head
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Sep 2, 2016 22:41
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I'm making GBS threads right now
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Sep 2, 2016 22:45
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I may be pooping soon op, will update as necessary
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Sep 2, 2016 22:50
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OctoberBlues posted:I may be pooping soon op, will update as necessary Take some pics and we can start comparing. Spanks in advance
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Sep 2, 2016 22:53
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On a warm summer evening, not long ago, I took my dog for a leisurely walk around the neighborhood. He really enjoys these forays for the chance to poo and pee somewhere new. On this particular day, i waited as he squatted on someone's plush lawn, keeping myself occupied by preparing the fecal disposal bag for its sole purpose in life, but for some reason Franklin was taking a longer time to do his duty then normal. I don't watch him poop; it makes both of us uneasy. I casually look over, and Frankie is still in his business pose, but he's looking at me. expressions of worry and fear are emiting from his face .. "What's up, Frankster?" Still, keeping his stance, he slowly wattles his way to me in the most peculiar way. It was then when I saw it. A shimer. Like a the light off a diamond, or the moon off the waves of the pacific. Except covered in poo poo. Frank, at some point in his recent past, thought dining on a plastic bag of sorts was a fantastic idea. After a small burst of laughter and mockery, I donned on my hand the bag that was designed for the grim task of picking up poop, and pulled a cousin of his from my dog's anus. The relief and joy Franklin felt must have been great, for he jumped and barked with enthusiasm when the task was complete. This moment that we shared is a fond summer memory I'll cherish for my years, for it helped solidify the bond a man has with his dog, and I know Frank feels the same. And he doesn't eat bags anymore.
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Bob Saget IRL posted:On a warm summer evening, not long ago, I took my dog for a leisurely walk around the neighborhood. He really enjoys these forays for the chance to poo and pee somewhere new. On this particular day, i waited as he squatted on someone's plush lawn, keeping myself occupied by preparing the fecal disposal bag for its sole purpose in life, but for some reason Franklin was taking a longer time to do his duty then normal. I don't watch him poop; it makes both of us uneasy. I casually look over, and Frankie is still in his business pose, but he's looking at me. expressions of worry and fear are emiting from his face .. drat dawg. 
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Sep 2, 2016 23:15
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numberoneposter posted:the thai sweet chili chicken mctaster only at mdonalds Irish food.
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Sep 2, 2016 23:17
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Kuato posted:Take some pics and we can start comparing. Spanks in advance I would compare poop with many, many people. But never you.
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Sep 2, 2016 23:35
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Hector Beerlioz posted:boob my eyes are now opened thank you!
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Sep 3, 2016 03:16
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Poopin right now Thanks for the safe space to poop post bros
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Sep 3, 2016 03:50
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I took a poop today it was good. the end
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Sep 3, 2016 03:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
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Sep 3, 2016 03:53
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Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ma4A968ywQ
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Sep 3, 2016 03:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
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Sep 3, 2016 04:00
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Zzulu posted:It's bad design imo Who doesn't like pooping??? 
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Sep 3, 2016 04:08
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Tonight I had a discussion with my team lead about the difference between a pipe and a tube, and he said "So my rear end is a tube?" and I said, "Nah, It's a pipe, Tubes do mostly gasses, Pipes are used when you have to do both, plus you call it a shitpipe right? Poop Tube sounds weird." He said " yeah, like a weird german youtube" and we giggled then left for the night. Okay that's my poop related story.
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Sep 3, 2016 04:18
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personally i think theres nothing more relieving than a nice BM
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Sep 3, 2016 04:34
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i think we should talk about clean wipes. when you take a mean dookie and you go to wipe and like woah theres nothing there this makes me believe god is real
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Sep 3, 2016 04:35
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I really hate it when your poop shoots out like tiny bullets that aren't long enough to feel satisfying and also splashes water all over your balks
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most people have both a scale and a toilet in their bathroom I have a thread idea about this but haven't done it yet
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