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one time me and taylor swift skipped down to the river hand in hand and i called her tater swift and she beat me to death with a piece of rebar
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Wuv, twue wuv!
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Sep 3, 2016 00:24
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Jesus Christ learn to take a joke dicknuts. She is out of control. 
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Sep 3, 2016 00:49
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I'm skeptical this happened. OTOH who amongst us has not thought of murdering Enfield in grisly ways, including with rebar? 
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Sep 3, 2016 00:50
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Oh God!
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Sep 3, 2016 00:51
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tay tay rules
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Sep 3, 2016 00:52
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Enfield posted:one time me and taylor swift skipped down to the river hand in hand and i called her tater swift and she beat me to death with a piece of rebar Same.
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Sep 3, 2016 00:52
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i cannot emphizsize enough the ryan adam remake
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Sep 3, 2016 00:52
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Swift was bred in the clone tanks beneath Disneyworld as a model to replace Miley Cyrus and Hillary Duff, who, after extensive testing, were discovered to havve off-putting T-Zones.
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Sep 3, 2016 00:53
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Not gonna lie, I saw her during the 1989 tour and it was the best concert I've ever been to.
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Sep 3, 2016 01:03
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Quite frankly I would not let her drive my truck either. She can afford to buy her own goddamn truck.
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Sep 3, 2016 01:05
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Tay Tay has a body like a 14 year old boy
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Sep 3, 2016 01:06
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i like her legs, tits, rear end, mouth, and cunny
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Sep 3, 2016 01:06
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She's a skinny crap face I hate her
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Sep 3, 2016 01:07
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I'm not ashamed to admit I really like her Dark Whores song
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Sep 3, 2016 01:08
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i think red is her best album
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Sep 3, 2016 01:08
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She a spicy meatball
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Sep 3, 2016 01:09
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can i have some of that rebar if youre done with it
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Sep 3, 2016 01:09
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I heard Taylor swift was a twin once in his life. Yes that's right I said his because little known fact, Brad and his female sister, Taylor, were swimming in a lake when a boat piloted by a horney teen smacked into Taylor and her dads head. Both were killed instantly leaving Brad swimming tramautized in the water while the horney teen screamed "it was an accident!!!" Brad was adopted by his aunt and raised as the Daughter she never had, taking the place of his twin sister Taylor. Birthing Taylor Swift.
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Sep 3, 2016 01:10
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I hope she slip on a banana peel
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phasmid posted:Swift was bred in the clone tanks beneath Disneyworld as a model to replace Miley Cyrus and Hillary Duff, who, after extensive testing, were discovered to havve off-putting T-Zones. no Taylor is the child of bankers who said "Daddy I wanna be a pop star" at age 9 and our capitalist masters made the necessary arrangements.
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Iron Prince posted:can i have some of that rebar if youre done with it did you get your tetnus shots? : grin: because im horribly diseased
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Sep 3, 2016 01:11
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Toss up between Taytay and Queen Bee for 'Number of songs I've written where it's EVERYONE ELSES fault my relationship fell apart.'
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LegoPirateNinja posted:no Taylor is the child of bankers who said "Daddy I wanna be a pop star" at age 9 and our capitalist masters made the necessary arrangements. some people are born to win
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Sep 3, 2016 01:11
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anyways im going to the bar suck my burned up dick
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MG3 posted:I heard Taylor swift was a twin once in his life. Yes that's right I said his because little known fact, Brad and his female sister, Taylor, were swimming in a lake when a boat piloted by a horney teen smacked into Taylor and her dads head. Both were killed instantly leaving Brad swimming tramautized in the water while the horney teen screamed "it was an accident!!!" You were the horney teen wasn't you?
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JiveHonky posted:You were the horney teen wasn't you? Do you know how old that would make me?
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Sep 3, 2016 01:13
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heres a loving thought experiment: lets all go to bars instead of having panic attacks in front of our monitors which are all turned off
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Sep 3, 2016 01:13
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brb
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Enfield posted:heres a loving thought experiment: lets all go to bars instead of having panic attacks in front of our monitors which are all turned off im already too drunk i have to wait for a kid to wreck his car
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Sep 3, 2016 01:14
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but i will be getting EXTREMEMLY drunk
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Sep 3, 2016 01:14
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LegoPirateNinja posted:no Taylor is the child of bankers who said "Daddy I wanna be a pop star" at age 9 and our capitalist masters made the necessary arrangements.
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Sep 3, 2016 01:14
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taylor swift thread....yeh taylored for me to leave swiftly!!
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Sep 3, 2016 01:14
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Enfield posted:brb brb one sec
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Sep 3, 2016 01:15
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Taylor Swifts real name is Brad Daniels. He took his aunts name after the accident
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Sep 3, 2016 01:15
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i PPRECIATE YOUR SANCE ON TAY TAY
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Sep 3, 2016 01:15
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Bar rebar bar rebar bar rebar bar
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dad gay. so what posted:im already too drunk i have to wait for a kid to wreck his car *nods respectufully*
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when i was a teenager i thought acts like taylor swift were gay af but now that i'm older i have somehow learned to appreciate a really loving hot girl singing generic melodies about vacuous bullshit ama
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Luxury Communism posted:when i was a teenager i thought acts like taylor swift were gay af but now that i'm older i have somehow learned to appreciate a really loving hot girl singing generic melodies about vacuous bullshit ama why
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