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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Have you ever gone out to a bar or a party with your lighter for your drug of choice (tobacco, weed, heroin, pyromania, whatever) and found that your pink Hello Kitty lighter was replaced with one of the lovely clear ones in bright orange? Well guess what: you've just made yourself a part of the International Lighter Exchange. Lighters travel far and wide for this purpose, but why? Reproduction? Wanderlust? A handy way to trade germs? We need to start researching this phenomenon. If you've got a lighter in your pocket, scribble a number on it with your sharpie and post a pic. If anyone ends up with the lighter after a night out, post a pic of it here.

Here's mine: a hot pink mini-Bic with the number 1, a skull cock, and a word we can't say here. Post yours. Or not. gently caress it, life is meaningless without proper lighter tracking.

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Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
how about instead we exchange AIDS in your neg anus

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
thats loving stupid lmao

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
lol if you don't steal lighters all day from friends and enemies

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
gently caress you op

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

someone stole my sharpie so i can't write on my lighters to keep track of them when they are stolen

i need some kind of sharpie for my sharpie

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Fart Puzzle posted:

someone stole my sharpie so i can't write on my lighters to keep track of them when they are stolen

i need some kind of sharpie for my sharpie

burn your sharpie in a distinctive pattern with your lighter

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I like orange lighters and will not ever touch a white one.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


kazr posted:

burn your sharpie in a distinctive pattern with your lighter

Please do not do this. Sharpies are very flammable and more deaths will not be good for the International Lighter Exchange Tracking Program's reputation.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
you stole that lighter you disgusting thief

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Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

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nice micro lighter to match your micro penis op

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