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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

opened a suspicious exe file now computer is full of Russian and Chinese malware that wont go away

im dumb

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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
are you a bugchaser?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
show it to us

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Call the number on the screen and have your credit card ready

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Due to the increased protection that Netscape Navigator provides I haven't downloaded a virus in years

slowfreq
Dec 14, 2014

upload it somewhere and post the link here so we can all enjoy it

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Smythe posted:

show it to us
there are so many

My right click context menu is full of Chinese selections

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

My browsers open to 9o0gle.com by default even though I've already changed my home page

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
is it the flu

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
install linux

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

:pt:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Macs are good computers for idiots op, they can't even run .exe files

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
i hate the flu

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Which virus is it? Was it AIDS?? I heard that's a pretty good one.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Vegetable posted:

My browsers open to 9o0gle.com by default even though I've already changed my home page

run a boot time scan, dummy

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Throw your computer in the garbage.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Actually, since it has a virus, throw it in the medical waste bin.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
is it that chrome brain dwarf that slides up bannisters and sticks his USB appendage into your hand port??? :ohdear:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
If u need money I have a little money ok

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Don't come on the SA forums with a virus you idiot as we will all get it by proxy.

Don't you how the loving internet works??

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

If u need money I have a little money ok

Potato farming is luxurious business

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I fixed it lads

No worries turns out I'm a computer genius

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Two weeks bedrest and it's all better.

No for the computer dummy.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Vegetable posted:

I fixed it lads

No worries turns out I'm a computer genius

fool, your computer is now a siberian bitcoin mine

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
control panel > programs > (virus name) right-click > uninstall

your welcome

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

i used revo uninstaller it's real good

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
‘Burn the bitch down. I can’t hold the thing back." The Russian program, rising
through towers of data, blotting out the playroom colors. And I plug Smythe’s
homemade command package into the center of Vegetable’s cold heart. The squirt
transmission cuts in, a pulse of condensed information that shoots straight up, past
the thickening tower of darkness, the Russian program, while Smythe struggles
to control that crucial second. An unformed arm of shadow twitches from the
towering dark, too late. We’ve done it. We've infected Vegetable's computer.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
have you tried turning it off and then on again?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

BirryJoru posted:

have you tried turning it off and then on again?

Looks like we have a computer comedian here

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Just get some Yospos guy to debug it through Team Viewer

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Vegetable posted:

i used revo uninstaller it's real good

seems legit

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Looks like we have a computer comedian here

turn your monitor on

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smythe posted:

show it to us

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

autoaim.cfg posted:

‘Burn the bitch down. I can’t hold the thing back." The Russian program, rising
through towers of data, blotting out the playroom colors. And I plug Smythe’s
homemade command package into the center of Vegetable’s cold heart. The squirt
transmission cuts in, a pulse of condensed information that shoots straight up, past
the thickening tower of darkness, the Russian program, while Smythe struggles
to control that crucial second. An unformed arm of shadow twitches from the
towering dark, too late. We’ve done it. We've infected Vegetable's computer.

what the gently caress is this

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

autoaim.cfg posted:

Burn the bitch down. I cant hold the thing back." The Russian program, rising
through towers of data, blotting out the playroom colors. And I plug Smythes
homemade command package into the center of Vegetables cold heart. The squirt
transmission cuts in, a pulse of condensed information that shoots straight up, past
the thickening tower of darkness, the Russian program, while Smythe struggles
to control that crucial second. An unformed arm of shadow twitches from the
towering dark, too late. Weve done it. We've infected Vegetable's computer.


cool + in it + voting 5

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
So change the extension of the .exe to .zip, unzip the file to extract the dll files and read them in an editor and figure out what got hosed up. Mccafee isn't going to wipe your butt for you. :baby:

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

spud posted:

Don't come on the SA forums with a virus you idiot as we will all get it by proxy.

Don't you how the loving internet works??

when you post on sa, you post with everyone that has ever posted with everyone else who posts on sa

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Decebal posted:

Just get some Yospos guy to debug it through Team Viewer

I mean, really, what could go wrong?

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Regrettable posted:

I mean, really, what could go wrong?

let smythe do it, he'll just download a torrent of like 115 gb of pictures of bare dicks to your HD and then log off. no harm no foul.

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