I ain't afraid of no goat

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# ? Sep 3, 2016 22:48

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# ? Sep 3, 2016 23:02

FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 3, 2016 23:08

nvm no cake

# ? Sep 3, 2016 23:11

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FactsAreUseless posted:

is this from a horror movie or something? if not i really hope those goats are cgi...

# ? Sep 3, 2016 23:12

google THIS

thepiratebae.se posted:

# ? Sep 4, 2016 04:12

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

paranormal activity but goats haunt the house

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# ? Sep 4, 2016 04:35

Business Gorillas

Yobgoblin posted:

paranormal activity but goats haunt the house

Paragotal activibrie

# ? Sep 4, 2016 04:47

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

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# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:47

FactsAreUseless

misty mountaintop posted:

# ? Sep 4, 2016 21:53

Principals Orifice: by Lowtax

who you gonna call

goat butter

# ? Sep 4, 2016 22:34

plain blue jacket: IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

what sort of foolhardy buffoon isn't afraid of goats?

# ? Sep 4, 2016 22:51

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Honey who ate most of the pillow?

[faint baaaa...]

# ? Sep 4, 2016 23:15

plain blue jacket: IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

How on earth did we get hoof prints on the walls??

# ? Sep 4, 2016 23:25

Senior Management

Babe I can't shake the feeling that everything in this house has been climbed on.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 5, 2016 00:57

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

My entire collection of dented empty tin cans disappeared in the night and there's a weird slime on the trophy case where I kept them.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 02:36

Principals Orifice: by Lowtax

i had a goat named wiggles growing up. we'll from like 13 to 19. wiggles was a real rear end in a top hat and would challenge anyone who went near her to a duel. my dumb rear end older brother used to head butt fight her and ended up having 13 concussions over the course of his teenage and adult life, so far. one morning I was woken up by my mom screaming for help from the main floor. I went upstairs and the goat was chasing my mom in circles around the main floor of our house. as I came up the stairs all the way my mom pushed the couch in a door way in an attempt to stop wiggles' rampage, but being, you know, a loving goat, wiggles just jumped right over it. I went and grabbed her by the horns and her purple collar that my dad picked out specially for her and led her outside. I asked my mom what happened and she said the goat chased her all the way back from the barn, through the electric fence and right through the screen door. i miss wiggles.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 02:40

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

The spirit of wiggles surely haunts you to this day.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 02:43

Principals Orifice: by Lowtax

stubborn bitch is probably alive still we gave her to a hobby farm when we moved out of the country

# ? Sep 5, 2016 02:46

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Freddy Kruger and his gang of goats

# ? Sep 5, 2016 03:17

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Wrong thread.
drat ghostly goats.

Barking Gecko fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Sep 5, 2016

# ? Sep 5, 2016 03:19

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

If a goat butts you in a dream, you get butted in real life.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 07:34

Senior Management

Day 31 since my wife and were stranded on this island. I thought we would have enough food to last for a year. But all of our cans were chewed over night. The food inside was ignored. But the cans were ravaged. We built our shelter so that it was elevated off the ground to avoid pests. But lately my wife has been climbing all the way to the top. And if I end up higher than she is, she tries to head butt me out of our abode. I don't know what I did to make her so mad. But the frustration is improving her balance.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 5, 2016 16:53

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

goat

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# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:31

Senior Management

but spooky

:jerry:

# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:05

Senior Management

http://imgur.com/gallery/PcEoP

:jerry:

# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:07

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Vynar posted:

Day 31 since my wife and were stranded on this island. I thought we would have enough food to last for a year. But all of our cans were chewed over night. The food inside was ignored. But the cans were ravaged. We built our shelter so that it was elevated off the ground to avoid pests. But lately my wife has been climbing all the way to the top. And if I end up higher than she is, she tries to head butt me out of our abode. I don't know what I did to make her so mad. But the frustration is improving her balance.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:07

poverty goat

Boo!!!!!

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:45

symbolic

*frustrated goat hunter playing back audio recorder from the night before trying to find ANY faint "baa"s in the recording

# ? Sep 5, 2016 20:35

plain blue jacket: IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

I ain't afraid of no rolly goater

# ? Sep 5, 2016 21:10

FactsAreUseless

V/O: This summer, only one thing can save humanity.

Woman: Goats... millions of them! Oh my gooooood!

*sudden cut to black: fangs, teeth, etc.*

Man: It was our enemy before. Now... it may be our only hope.

Cut to old Hispanic man.

Old Hispanic Man: They call it...

V/0 as title appears on screen: CHUPACABRA 2: SUCKERS GONNA PAY

# ? Sep 5, 2016 22:20

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Spectral goat floating behind me in dark hallway: "baaaaaaaaa.....!"

Me, turning around suddenly to catch it: "Boo to you!"

*Goat faints*

# ? Sep 5, 2016 22:34

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Ghosts that scream like humans! Click here!

# ? Sep 5, 2016 22:34

google THIS

mister magpie posted:

Spectral goat floating behind me in dark hallway: "baaaaaaaaa.....!"

Me, turning around suddenly to catch it: "Boo to you!"

*Goat faints*

# ? Sep 5, 2016 22:35

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Main signs of a goat haunting: the house smells strongly of hay and there are eerie bites out of everything. Everything.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 22:35

google THIS

demi moore is working with a pottery wheel when a spectral goat comes up behind her and starts chewing on her hair just as the righteous brothers sing "I hunger for your touch"

# ? Sep 5, 2016 22:38

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

google THIS posted:

demi moore is working with a pottery wheel when a spectral goat comes up behind her and starts chewing on her hair just as the righteous brothers sing "I hunger for your touch"

Unchained Melody climaxes as Demi finishes churning the goat milk into cheese

# ? Sep 5, 2016 22:41

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

mister magpie posted:

Ghosts that scream like humans! Click here!

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# ? Sep 6, 2016 00:35

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

demi moore is working with a pottery wheel when a spectral goat comes up behind her and starts chewing on her hair just as the righteous brothers sing "I hunger for your touch"

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# ? Sep 6, 2016 00:35

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 11:21

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

mister magpie posted:

Spectral goat floating behind me in dark hallway: "baaaaaaaaa.....!"

Me, turning around suddenly to catch it: "Boo to you!"

*Goat faints*

google THIS posted:

demi moore is working with a pottery wheel when a spectral goat comes up behind her and starts chewing on her hair just as the righteous brothers sing "I hunger for your touch"

# ? Sep 6, 2016 02:11

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