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what are some of your guys' favorite star wars quotables that you use at home and at work ?? my coworkers call me "star wars steve" even though my names not steve but becsuse i love star wars so much and it sounds goo. my wife threatened to divorce me if i dont stop quoting star wars around the house but i havent stopped yet and now she just cries in bed after she thinks ive gone to sleep. Anyway haha what are some of your fave star ward quotes ?! here's mine: "I find your lack of faith disturbing!" - when someone says they dont believe in something or if i know someone is atheist ill just say this anytime "and i thought they smelled bad on the outside !!!!" - when im biting into some food my wife made "luke, I am your father" - anytime, havent found a situation where this one doesnt work really well
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:14 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 03:22 |
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thathonkey posted:what are some of your guys' favorite star wars quotables that you use at home and at work ?? my coworkers call me "star wars steve" even though my names not steve but becsuse i love star wars so much and it sounds goo. my wife threatened to divorce me if i dont stop quoting star wars around the house but i havent stopped yet and now she just cries in bed after she thinks ive gone to sleep. Anyway haha what are some of your fave star ward quotes ?! here's mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-eId8rgyc
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:15 |
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one time i got pulled over and i was like "its a trap!" because it was a speed trap and the police officer laughed and laughed and gave me a thousand dollars
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:17 |
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I get a lot of mileage out of "It's a trap!"
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:17 |
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"in my mouf, jizz you must" - jar jar fett
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:18 |
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pls dont troll this thread
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:18 |
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my alltime fav is "i know" i do it with an awesome han solo steve brule combo
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:18 |
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thathonkey posted:pls dont troll this thread bitch watch the Christmas special
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:18 |
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"Jabbah do bo pongo bingi" is always good for a laugh.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:20 |
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty" - yoda
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:21 |
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people really get a kick out of it in meetings when i yell "scruffy looking nerf herder !!!" at someone i disagree with or just as a non sequitur godd drat i own
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:22 |
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Iron Prince posted:bitch watch the Christmas special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6-eId8rgyc
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:23 |
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i like to say "noooooooooooooooooo" in an extra dramatic fashion every time they assign me more work, and then slip away while they laugh
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:23 |
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"Loosen up" Some dick before Darth Vader kills his rear end.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:24 |
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"Stay on target" right before I totally miss a shot in basketball.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:26 |
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Applewhite posted:"Stay on target" right before I totally miss a shot in basketball. lol
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:26 |
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"Almost there... almost there..." when im on the verge of orgasm.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:27 |
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Applewhite posted:"Almost there... almost there..." when im on the verge of orgasm. no
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:28 |
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'its working! its working!' to jazz myself up to get a job 'i don't like sand' to arabs who most of the time agree with me
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:28 |
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"youre all clear kid now let's blow this thing and go home" whenever someone is all clear and we have the chance to blow up the first deathstar and go home to our base on yavin
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:28 |
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Darth Vader waited uintl his kids were over 18 before admitting paternity so that he wouldn't have to pay child support. He lived by himself in a weird egg shaped condo aboard his death star and bought a really expensive tie fighter during his midlife crisis. So i guess the lesson is don't force choke your wife
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:29 |
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"You will never defeat my army of giant scorpions, Yoda" when I'm playing with my action figures.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:30 |
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Applewhite posted:"You will never defeat my army of giant scorpions, Yoda" when I'm playing with my action figures. huh. cant argue with that
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:32 |
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great kid don't get cocky to ur mom
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:32 |
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*flushes toilet* *wookie howl*
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:33 |
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"that's not moon it's a space station" when i see your mom walking down the street
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:38 |
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hey kid great shot that was one in a million - me to myself when I ejac to anime pus*sy
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:39 |
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"He's no jedi" whispered behind hand when judge walks in to courtroom.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:50 |
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a lot of times if I'm nervous or embarrassed i make that wookie sound that chewbacca does and people seem to really like it and laugh
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:53 |
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Honestly space balls was a way better film you guys, may the Schwartz be with yooz.
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:53 |
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"too young, too young to begin the training" whenever im expected to explain something to a new hire
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:54 |
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phasmid posted:"He's no jedi" whispered behind hand when judge walks in to courtroom. "He's gay", quote from the same head-tentacle creepshow monster gently caress from Rotj, said pretty much whenevs
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:54 |
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suck my dick you fuckshitarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzjaslkjga;nckl
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:54 |
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some times i just run through places holding an ice cream maker
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:56 |
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"Enough is ENOUGH!! I have had it with the motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking millenium falcon" -yoda
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 03:58 |
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The tentacle nosferatu def says "he's gay" this isn't me being retarded, this ain't no "I acquit" or "walt speaking with mike's voice", it loving happened
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 04:01 |
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"That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!" I can't remember which Star Wars character said that one right now, but I use it all the time!
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 04:12 |
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"from my point of view, the jedi are evil" when some fuckwit is defending the jedis long support of the central systems exploitation of outer rim communities
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 04:21 |
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"*jabba de hurt laugh*" - me after seeing rotisserie chickens are buy one get one free at costco
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# ? Sep 4, 2016 04:25 |
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"thats no moon:
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