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poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Darth Vader waited uintl his kids were over 18 before admitting paternity so that he wouldn't have to pay child support. He lived by himself in a weird egg shaped condo aboard his death star and bought a really expensive tie fighter during his midlife crisis. So i guess the lesson is don't force choke your wife

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poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Get a load of that wookie! GET A LOAD OF THAT WOOKIE!

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