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Just microwaved a tamale (or T-bag, as Dad calls them) and I'm already eating it. I didn't wait the full 60 seconds for this bad boy to cool, probably 35 or 40 at the most. And yeah, my tongue is burned, but so what? That's what life in the fast lane tastes like. That's what happens when you're a risk-taker. So who's with me? Are you a play-by-your-own-rules renegade who rides on the edge of the seat of the motorcycle of life? or a directions-following little sissy who does everything a cardboard box tells you?
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poopnanners posted:[microwaves mom] is better
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I never heard of this "Wait 60 seconds for your food to cool" rule. Sounds like some made up poo poo your dad told you OP.
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Sep 4, 2016 07:35
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gently caress yea n word that 'rito not tasting right? that's alright just microwave it again and you won't taste a thing i'm an expect at the reverse blow (aka fellatio)
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just kidding i get those packages of preshelled hardboiled eggs and eat them over the sink with my hands for three meals a day
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somebody drop a sick burn about his dad t-bagging him I was working on one but honestly I don't care enough to work one out
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you can warm up a hot pocket by placing it between your butt cheeks. I mean, it takes a while but it does warm up
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dookifex_maximus posted:just kidding i get those packages of preshelled hardboiled eggs and eat them over the sink with my hands for three meals a day don't really need to eat them over a sink if you just swallow the whole thing at once, which is good practice for my other hobby
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poopnanners posted:(toaster) oven is better I have been seriously considering a toaster oven because heating up the main oven takes so long and heats up the house so much that in summer I just don't want to use it.
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gnarlyhotep posted:I have been seriously considering a toaster oven because heating up the main oven takes so long and heats up the house so much that in summer I just don't want to use it. it just ends up taking up counter space they're OK if you don't have access to an oven but otherwise are not good at toasting or ovening
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Sep 4, 2016 07:42
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angerbeet posted:it just ends up taking up counter space ok, fine, I'll take that under advisement
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gnarlyhotep posted:I have been seriously considering a toaster oven because heating up the main oven takes so long and heats up the house so much that in summer I just don't want to use it. stop being a bitch and use the regular oven. it's not even summer anymore and you probably live somewhere kush like Maine or Norway. e: maybe even Greenland I don't fuckin know
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Iron Prince posted:stop being a bitch and use the regular oven. it's not even summer anymore and you probably live somewhere kush like Maine or Norway. Jesus christ get off my nuts, I live in south texas and it's hot as gently caress most of the time
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Iron Prince posted:stop being a bitch and use the regular oven. it's not even summer anymore and you probably live somewhere kush like Maine or Norway. you're wasting a lot of electricity. As you should, since this is the renegade thread I leave my refrigerator open to cool my house. It doesn't even work, I don't care
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gnarlyhotep posted:Jesus christ get off my nuts, I live in south texas and it's hot as gently caress most of the time poo poo, I'm sorry. I've lived much of my life in Houston and just figured you for one of those high falutin' New England goons.
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Iron Prince posted:poo poo, I'm sorry. I've lived much of my life in Houston and just figured you for one of those high falutin' New England goons. man have you been out of the loop for the past 3 years
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gnarlyhotep posted:I have been seriously considering a toaster oven because heating up the main oven takes so long and heats up the house so much that in summer I just don't want to use it. Use a plugged toaster oven to warm your bath water with you in it and let us know how it goes.
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poopnanners posted:(toaster) oven is better You haven't lived until you have cooked in a combination microwave convection oven.
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gnarlyhotep posted:man have you been out of the loop for the past 3 years fact. I've spent much of the past three years living in pacific island countries that found a way to take the US gulf coast climate and make it worse
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Iron Prince posted:fact. I've spent much of the past three years living in pacific island countries that found a way to take the US gulf coast climate and make it worse Welcome back, things are different now. It's basically GBS like it used to be but better. You'll have to figure out the rest on your own.
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gnarlyhotep posted:Welcome back, things are different now. *faaaaaaaaarrrrrt*
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Iron Prince posted:*faaaaaaaaarrrrrt* that's a good start
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This book seems about your speed OP. https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660
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it's important to let your microwave dinners rest 5 minutes like you would a fine steak
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I have a two-in-one microwave and convection oven. You can microwave things for a bit and then crisp them in the same cycle. It's real cool
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Poetic Justice posted:it's important to let your microwave dinners rest 5 minutes like you would a fine steak Steak tartare just isn't the same if you don't put it in the microwave and hit the popcorn button a couple of times
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angerbeet posted:it just ends up taking up counter space they heat up quick, use less power, make toast, and good for quickly heating little stuff it's great for my meals for 1 
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I always take my poo poo out of the microwave before the time goes off and i never hit reset so the clock shows
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Just lol it you haven't burned your tastebuds down into blistered nubs in order to make your nutrient consumption more efficient. That's just MR culture and MR cuisine.
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i just have a DIY shunt straight into my stomach so i can provide myself a steady drip of soylent for perfectly balanced energy throughout the day
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First I put on some Rage, then I make a wicked set of nachos with meatballs, ham and American cheese slices. Nuke that bad boy plate for five minutes at %100 POWER and wait zero seconds before eating. Blisters in my mouth but I don't care. I'm a renegade of my time and age.
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I don't have a microwave oven. 
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I usually eat the burrito right away
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They tell you to let it cool because it's still cooking. That's part of the cooking. Microwaving food is cooking. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They tell you to let it cool because it's still cooking. That's part of the cooking. Microwaving food is cooking. Get out of here with your "science". This thread is for RENEGADES. None of that ivory tower poo poo.
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Cyril Sneer posted:Get out of here with your "science". This thread is for RENEGADES. None of that ivory tower poo poo. Durrrr I drink boiling water durrrrrrr 
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gnarlyhotep posted:I have been seriously considering a toaster oven because heating up the main oven takes so long and heats up the house so much that in summer I just don't want to use it. do it. heats up real fast. good for reheating stuff and making toast. easier to keep an eye your food than using the oven. haven't tried cooking anything yet but mine's new. heats things more evenly than my piece of poo poo toaster without the hassle of prying poo poo out that gets stuck. get a baking tray and some foil for easy clean up. bam. that other guy might just have a lovely one.
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ive gotten some of the worst burns of my life from microwave steam be careful out there goons !!!
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amityville anus posted:I always take my poo poo out of the microwave before the time goes off and i never hit reset so the clock shows OH poo poo I hope you get forums cancer
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