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if it lasts longer than 18 hours like the current one I might consider the purchase tbh
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Shitload of gently caress, OP.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:03
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the pebble is the best smart watch for the best mobile operating system, android
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Sep 4, 2016 15:04
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I'll get one when they put a drat crank on it ffs.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I'll get one when they put a drat crank on it ffs. hahaha
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Sep 4, 2016 15:05
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i prefer to use a belt to strap an ipad onto my fat goon wrists
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Sep 4, 2016 15:07
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Nope. I'll just continue not buying the better and cheaper android smart watches that I also have no use for.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:07
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You should just be able to hook a little cord up to some freeweights and do a few reps to spin a flywheel.
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Lichy posted:if it lasts longer than 18 hours like the current one I might consider the purchase tbh What is the price point OP? If it's free and Martha Stewart gives me a handy then sure why not.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:10
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why would i upgrade
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Sep 4, 2016 15:10
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I've got a Casio F-91W, probably a perfectly designed watch. The battery lasts for years, doesn't break, and it has every function you could need from a watch. It also costs £5. So no
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I mean seriously who thought they would be a good idea? The ubiquitousness of smartphones have made regular old dumb watches pointless. Watches don't become a convenience again just because they can run the same pedometer program as the phone they already have in their pocket. I think smart watches are like E-Cigs. They're made exclusively to appeal to dorks who want to spend the day fantasizing that they're a bounty hunter from the future.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You should just be able to hook a little cord up to a fleshlight and jack off to spin a flywheel. FTFY. It's way more likely to work this way.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:15
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Mein Eyes! posted:why would i upgrade Okay I get the compass and thermometer and the magnifying glass but what possible purpose could that weird ice-cream scoop looking thing on the lower left possibly serve. Edit- Some kind of alarm? reignofevil fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Sep 4, 2016 |
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Sep 4, 2016 15:16
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I didn't even get the first one
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Sep 4, 2016 15:17
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reignofevil posted:Okay I get the compass and thermometer and the magnifying glass but what possible purpose could that weird ice-cream scoop looking thing on the lower left possibly serve. COKE SPOON
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Sep 4, 2016 15:18
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Frankenstyle posted:COKE SPOON I'm glad I'm not the only one who considered this possibility.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:19
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reignofevil posted:Okay I get the compass and thermometer and the magnifying glass but what possible purpose could that weird ice-cream scoop looking thing on the lower left possibly serve. broadcasts a signal that counteracts the CIA mind control waves
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Sep 4, 2016 15:19
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Apple's gonna get bought out by Google and Apple tards are gonna buy $1000 Chromeboks with an Apple logo slapped on them
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Sep 4, 2016 15:21
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No cos i wear a proper watch, op. smartwatches are for huge techfa33ots.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:23
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reignofevil posted:I'm glad I'm not the only one who considered this possibility. (It looks like it's a mock up of a wind speed gauge)
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Sep 4, 2016 15:26
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What kind of poor turbonerd buys a smartwatch lmaooooo What an impossibly useless device.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:42
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can you talk into it like dick tracy
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Parallax Scroll posted:can you talk into it like dick tracy No, you can only send tweets
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Sep 4, 2016 15:46
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Hector Beerlioz posted:No, you can only send tweets And you have to have your phone in your pocket to relay the signal because the watch can't work by itself
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Sep 4, 2016 15:47
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I'd rather suck a dick than have an apple watch.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:47
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EugeneJ posted:And you have to have your phone in your pocket to relay the signal because the watch can't work by itself That's thinking differently
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EugeneJ posted:And you have to have your phone in your pocket to relay the signal because the watch can't work by itself Pff, at that point you might as well get a pipboy phone case instead.  So sleek.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:55
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It's not worth the ecological and human damage that is created to produce it. Other things are, but not this
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Sep 4, 2016 15:57
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EugeneJ posted:Apple's gonna get bought out by Google and Apple tards are gonna buy $1000 Chromeboks with an Apple logo slapped on them This is what poors actually believe.
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Sep 4, 2016 15:58
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Facebook Aunt posted:Pff, at that point you might as well get a pipboy phone case instead. Wtf is this nonsense
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Sep 4, 2016 16:01
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MurderBot posted:I'd rather suck a dick than have an apple watch. They would still let you buy a watch even you have sucked a dick, and you could continue sucking dicks after you had the watch.
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Sep 4, 2016 16:02
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They would still let you buy a watch even you have sucked a dick, and you could continue sucking dicks after you had the watch. Apple: Standing in Lines to Suck Dick
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Sep 4, 2016 16:09
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Wtf is this nonsense https://www.engadget.com/2015/11/09/fallout-4-pip-boy-hands-on/
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reignofevil posted:Okay I get the compass and thermometer and the magnifying glass but what possible purpose could that weird ice-cream scoop looking thing on the lower left possibly serve. It's a wind speed gauge.
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Sep 4, 2016 16:14
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I feel embarrassed for everyone involved
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Garmann posted:It's a wind speed gauge. Can't be, cannot turn on either axis.
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Sep 4, 2016 16:18
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I'm still trying to beat the one with the diver and the shark. After that I'll move on to the guy who has to stack a lot of pies. Anyway, my itinerary is pretty full, as you can see, so it'll be a while.
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Parallax Scroll posted:can you talk into it like dick tracy Hector Beerlioz posted:No, you can only send tweets And the really weird part is that any smartwatch that does let you talk through it gets negative reviews because who wants to talk into their watch like a dork?! I dunno, maybe everyone who ever watched television and likes cool gadgets? It's weird that this ultra-niche nerdy product has decided that this specific feature is too nerdy for them. But a heart rate monitor? Now that's important. Talking to people is for dweebs, but it's imperative I know exactly what my heart rate is at any given moment. If you're buying a smartwatch, let me tell you what your heart rate is: too much.
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Frankenstyle posted:I think smart watches are like E-Cigs. They're made exclusively to appeal to dorks who want to spend the day fantasizing that they're a bounty hunter from the future. I'd definitely get one if it covered you whole forearm like Boba Fett. These tiny rear end watches with small screens and batteries are just junk!
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