Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«2 »
  • Locked thread
Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Joey, oh shi-

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Matt Striker's overly strained war metaphors make me want to set my creative writing degree on fire and forget the English language.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

The thing is, Mauro can stretch it out over the course of a match, whereas Striker will bludgeon a reference into every sentence, whether it makes sense or not.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

I know, right? He should be saying He-Man stuff.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Xerzes posted:

I have no idea what was in those pictures.

Hentai.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

I love this show so much.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Chavo's compulsive need to be a shithead cost him the match. I like that

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

StarkRavingMad posted:

Sami Callahan, dirtbag boyfriend

It's the role he was born to play!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Does anyone have a good stream?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Dario's like "Oh hey, violence!"

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Yeah, this season is starting out slow, but there's a lot of stuff I like going on.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Sexy Johnny Mundo pictures are part of Lucha Underground lore? That's why I love this show.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Ashikan judan posted:

BEHOLD THE PEACOCK OF DEATH

Dalton Castle's gimmick is taking a dark turn.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Dario Cueto, giggling and wasted in his office has been a highlight of my TV watching week, so far.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Benne posted:

This is like CHIKARA levels of wacky

And it's magnificent.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Lucha Underground Season Six: Fans Bring the Caskets Match.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Martinpale posted:

Ummm...guys?

From http://in5d.com/reptilians-and-the-council-of-13-2/

"The leader of the Earths Illuminati is called the “Pindar“. The Pindar is a member of one of the 13 ruling Illuminati families, and is always male. The title, Pindar, is an abbreviated term for “Pinnacle of the Draco”, also known as the “Penis of the Dragon”.

Daga got 'torn apart'..so..ummm..was Daga hosed to pieces by an Illuminati dragon?

Well obviously.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

"What a prick."

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

So low they can't be calculated by a mere human, I better ask Liberty Prime to give me an accurate percentage count.

A million! Just like the Belt!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

This loving show.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Dario: Another week, another episode of Lucha Underground, another god drat time I have to mop the footprints off the roof of my office!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

If I'm remembering correctly, the crowd was chanting for Marty, because before the match, he introduced the crowd to his parents in the crowd and told them this was their first show.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

I know it was a taping, just figured with the Marty chant that it was this one.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Ahem.

Marty the Moth > Bray Wyatt.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Benne posted:

I wonder how much money Dario has to spend repairing walls his wrestlers punch holes through

Not enough, since people keep punching holes!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Xerzes posted:

Dammit Striker stop quoting the konami code

Matt Striker calling a TJ Perkins match for eternity is my new idea of hell.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop


Pentecostal!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Benne posted:

Wrestling needs more chubby kitty men. I hope Lince Dorado gains 50 pounds and gets a push in WWE.

How quickly you forget Battle Kat!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

sticklefifer posted:

I've never heard of that site before. This feels like when we used to see stuff like "WeedGoku69 reports from https://www.rasslenews.biz >>>CLICK HERE<<<"

WeedGoku69!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

YES YES YES YES DOWN THE STAIIIIIIIIIIIRS

This show is so good at giving us what we want.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Mundo Magic!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

The return of Luchasaurus?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Pinwiz11 posted:

Lucha Underground Season 3: No time for pants.

Agreed.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Benne posted:

Well it's not blue jeans, but at least Puma came dressed for a street fight.

Good thing he doesn't follow the Mundo school of thought.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

I miss Matanza.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:


Edit: Also Johnny Mundo: Terrible Actor is the perfect character for Morrison.

How dare you deride the acting skills of the star of Boone: The Bounty Hunter? Are you sure you're not thinking of Ricky Mandel?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

He told us he was hardcore

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Mirror Match!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

It feels like the Cueto cup has sucked all the charm out of the show, like there's not time for those wicked fun skits anymore.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

This Puma/Fox match is so good.

  • Locked thread
«2 »