Hi, i'm still catching up to this show but i wanted to say somewhere that I got pulled out really hard during this Powered Up Mil Muertes vs Trios Champion Son of Havoc match in season 1 because it's clearly from about two months before the episodes around it are, what with Evilice's broken leg and how badly the commentary dub is going (Mil dragged Havoc over to the announcers table and Matt's just talking calmly to bad lipsyncing as his face from the past screams). Welp, gonna go back and then hopefully finish season 2 in a reasonable timeframe so I can follow this thread too. edit: i'm a dumbass and Ivelisse's leg injury still wasn't healed, even for the season finale. Amazing how much she kept doing despite all that, tho! I hope Hernandez loving pays for saying that dragons aren't real MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Oct 25, 2016 |
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 02:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 05:16 |
I have caught up with this show. Goddamn this is awesome. Kinda super burnt out since I took most of season 3 today, after finishing season 2 on friday/saturday. Ivelisse winning the title would've been sweet and hype AF, Sexy Star having a more decent finish (that stomp looked kinda bad) would've gone a long way but it was nice. Then it already ended, so idk. Really interested in Pentagon Dark vs Black STARDOM Lotus I love Cortez getting smashed left and right I need to see The Gods Call Him Cage - He's A Vessel Hope Vamp brings back Puma and that Pentagon Dark uses the Lotus' black magic or something to bring Konnan back and they just have a Stand Battle. Can't wait to see what's next for Matanza And to meet Dragon Penis Lizard Illuminati Man And Dario's boss and ahhhh so much cool poo poo Wrestling is the best when it's super real like this with wizards and guns and bowling balls and high-flying super sick stunts Also, SRM, any chance you know when Ivelisse gets better? like, should I expect her for late season 3 stuff or just give up hope and wait for the possible season 4 to see more of her in LU? MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 06:39 |
StarkRavingMad posted:She's out for quite some time, but she does come back by Ultima Lucha 3. I honestly don't remember when, though, I just remember she did have a match at UL3. Sounds fair enough. Can't wait to see her back! Hope the best for her, though i'm mostly concerned that I could've gone to that event (Jeff Hardy, Rey Fénix y Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Jeff Cobb, Nicho el Millionario y Teddy Hart as the main event sounds super good) and also that you mean Sexy Dulce.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 08:50 |
What should I expect from these Stardom poison ghost assassins? I'm suuuuuper casual in wrestling (saw some AAA when i was super young like 20 years ago and WWE around 2006, specifically saw the times when Vince wrestled God, and Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit died, so Rey Mysterio being pushed as this massive superman is what gets me the best) so I love reading all the more in-depth stuff that gets posted here Also, random thing from binging the whole show that got me: I was super uncomfortable with the Sexy Star and the Martinez's few, that sorta story I just don't like to see, like with Jessica Jones on netflix. I decided to look her up on wikipedia to see if they listed her beating Marty in, like, aztec warfare or something. There was a sentence on the feud followed by "became the first female Lucha Underground Champion, but lost her title the next week to Johnny Mundo" or something and welp. Kept wondering when that would happen and nicely enough it was when I finished catching up, so that's good?
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 23:34 |
harperdc posted:Japanese women's wrestling (aka joshi puroresu or just joshi) is hard as nails, innovative, and as technical and hard as any men's wrestling out there. And especially the three showing up in LU are highly regarded in Japan as great workers. God, I can't wait for them vs Pentagon Dark this week, then! and just in general more kick-rear end women in the roster. ParanoidInc posted:Io Shirai is a loving amazing wrestler, legit top 10 in the world overall Then I hope Io/Hitokiri/Assassin gets pushed the most! Oh yeah, I learned pretty good after that goof-up, with how it's taped months ahead but some nerds go write up the spoilers for Wikipedia the minute they get out of the taping. I'm neeever going to wikipedia or places that discuss live events/spoilers.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 23:55 |
If you need to get even more hype for tomorrow's Pentagon Dark match, here's a short segment of some lovely sunday morning show in which he creates an army of Pentagon Jrs to take over a city
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 07:15 |
The Io match was amazing. First two were great too, but Pentagon's selling escalating for the whole episode lead to a few kinda 'slow' moments at first.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 18:18 |
With how hard he's been burning bridges, I think Pentagón's only option might be the police officer. She's immortal and only cares about winning the war, I could see Pentagón somehow making contact with her at some point (Like him and Cortez being in the same hospital and the officer goes visit Cortez but decides Pentagon would be a decent ally) and siding with them. But to be honest, I just want him to go with anyone that has magic on the offchance they revive Konnan for him to fight Puma+Vampiro. Or maybe someone will put Konnan's soul inside Pentagón's now-broken body to get some info or something.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 21:56 |
"What's that tattoo you have?" "Yami*" *TL Note: Yami means the darkest of places of dark.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 02:12 |
I for one welcome our reptilian overlords.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 04:57 |
"And then the reptilian people of the snake tribe kidnap a dragon as the audience chants "Luchasaurus" " This is the purest form of art. Also that first match was loving crazy!
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 23:40 |
"Aerostar, our buddy Drago got kidnapped by the Reptilian Illuminati last week, what do we do!?" "Well, have we searched the toilets yet?" "Of course!" Mack and Sexy BFFs is still one of the best things this season. I uh, i did not expect the hot dog-skin man to be whatever the gently caress he is. I love Sexy Star's Galacta outfit. And yay, the SlamTown theme! Also I guess i saw Jenkem's hand. Daaamn Sexy's got guns. These two wrestle well together, i'm not too into Sexy Star, but this fight's got all the right ingredients to be fun. I love Spider-man too, but come on, Stryker. I know for a fact that the second the Spider Tribe steps into the ring, Matt will shatter my love for the character with a rampage of references. Ehhh, kinda lame ending. Extra hilarious how much mask talk there is when she unmasked last summer. God i love the snake tribe plot.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 21:35 |
On one hand that sucks, otoh i'll probably be able to attend tapings by then. Would be really sick to see the season premiere's matches that way.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 23:33 |
I'm not asking for much, just that when the god finishes possessing Cage, we get some Sentai transformation in which the glove becomes a full body armor. That shoots lightning. Also, Puma Dark, I hope he turns back to the light at some point.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 22:59 |
Nehru the Damaja posted:I like Texano. I was hoping he'd win the series though because Cage doesn't need to be the vessel of an ancient god to have a character and Texano has just sort of been whatever they need. Texas Man From California Who Represents Mexico is a fun hoss and should be given fun hoss things to do. That always annoys me to no end. "From Mexicali, Baja California... TEXANO!" There's nearly a thousand miles from Mexicali to Texas! Anyways, I was also hoping that he'd become a god's vessel, but then just getting FAME could be an interesting thing.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 04:58 |
So, the alliances (from least to most mythical) are now Worldwide Underground (just normal douches) 423-GET-FAME (Famous B, the actress and probably two legit wrestlers now) The Rabbit Tribe (Probably magic dudes on drugs) Jeremiah (has an oujia board and knows Catrina) Vamp's Sith Camp (Just him and Puma Dark, but Vamp's a vampire immortal and Puma just came back from the dead, so.) Trios Champs (An alien timetraveler and an immortal in their Retrieve Drago Arc) The Serpent Tribe (Reptilian Illuminati) Dario Cueto (2 god vessels, but one's on a revenge path to Rey Mysterio and the other only began the vesseling) Catrina's Re-dead Alliance
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 20:01 |
The table bit was pretty awesome in the Mariposa vs Sexy Star match. Mascarita Sagrada getting pushed?! Incredible. I hope he accepts this tribe of junkies. The Reptilian Illuminati in their war against DRUGS. The LUCHASAURUS chant is the best. THE BEST. They saved him! OH NO! Drago, your friends! "Pero.." "No butts" "ese juego de palabras no aplica en español..." these friendship handshakes are the best. Kinda bummed that this isn't for the title, but i'm cool with seeing what kinda match it'll be next week. Hope it's not another cage match. JESUS. Vampiro, how ghetto do you think Mack is???? Oh poo poo. Johnny Mundo's All Night Long 2! But, boo, I thought we'd get some Pentagon Dark on the "mid-season" finale. Puma Dark vs Mil will own when we get to it.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 04:32 |
Good stuff, but is this pre or post Infinity Gauntlet?
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 18:02 |
StarkRavingMad posted:Obviously pre, otherwise he'd be throwing shoroyukens at the guy in real life. That non-spoiler raises so many questions and stuff. Glad/hope he's okay but also i can't handle the irony of taking a competitor to the hospital in a "death" match.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 19:27 |
And so, Texano finds the ultimate gimmick: agarrarse una guera. Being Cortez is suffering lmao. Into the power glove stuff tho. God i'm so hype for this death match holy poo poo just carrying dragon over his shoulder without even holding him god i loving love when they play with the temple's architecture like this gently caress! There's six minutes left?! Rey, you're gonna need the dragon balls to bring him back! Rey Vs Muertes among the people! god that was so cool noooo marty don't. waitwhat. uhhhhhhh. ok. God i love this show.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 18:09 |
Everything about Dragon Azteca Jr. vs Matanza is super cool, butJenkem Delivery posted:and it caused a big spot of blood on the left side of his rear end. this should be a thread title. Man, I hope they get that netflix deal. This show deserves to be seen by every believer.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 19:52 |
I really dug the striped pants, gave him a very classic luchador vibe at the start. But yeah, as the show went on and he died and came back and his character became more clear, it was a good choice to take away that and give him a more modern look.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 05:07 |
Grave Consequences 1 was one of the first matches I showed my girlfriend. She did not appreciate all the blood. (In my defense, it was my first time watching that match and I figured it'd just be really good due to the buildup)
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 04:10 |
Anals of History posted:I don't mind Striker, but I'd absolutely go for insane Univision soccer commentator version. MATANZA ENTRA AL RING! COMO UN CASTILLO ESTA RECIBIENDO SEISCIENTAS GOLPIZAS SIN MOVERSE, EL WRATH OF THE GODS ACABA DE QUITARLE EL ALMA A FENIX Y LO HA MANDADO A LA ESTRATOSFERA, OCHOCIENTOS DIEZ MIL MUERTOS POR ESTE MONSTRUO!!
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 17:01 |
I guess Ivelisse and Angelico have been giving him lessons.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 18:09 |
StarkRavingMad posted:I miss Bengala. He was the best kind-of-chubby kitty man I miss him, but i'm not sure he's worth the rapid-fire catpuns.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 06:18 |
Yessssssssssssssss.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 05:59 |
"Mexico is coming for you, Chavo" "Not with the tourist visas they won't."
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 22:44 |
Roman Reigns posted:Fuuuuuck I hope not I was looking forward to more of it coming to Netflix There's at least one more complete season that'll be on Netflix (about half of S3 has aired on tv) so there'll be that, but yeah. otoh LU has been "dying" since day 1 and it keeps pulling through, right?...
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 00:13 |
TBH I'd feel like they need to pull some dirt on WB and force Ed Boon develop a digital-only fighting game that's Mortal Kombat with a gimmick or two on top.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 01:33 |
A good chunk of the more amazing matches in the show include John Morrison. Nothing magical like Fenix vs Mil or any of the Trios where Angelico tries to die, but the more sustainable ones like any match he has with Ricochet or the only good matches Sexy Star has had besides the No Mas one, or vs El Patron back in Ultima Lucha 1. The magic bunnies and dragons are cool. Penta's getting a decent push, imo. He got a freaking All Night Long Vs 3 Invited Stardom Stars. He's the Dark Counterpart to Prince Puma, the protagonist. Just because Vegeta didn't go SSJ2 first doesn't mean he isn't the best character in the show.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 16:51 |
Apropos nothing, I have a sick giggle whenever I see this bit of Rey right after he "throws" Matanza over the supplies room and he crashes through. You can see the horror in his eyes as he thinks he could've accidentally been involved in a second wrestler death in 2 years.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 06:17 |
Can't wait for the All Night Long match, but what I really want is for my boy Pentagon El Penta 0M DARK to get more poo poo pushed against him.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 06:36 |
Woo, time to go to Slam Town
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 01:01 |
Baja Dessert Championships: ORIGINS okay? good spots so far, god I missed the Lucha chants.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 01:16 |
I haven't watched live tv in ages, what the heck! one commercial was just a .jpg and a voiceover about deep fried mac n cheese with cheetos dust! Can't wait to see where they're going with this ankle stuff okay nvm please go back to the .jpg i don't need a commercial anymore Hahahahahahha yesssss MorningMoon fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jun 1, 2017 |
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 01:24 |
YES YES YES YES DOWN THE STAIIIIIIIIIIIRS
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 01:36 |
My god, but which one does he stun?! YES YES YES This show is good at giving us what we want, and even better at giving us what we didn't know we wanted.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 01:44 |
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE COOLEST MATCH EVER
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 01:49 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 05:16 |
That was awesome.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 01:59 |