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Premade Piercer - PRO: A hand-cranked machine which creates the ideal amount of holes for TV dinners before cooking, comes with interchangeable plates in order to match any given TV dinner. Easy to wash and all plates of varying sharpness can be bought at any of your local grocery stores. Also handy for creating False Swiss Cheese for mice who want the aesthetic of their favorite holey treat without the cost. Microwave Mini: A standard fast-cook appliance built at 1/10th scale, perfect for dieters and serving a dish for your family mouse and our recommended oven for the MagicMouse brand frozen foods. "Funk City" Food Spoiler Detection System: Have a favorite food that you want to make sure you get to before it spoils? Set the timer for the listed "best before" date and you will be reminded with the hit song "Funkytown" and cool built-in disco ball for added flair. It is a perfect compliment to a mouse dance floor, especially if it is "Funkytown" themed parties. |
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Peanut Debutterizer: A handy food processor that separates the peanut from the butter for that pure-peanut taste without any of the fattening buttery nonsense, just empty your favorite jar of peanut butter and watch as the peanuts are pulled apart from the gooey butter waste left behind! Compatible with all types of peanut butter including extra chunky, chunky, and creamy! An ideal companion to the budding mouse who wants peanuts but just can't seem to find it outside of butter form.
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Sep 4, 2016 19:24
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Build-Your-Own-Twinkie: The miracle device which allows any budding pastry chef to make their own twinkies! Simply choose from the specially marked brands of flavoring, and the specially marked brand of dough paste, and don't forget the secret ingredient food tube! In only six easy hours you will have your own Twinkie built with your own two hands! The housing unit acts as the perfect bedding for the discerning mouse. StealthCook Food Masker: Cooking for your friends, family or mice and don't want them to know that you are secretly only using a Premade Piercer - PRO and TV dinners? This handy soundsystem ensures that you can cook without anyone being the wiser! Featuring four different 'sizzle' sounds and a smoke machine built in, you will look like a five star chef without any of the hassle!
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Sep 4, 2016 19:25
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Captain Crunch Pre-Cruncher: Want some delicious hard food, candy or cereal but tired of the hassle of using your teeth or teeth related product to crunch and swallow the food? You're in luck! Our Captain Crunch Pre-Cruncher featuring cultural sensation Cap'n Crunch will handle the work for you! Allowing you to skip the work and get "Straight to the Taste!™" Add in whatever crunchy foods you like and the Captain's automated teeth will begin going to town until whatever you like is turned into a fine, edible paste. All that's left to do is to dispense the paste using the pulley behind the Crunch's head and breakfast/lunch/dinner is served! Cleaning is easy! Simply remove each of the Captain's teeth one by one and dunk it in our specially designed "Teeth Tailor" cleaning system and those pearly whites will be good as new! Features 100% real teeth! Doubles as an excellent ward for scaring off marauding bands of cats looking to destroy your mouse's village.
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Sep 4, 2016 19:30
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Ostentatious posted:StealthCook Food Masker: Cooking for your friends, family or mice and don't want them to know that you are secretly only using a Premade Piercer - PRO and TV dinners? This handy soundsystem ensures that you can cook without anyone being the wiser! Featuring four different 'sizzle' sounds and a smoke machine built in, you will look like a five star chef without any of the hassle! lol
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Sep 4, 2016 19:31
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General Goodtaste's Package Opener: Cans, bags and boxes got you down? Trying to get to your favorite treat but the can-opener keeps on slipping? Don't use those scissors on that bag yet, get your hands on the General Goodtaste method and you'll never struggle to open a food item again! Place your stubborn can, bag or box into the dishwasher safe lockbox and slide in our specially marked "Opening Pellets" into the slit on the top and watch as it automatically seals like magic! Wait thirty easy seconds and listen for the "boom" and your goods will be ready to eat, simple as that! Wash out the package gunk and excess food off the walls and floor of the lockbox and you're ready for another use! Perfect for the mouse on the go who wants to get straight into their favorite brand of hard cheese! If it's not smoking, it's not working!
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Sep 4, 2016 19:38
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"Food's Ready" Vibration Alarm: Ever want to feel like you're at your favorite high end restaurant and don't want to walk down to your local Panera Bread? This compact disc will give you the aesthetic with no effort! Operation is easy, set the alarm down at the table you will be sitting at and get to cooking! Once you finish you can hit the alarm button which will make the disc vibrate and hum loudly just like at your favorite eatery! Sit down, listen to the disc, hum along with the disc, press the disc against your cheek to feel the vibrations, drop the disc into your bowl of soup or water and pretend that Godzilla is coming. The possibilities are endless! Also acts as a high-end massage bed for mice.
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Sep 4, 2016 20:03
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Prospector Buddy Shell Pasta Evaluator: Look, we all love shell shaped pasta, the smell, the ridges, the crevice thst lovingly grips onto the sauce for that extra kick. Sometimes we need to keep our eye out for the best of the best, keep the eye on the prize. This digital sensor allows you to do just that! Finish your tasty saucy pasta and withdraw each pasta shell individually, place it inside the sensor and in just a few short seconds it will be ready to read on the OLED screen! From "Low Load" rating to the "Mama Mia!" top score this handy device will answer the question that truly matters and help you put together the most exquisite bowl of pasta you possibly can! For the mice out there yes, it is compatible with Macaroni and Cheese pasta shells!
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Sep 4, 2016 20:16
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Tired of that pesky skin that forms on your pudding, keeping you separated from the creamy deliciousness? Get ready to be amazed, because ShamCo Solutions has revolutionized dessert with its patent-pending Pudding Shaver! Also great on gelatin, gravy and soup. Batteries not included.
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Sep 4, 2016 20:23
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City of Glompton posted:Tired of that pesky skin that forms on your pudding, keeping you separated from the creamy deliciousness? Get ready to be amazed, because ShamCo Solutions has revolutionized dessert with its patent-pending Pudding Shaver! Also great on gelatin, gravy and soup. Batteries not included.
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Sep 4, 2016 20:36
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Food Shredder: Want finely cut fruits and vegetables without the risk or using a knife? Tired of those cuts, scrapes, and severed fingertips? Office Dad is tired, specializing in reclaimed office equipment Office Dad brings to you the Food Shredder. With only a stand and your favorite plate you can slide your fruits and vegetables into the former shredding engine and you will have micro-cut ingredients ready to be thrown into pots, pans, plates. The possibilities are endless! Also serves as a great tool for secret agents who receive delicate intel and mission objectives on food and need it destroyed.
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Sep 4, 2016 21:07
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Potato De-Ghoster: Ever eat a baked potato and get spooked? Opening up the skin of a fluffy treat just to be greeted with the angry spirit of an 1800s farmer? With the Potato De-Ghoster, fear no more! From russet potatoes yo sweet potatoes it works without flaw every time! Place the uncooked potato into the forks on both ends of the De-Ghoster, attach the electric nodes and relax as the supernatural energies are sucked out of the potato and stored in the waste container where the soul will be trapped for up to 200 years. For the recycling fans out there don't worry! The container comes with a grinder inside and after several shakes you will have a bountiful supply of Ghost Shavings for all the taste of salt without any of the sodium.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:12
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Meals-On-Wheels Deluxe: Walking can be a hassle, sometimes we have to walk up to one-hundred steps after cooking a meal and slaving over a hot stove! We all deserve to relax, and that is exactly what the Meals-On-Wheels Deluxe will help you do. Assembly is easy, simply attach the wheels and motor (oil not included) onto our patented Plate Chassis and load the cooked meal, using the remote control this is where the fun begins! Our Meals-On-Wheels Deluxe can reach ground speeds of up to 15 miles per hour and reach the table in no time at all. Need to cross moats or rivers so the meal can reach its destination? No problem! With our motorized "Bowl Boat" we can ensure the meal gets to your destination whether in rain, sleet or snow, regardless of the terrain!
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Sep 6, 2016 00:22
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Running out of time to let your healthy, expensive fruits and veggies go to waste before you can eat them because you got takeout again? Never lose a chance to discard inconvenient produce when you invest in the EZ Ethylene HomePro Deluxe. Speedily overripen apples, bananas, avocados and more with the simple flip of a switch. Save hours of chopping, peeling and cooking, and never again chance biting into a flavorless apple or too-tart strawberry out of guilt. For our composters, you'll love having a ready supply of produce "gone off" to turn into rich soil. Order now and receive an exclusive book of restaurant coupons & deals to help you keep on track to leaving the paring knife in the drawer permanently!
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The popular oven-loving-brothers you've seen on Food Network have something for everyone trying to bake how their mother makes. Introducing: the Preheat Professional. Made in the United States, the Preheat Professional is a state-of-the-art timer developed to monitor when your oven is warmed up, and ready to go. At only half the size of a conventional oven, half the price, and equipped with patented Oven Lookup technology, a quick search is all it takes to know when things are gonna get hot. *this product does not preheat your food |
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